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A thread just for my favourite thing
I love this silly language i use

Anyways here you can use language such as this.....

God granteth and God can taketh away!!

That is how you speak in this thread
Enjoy!!

And so i can say this ahead of time........
I am aware of the fact this is not historically accurate *cough ush cough*
But it is very fun all the same

Be that your castle silver?

yes that be the one where i liveth with me knight

Yes but whereth is irene's roometh

*get back in knight uniform*

me roometh is hidden.......and only a feweth of me suiters know the direction

i wonteth telleth anyone elseth

*walketh down into the kitchen to stealeth the Vodka*

Doest thou wanteth to hear me Old English Vodka song? It be called Ye Old Irish Christmas Jingle yah...

sureth
and i donteth tell just anyone

Donteth tell me, milady... I donteth wanteth to walketh in on thou and good sir knight... lol

Doesth anyone wanteth to hear my songeth?

it be mine desire to heareth thine own song. i also greatly desireth the directions to my ladys room...if it be in thine own desire to reveal the place of thine room...

This thread bringeth strange use of "eth!"

me ladys room be fifty of the paces wesith

Duth thou not believe in one's abilities, in the severance of the present evil? Mine own ambition surpases the confidence of one's enemy. The plague this certain evil dispences shall be triumphed over by I, and I alone. So thou can dis believe and assume. Although Truth and fate will soon rain over, and flood thou's perspective of diss belief.

Thats what i call a trevesty in using olde english but its the best i can think of. At one's presnt time LOL Heres a question reffering to old english Thou means you. Can you use Thou to refer to your self if your speaking to the audience in the third person perspective? I mean if i am talking to you refering to myself,can i then use thou to refer to me?

*Finally wakeths up and hath realized that passethed out singing the Vodka songeth*

Someone remideth me to ne'er do that again...

dont'-eth ever'-ine do'-ed again'-ed

thou art all scoundrels.i stick my tounge out at thee.once, twice, thrice, you have all hadeth sexual relationships with an orange.
in other words,blablabla!

me liketh Janieeth me wanteth the vodkaeth

Actually-ed, I be still virgin... and, fortunately-eth, I detesteth oranges...


VODKA FOR EVERYONE OF THEE

how abouteth bannanas!thou be kinkyeth!

Bananas donteth appealeth to me... I just thinketh the banana smilie be cute dancing aroundeth

Janieth come shall thou cometh with thy humble best friendth boyhuntingth

I be comingeth with thee

yayethy

maybe noweth my boyfriendeth problem be solve-ed

maybe noweth my crusheth will noticeeth meeth

I wisheth my crush wouldst notice me...

i wanteth me knight

right here!
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/horse.gif

*slams castle door* leaveth you scoundrel from thine door step

you donteth want the horsey to join in me lady?

noeth http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/schmoll.gif
the knight will doeth

ye olde companion must be parted at this drawbridge

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/in_love.gif

ye sorcerer merlin hath turned me unto thy dragon upon thith hour http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/velho.gif
but i gobbled him up

then stayeth away frometh the knights aroundeth the castle
they may kill you to protect me

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tabletalk.gif<--the round table

i be not a dragon of thee night anymore

so thouesth are a knighteth?

thee knightith for yow me lady, the knight of the kingdom of sedgemoor

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/kisss.gif ahh braveth knight

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/king.gif

thats a kingeth

ssh or u shalleth be behead'ed

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/giljotiini.gif eth

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/euro.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/hang.gif

I haveth still goteth my headeth on... eth.

thist thread dust please'th me

Oh, reallyeth?

yes it doth?

