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silver_tears
A thread just for my favourite thing big grin
I love this silly language i use yes

Anyways here you can use language such as this.....

God granteth and God can taketh away!! eek!

That is how you speak in this thread yes
Enjoy!!

And so i can say this ahead of time........
I am aware of the fact this is not historically accurate *cough ush cough*
But it is very fun all the same happy

Shadowskill
Be that your castle silver?

silver_tears
yes that be the one where i liveth with me knight love

The Force
Yes but whereth is irene's roometh shifty

The Force
*get back in knight uniform*

silver_tears
me roometh is hidden.......and only a feweth of me suiters know the direction wink

The Force
i wonteth telleth anyone elseth wink

Shadowskill
*walketh down into the kitchen to stealeth the Vodka*

Doest thou wanteth to hear me Old English Vodka song? It be called Ye Old Irish Christmas Jingle yah...

silver_tears
sureth big grin
and i donteth tell just anyone whistle

Shadowskill
Donteth tell me, milady... I donteth wanteth to walketh in on thou and good sir knight... lol

Shadowskill
Doesth anyone wanteth to hear my songeth?

JediHDM
it be mine desire to heareth thine own song. i also greatly desireth the directions to my ladys room...if it be in thine own desire to reveal the place of thine room...

Captain REX
This thread bringeth strange use of "eth!"

burlyman
me ladys room be fifty of the paces wesith

ragesRemorse
Duth thou not believe in one's abilities, in the severance of the present evil? Mine own ambition surpases the confidence of one's enemy. The plague this certain evil dispences shall be triumphed over by I, and I alone. So thou can dis believe and assume. Although Truth and fate will soon rain over, and flood thou's perspective of diss belief.

Thats what i call a trevesty in using olde english but its the best i can think of. At one's presnt time LOL Heres a question reffering to old english Thou means you. Can you use Thou to refer to your self if your speaking to the audience in the third person perspective? I mean if i am talking to you refering to myself,can i then use thou to refer to me?

Shadowskill
*Finally wakeths up and hath realized that passethed out singing the Vodka songeth*

Someone remideth me to ne'er do that again...

ragesRemorse
dont'-eth ever'-ine do'-ed again'-ed

Treehuggerjanie
thou art all scoundrels.i stick my tounge out at thee.once, twice, thrice, you have all hadeth sexual relationships with an orange.
in other words,blablabla!

must_kill_Santa
me liketh Janieeth me wanteth the vodkaeth

Shadowskill
Actually-ed, I be still virgin... and, fortunately-eth, I detesteth oranges...


VODKA FOR EVERYONE OF THEE

Treehuggerjanie
how abouteth bannanas!thou be kinkyeth!

Shadowskill
Bananas donteth appealeth to me... I just thinketh the banana smilie be cute dancing aroundeth

must_kill_Santa
Janieth come shall thou cometh with thy humble best friendth boyhuntingth

Shadowskill
I be comingeth with thee

must_kill_Santa
yayethy

Shadowskill
maybe noweth my boyfriendeth problem be solve-ed

must_kill_Santa
maybe noweth my crusheth will noticeeth meeth

Shadowskill
I wisheth my crush wouldst notice me...

silver_tears
i wanteth me knight love

burlyman
right here!
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/horse.gif

silver_tears
*slams castle door* leaveth you scoundrel from thine door step miffed

burlyman
you donteth want the horsey to join in me lady?

silver_tears
noeth http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/schmoll.gif
the knight will doeth wink

burlyman
ye olde companion must be parted at this drawbridge

silver_tears
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/in_love.gif

burlyman
ye sorcerer merlin hath turned me unto thy dragon upon thith hour http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/velho.gif
but i gobbled him up

silver_tears
then stayeth away frometh the knights aroundeth the castle
they may kill you to protect me

burlyman
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tabletalk.gif<--the round table

i be not a dragon of thee night anymore

silver_tears
so thouesth are a knighteth?

burlyman
thee knightith for yow me lady, the knight of the kingdom of sedgemoor

silver_tears
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/kisss.gif ahh braveth knight

burlyman
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/king.gif

silver_tears
thats a kingeth stick out tongue

burlyman
ssh or u shalleth be behead'ed

dave123
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/giljotiini.gif eth

burlyman
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/euro.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/hang.gif

drunk_nazgul
I haveth still goteth my headeth on... eth.

RedQueen
thist thread dust please'th me

drunk_nazgul
Oh, reallyeth?

RedQueen
yes it doth?

drunk_nazgul
How be it that it doeth so?

RedQueen
it doth because thoust finds this funny (not'th sure'th what i mean'th)

silver_tears
me thread pleaseth all yes

drunk_nazgul
Aye, Silver.

RedQueen
it doth just that ma'am

drunk_nazgul
I've alwayseth wantedeth to speaketh thou language of eld.

RedQueen
yes thoust has dremt of using ye ol' language in thoust poems,

drunk_nazgul
I didest.

