Oh, the stupidity...
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ChinaNiki
Only in America: The news media continues to tell us how unhealthy overweight Americans are, but the reporter is always some anorexic looking stick who is going to suffer a serious bout of osteoporosis in old age from never eating.
frootlooplucy
on a candle: "Directions : extinguish candle by blowing out flame."
on a snickers bar: "May contain traces of nuts."
must_kill_Santa
there so funny
nazgulinthedark
his was in the classified adds in our paper
nice horse
must sell
wont carry dead possums on back
$$$
555-555-5555
NyC-gUrL
on a bag of peanuts from United Airlines: warning! contains nuts!
well duh...
nazgulinthedark
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.
On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE
On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
(arn't insects animals?)
lil bitchiness
''On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.'' something must have got lost in the translation there
nazgulinthedark
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box -
FITS ONE HEAD.
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner:
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
On a container of lighter fluid:
WARNING: Contents flammable!
on a can of Woolite carpet cleaner:
"Safe for carpets, too!"
nazgulinthedark
Directions for eating Lunchables Nachos:
Dip chips in cheese and salsa.
Treehuggerjanie
On the back of a ready-meal from safeway...
"for best results and delicious food, defrost before eating"
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