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Stupid and shallow question, but importnant to me: -

What the hell to Twi'lek females see in the males?

Oola was fairly hot but Bib, eeeeuuuwwww.

It's the same with us: what do we see in other humans?

You know what they say, the bigger the lekku, the bigger the...

and the smaller the brains

The my brain is massive!

Careful! Less of the innuendo please.

Whilst trying to chat up a Twi'lek female, she told me she wouldn't go out with anyone unless they had a 12" lekku.

I said, "bugga off, I'm not cutting 3" off mine for anyone!!"

**Copyright - Chubby Brown 1984**
**Re-write - Mechmoggy 2001**

hmm hanging on a thin line here. Keep it a bit serious here this is suppose to be a straight EU forum, you can mock along and have fun in GDF.

Sorry, can't resist a Chubby parody. But the question is still valid, whilst reading the Bounty Hunter Wars; Neelah often refers to Oola's beauty and also how the human males did anything just to get a smile from the dancers. So why are the males so butt ugly?

The females are pretty ugly as well.

But you're judging by Human standards.

It's like asking what do little girlie elephants see in little boyley elephants. Unless you're an elephant it's pretty impossible to answer the question...