How be it that it doeth so?

it doth because thoust finds this funny (not'th sure'th what i mean'th)

me thread pleaseth all

Aye, Silver.

it doth just that ma'am

I've alwayseth wantedeth to speaketh thou language of eld.

yes thoust has dremt of using ye ol' language in thoust poems,

I didest.

i have'th dremt of that'th tooeth!

i ameth alwayseth sweapteth off my feeteth by sadieth language

grr'th thist lowly iq'd lady ist annoying'th me on msn'th arrest her kind guards

killeth her me braveth knights

Knights be at me olde house downeth the streeteth.

shall i compare thee to a summers day, thou art more worthy and more temperate rough winds do shake the darling buds of may .. one can think this wayth

*sigheth*

That be goodeth.

erm hmmm ok dont get'th the wrong'th idea i am'th female'...unless thoust dus haf different tastes o.o

that'th is not myn and i know of its goodness as shakespear himself'th hast wrote it hee'sself ma'am and kind sirs

i know you areth female.......i findeth the shakespearenth language beatifuleth

this message dust maketh me pleased, u know'th i am female'th....you know i exist'th

your statuseth iseth "Ive been a bad, bad GIRL!"

yes'th but i thought thoust would'th not took the time to'th look at my'th thingyth

of courseth
*putseth on crowneth and sits at throneth* http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/king.gif

all of thou are welcometh

then we shall dine as fine ladys should do so and i bring forth all of my servants to help you on such a fine evening ma'am

Your crowneth be crookedeth.

*claps hands* come forth knaves
now all we needeth are some eligible knights

i haveth noticed that thatseth the way i liketh

... Ahh... Knights.

I wisheth Ness was a knight.

i haveth an assortment of knights picketh one DN

queen silver i have'th prepared entertainment for thou,
on come the poets! enjoy

thoust should not be tempted to mess with ones fait
god meant us to be how'th he did create
do you dare stare your eyes upon ye ol' english tale
where ones travels may lead one to betrayel,
and all that hath been and all that is,
shall go forth from this castle out into the mist,
this tale'th is started and shall be for time,
come forth out of the nightly black and indeed do your time.

I do hpeth the queen enjoyed her entertainmenteth.

Mat we now haveth a party?

*clap clap clap* bravo i proclaimeth you a lady in waiting
and for future redferenceth i ameth a princess.........
for meth to becometh a queen i needeth a king

*trumpets sound* i declareth this a party
all are welcometh

Come, RedQueen, let us findeth the princess a prince.

or a princess'th tho it is unspoke of thoust should think incase she be in different tastes *giggles* (lol)

i declareth this a masqerade balleth
http://www.daviddelamare.com/images/balll.jpg

would you care to dance kind sir knight who duth stand upon that balcony *offers a hand*

*crys*

you mean miss nazgul
DN is a fair maiden

errr i knew'th that http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/nosweat.gif - editting =P

i am truely apologetic my fair lady nazgul if any offence was taken let my body be scolded forever in the locks which you would have such good view on

this alright but noweth we needeth true knights to danceth with
and i need me a prince
http://www.cellinifinegifts.com/wdccimages/wdcc_cinderellaandprince.jpg

what is wrong with thou

What be you so angered for, Sir Burly?

And, no, I taketh no offence.

ahh now i am at ease but look what light from yonder window breaks!
a knight ^^

im anger'ed at the storm breweth to the west

storm, a storm is coming?
o deer we must prepare for the forthcoming night ahead and pray it brings
no strange wanderers to this fine night'd party we are baring

Taketh you no harm in getting inside the castleth. We wish not to geteth wet.

*open castle doors* all are welcometh to my feast......as long as you bringeth a freind forth

(tall dark figure on a black horse cloaked as black as the night rides in through the town gates)
My Knight hath come!

*spies knight and swoons* ahhh what a magnificent creature
goodeth job RQ

Lol, I thought it was me!

My knight will arriveth in 0.12 seconds.

*sighesth* i love beauty and the beast...........i want a prince like him.....
and i mean the prince not the beast

thank you miss but now i must go, and make sure the knight feels 'welcome' ^^

(anuther knight rides in this time on a white horse and offers princess silver a hand up on his horse)

did someone say paaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr -- tttaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

oh nazgul that was my lesbian side in me that thought it was thou

*cloaked form walks out of shadows*

Lamenya! You be here!
Lamenya be-eth the Witch King. Now we shall be able to feast in the hall of Princess Silver.