RedQueen
i have'th dremt of that'th tooeth!

drunk_nazgul
big grin

silver_tears
i ameth alwayseth sweapteth off my feeteth by sadieth language love

RedQueen
grr'th thist lowly iq'd lady ist annoying'th me on msn'th arrest her kind guards

silver_tears
killeth her me braveth knights big grin

drunk_nazgul
Knights be at me olde house downeth the streeteth.

RedQueen
shall i compare thee to a summers day, thou art more worthy and more temperate rough winds do shake the darling buds of may .. one can think this wayth

silver_tears
*sigheth* love

drunk_nazgul
That be goodeth.

RedQueen
erm hmmm ok dont get'th the wrong'th idea i am'th female'...unless thoust dus haf different tastes o.o

RedQueen
that'th is not myn and i know of its goodness as shakespear himself'th hast wrote it hee'sself ma'am and kind sirs

silver_tears
i know you areth female.......i findeth the shakespearenth language beatifuleth big grin

RedQueen
this message dust maketh me pleased, u know'th i am female'th....you know i exist'th

silver_tears
your statuseth iseth "Ive been a bad, bad GIRL!" stick out tongue

RedQueen
yes'th but i thought thoust would'th not took the time to'th look at my'th thingyth

silver_tears
of courseth big grin
*putseth on crowneth and sits at throneth* http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/king.gif

all of thou are welcometh

RedQueen
then we shall dine as fine ladys should do so and i bring forth all of my servants to help you on such a fine evening ma'am

drunk_nazgul
Your crowneth be crookedeth.

silver_tears
*claps hands* come forth knaves big grin
now all we needeth are some eligible knights wink

silver_tears
i haveth noticed that wink thatseth the way i liketh big grin

drunk_nazgul
... Ahh... Knights.

I wisheth Ness was a knight.

silver_tears
i haveth an assortment of knights shifty picketh one DN wink

RedQueen
queen silver i have'th prepared entertainment for thou,
on come the poets! enjoy smile

thoust should not be tempted to mess with ones fait
god meant us to be how'th he did create
do you dare stare your eyes upon ye ol' english tale
where ones travels may lead one to betrayel,
and all that hath been and all that is,
shall go forth from this castle out into the mist,
this tale'th is started and shall be for time,
come forth out of the nightly black and indeed do your time.

drunk_nazgul
I do hpeth the queen enjoyed her entertainmenteth.

Mat we now haveth a party?

silver_tears
eek! *clap clap clap* bravo big grin i proclaimeth you a lady in waiting big grin
and for future redferenceth i ameth a princess.........
for meth to becometh a queen i needeth a king love

silver_tears
*trumpets sound* i declareth this a party eek!
all are welcometh

drunk_nazgul
Come, RedQueen, let us findeth the princess a prince.

RedQueen
or a princess'th tho it is unspoke of thoust should think incase she be in different tastes *giggles* (lol)

silver_tears
i declareth this a masqerade balleth big grin
http://www.daviddelamare.com/images/balll.jpg

RedQueen
would you care to dance kind sir knight who duth stand upon that balcony *offers a hand*

RedQueen
*crys*

silver_tears
you mean miss nazgul laughing out loud
DN is a fair maiden big grin

RedQueen
errr i knew'th that http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/nosweat.gif - editting =P

RedQueen
i am truely apologetic my fair lady nazgul if any offence was taken let my body be scolded forever in the locks which you would have such good view on

silver_tears
laughing out loud this alright big grin but noweth we needeth true knights to danceth with big grin
and i need me a princelove
http://www.cellinifinegifts.com/wdccimages/wdcc_cinderellaandprince.jpg

burlyman
miffed

silver_tears
what is wrong with thou huh

burlyman
sad

drunk_nazgul
What be you so angered for, Sir Burly?

And, no, I taketh no offence.

RedQueen
ahh now i am at ease but look what light from yonder window breaks!
a knight ^^

burlyman
im anger'ed at the storm breweth to the west

RedQueen
storm, a storm is coming?
o deer we must prepare for the forthcoming night ahead and pray it brings
no strange wanderers to this fine night'd party we are baring

drunk_nazgul
Taketh you no harm in getting inside the castleth. We wish not to geteth wet.

silver_tears
*open castle doors* all are welcometh to my feast......as long as you bringeth a freind forth wink

RedQueen
(tall dark figure on a black horse cloaked as black as the night rides in through the town gates)
My Knight hath come!

silver_tears
eek! *spies knight and swoons* ahhh what a magnificent creature happy
goodeth job RQ big grin

drunk_nazgul
Lol, I thought it was me!

