Ways to Confuse Trick-or-Treaters (keep adding to the list if you can)

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Sylvannas
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door. When they get near the door, jump out wearing a costume, holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, invite them in. Once they're inside, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.

5. Print out the Trinity on paper and wrap candy in it.

6. After you give them candy, hand them a bill.

7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Collapse, flop about gasping for air, then don't move until they go away.

8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Battle of the fitest!"

9. When you answer the door, look at them, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

10. Pretend you're Michael Barrymore and invite them to a pool party.

11. Hand out menus and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

15. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that you've been trying to get rid of the eggs since Easter.

16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily lecture them about tooth decay until they leave.

17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Insist that all your candy is gone. Ask for some of theirs.

18.Open the door dressed as an old person. Then when you open the door, say, "My, what sweet children! Sweet, sweet chicken... I mean "children!" all the while, licking your lips...

19. Put a horn and tails on a pumpkin and put it on a throne on your porch. Insist that they all bow down and worship Beelzebub, Prince of Darkness.

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door and angrily throw the candy at them.

21. Give them lollipops anyway and tell them to keep their tongues strong for next year.

Shadowskill
Throw eggs at them instead of them throwing eggs at you...

jessica69
hahahaha damn you gies are rude no use used tampons ahahahahah

silver_tears
hold out tray of candy and when someone tries to take one yell at the top of your lungs HELP POLICE, THEY ARE STEALING MY CANDY!! eek!

DeNiro
when they come alreayd have called the cops then before the cops come run out of ur house spraing ur self with shaving cream and spraying ur car and then when the cops come blame it on the kids who r they going to belaive seriosuly.

walk out of the house and look at them and then go so what the hell do u want and whats with the fuuckin costumes then when they say it is halloween tell them o its not halloween today and even if it was i didnt buy ne candy so , am scra


or just walk out side be like what hell do u want or r u selling somethingor keep asking them annoying qeustions

if they ask for candy u say the only thing ur getting is a kick in the ass

Shadowskill
Pretend they're your little bros and hold them in your house for 5 hours asking stupid questions and then say, "See ya at Thanksgiving!" when you finally get rid of them...

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