*asks knight to come down off his horse and join me in a dance*
i am officially gonna open this ball

this would be me wearing much nicer clothes though

*offers hand to braveth knight*

You maketh a nice coupleth.

why thank ye kind maiden
*curtsys* http://www.ginevra2000.it/Disney/La%20Bella%20e%20la%20Bestia/belle.gif

*giveseth RQ and DN keys to private chambers* you are welcometh in my castle walls
*stands on balcony with knight*

I haveth no pics of me. Yet I still walketh this Earth, doeth I not?
Lamenya, my Witch King, would you care you dance?
*walks out on ballroom floor with the King of Nazgul*

*leads braveth knight onto the dance floor hand in hand*

*music playeth*
"Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise

Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast"

...lest a time come when the memory of these great matters shall grow dim.

*whispers to RQ*

I believeth the prince will take the chorus a bit offensive... do not you?

what prince
just me knighteth

Ahh... yes. I now knoweth of your male friendeth.

whoeth is it

A knight. Not a beast prince!

awww indeed but the songeth is beautiful
*is twirled by braveth knight*

Beest thou his friend?

I shall be his friend. May I also becometh the Princess' advisor?

agreed DN I proclaim thou my offical advisor

Yayeth!

Bewarest-thou, him thinketh evil...

Who be it that thinketh so?

That beest thou

(just taketh a look at you evilish eyeth)

My gender?

*wanders in slowly in a fluffy cloud unaware of anything going on* Sigh <=)

im have returned ^^ i let go my knight ..into the knight but he shall return one day with the ring i gave him,
and he shall find me by asking around for the bearer of it ^^; ahh *sigh*

young loveth is a blooming
*is held closeth by knight*

can you'th feel the love'th tonight *remembers wot lifes really like.* o damn

awwww pooreth you

But as the sun, refulgent globe of light,
By mists obscur'd, may shine more dimly bright;
Or by some sable cloud its lustre veil'd,
Lie hid in darkness from the world conceal'd;
So every joy which mortals here can know
Is damp'd by sorrow, or is mix'd with woe.
Pleasure entire, from all assaults secure,
To no one's granted, no one can ensure.
Ungovern'd passions to such heights will rise,
That friendship's self oft falls a sacrifice;
A fire is kindled in the human breast,
By words misconstru'd, or a simple jest,
As some one relish often spoils a feast.
Thus sportful, frisking on the sunny green,
Two lambkins loving are not seldom seen:
Off from the flock they to a distance stray,
And all a battle represent in play;
Till some unlucky thrusts rouse up their rage,
Pretence is gone, in earnest they engage.
Those whom she sung, the muse reluctant sees
Differ for causes trivial as these;
And full of anguish, sighing and alone,
Pours out her deep-felt melancholy moan:
"Where dwelt their mutual fondness in that hour
When love took leave, and kindness now no more?
Alas! No more, in social converse join'd,
Shall they partake the rapture of the mind?
Placid content, shall fell disgust succeed,
And vexing discord make enjoyment bleed?
Forbid it, Heav'n! And to them gracious deign
Their strict agreeing harmony again!
All jarring thoughts at utmost distance keep,
And bid the former in oblivion sleep!"

Through all eternity to thee
A joyful song I'll raise,
For oh! Eternity is too short
To utter all thy praise.


imeth feelingeth romantic tonighteth

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/wine.gif

and that meaneth what

erbeit.. drinkinin the wineth

oh righteth

*regainseth position on throneth and watches ball*

oooo'th thoust ist a poet too'th! =)

no i justeth haave a lot of timeth on my hands
well today anywayseth

well thoust should write'th more poems because thoust hast tallent

well thank ye kind maiden