My knight will arriveth in 0.12 seconds.

silver_tears
*sighesth* i love beauty and the beast...........i want a prince like him.....
and i mean the prince not the beast happy

RedQueen
thank you miss but now i must go, and make sure the knight feels 'welcome' ^^

(anuther knight rides in this time on a white horse and offers princess silver a hand up on his horse)

burlyman
did someone say paaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr -- tttaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

RedQueen
oh nazgul that was my lesbian side in me that thought it was thou

drunk_nazgul
*cloaked form walks out of shadows*

Lamenya! You be here!
Lamenya be-eth the Witch King. Now we shall be able to feast in the hall of Princess Silver.

silver_tears
*asks knight to come down off his horse and join me in a dance* big grin
i am officially gonna open this ball big grin

silver_tears
this would be me wearing much nicer clothes though big grin

*offers hand to braveth knight*

drunk_nazgul
You maketh a nice coupleth.

silver_tears
why thank ye kind maiden big grin
*curtsys* http://www.ginevra2000.it/Disney/La%20Bella%20e%20la%20Bestia/belle.gif

silver_tears
*giveseth RQ and DN keys to private chambers* shifty you are welcometh in my castle walls big grin
*stands on balcony with knight* love

burlyman
devil

drunk_nazgul
I haveth no pics of me. Yet I still walketh this Earth, doeth I not?
Lamenya, my Witch King, would you care you dance?
*walks out on ballroom floor with the King of Nazgul*

silver_tears
*leads braveth knight onto the dance floor hand in hand*

silver_tears
*music playeth*
"Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise

Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast"

Exa
...lest a time come when the memory of these great matters shall grow dim.

drunk_nazgul
*whispers to RQ*

I believeth the prince will take the chorus a bit offensive... do not you?

silver_tears
what prince wink
just me knighteth

drunk_nazgul
Ahh... yes. I now knoweth of your male friendeth.

silver_tears
whoeth is it huh

drunk_nazgul
A knight. Not a beast prince!

silver_tears
awww indeed love but the songeth is beautiful
*is twirled by braveth knight*

Exa
Beest thou his friend?

drunk_nazgul
I shall be his friend. May I also becometh the Princess' advisor?

silver_tears
agreed DN I proclaim thou my offical advisor happy

drunk_nazgul
big grin Yayeth!

Exa
Bewarest-thou, him thinketh evil...

drunk_nazgul
Who be it that thinketh so?

Exa
That beest thou

Exa
(just taketh a look at you evilish eyeth)

drunk_nazgul
My gender?

RedQueen
*wanders in slowly in a fluffy cloud unaware of anything going on* Sigh <=)

im have returned ^^ i let go my knight ..into the knight but he shall return one day with the ring i gave him,
and he shall find me by asking around for the bearer of it ^^; ahh *sigh*

silver_tears
love young loveth is a blooming
*is held closeth by knight*

RedQueen
can you'th feel the love'th tonight *remembers wot lifes really like.* o damn

silver_tears
awwww pooreth you sad

silver_tears
But as the sun, refulgent globe of light,
By mists obscur'd, may shine more dimly bright;
Or by some sable cloud its lustre veil'd,
Lie hid in darkness from the world conceal'd;
So every joy which mortals here can know
Is damp'd by sorrow, or is mix'd with woe.
Pleasure entire, from all assaults secure,
To no one's granted, no one can ensure.
Ungovern'd passions to such heights will rise,
That friendship's self oft falls a sacrifice;
A fire is kindled in the human breast,
By words misconstru'd, or a simple jest,
As some one relish often spoils a feast.
Thus sportful, frisking on the sunny green,
Two lambkins loving are not seldom seen:
Off from the flock they to a distance stray,
And all a battle represent in play;
Till some unlucky thrusts rouse up their rage,
Pretence is gone, in earnest they engage.
Those whom she sung, the muse reluctant sees
Differ for causes trivial as these;
And full of anguish, sighing and alone,
Pours out her deep-felt melancholy moan:
"Where dwelt their mutual fondness in that hour
When love took leave, and kindness now no more?
Alas! No more, in social converse join'd,
Shall they partake the rapture of the mind?
Placid content, shall fell disgust succeed,
And vexing discord make enjoyment bleed?
Forbid it, Heav'n! And to them gracious deign
Their strict agreeing harmony again!
All jarring thoughts at utmost distance keep,
And bid the former in oblivion sleep!"
love

silver_tears
Through all eternity to thee
A joyful song I'll raise,
For oh! Eternity is too short
To utter all thy praise.
love

imeth feelingeth romantic tonighteth big grin

burlyman
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/wine.gif

silver_tears
and that meaneth what huh

burlyman
erbeit.. drinkinin the wineth

silver_tears
oh righteth big grin

silver_tears
*regainseth position on throneth and watches ball* big grin

RedQueen
oooo'th thoust ist a poet too'th! =)

silver_tears
no i justeth haave a lot of timeth on my hands shifty
well today anywayseth big grin

RedQueen
well thoust should write'th more poems because thoust hast tallent smile

silver_tears
well thank ye kind maiden big grin

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