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I'm at work right now feeling the pain. Anyone else? Last night's Halloween party I went to was off the hook. I drank a lot, slept very little, and it looks like I have two black eyes since my costume make-up wouldn't come off all the way.

and what were you TH

I was THE ICE DEMON.

I'll have pictures in the near future if you do so care to see them.

*waits for piccys* whats an ice demon and excuse my ignorance for it

THE ICE DEMON is an entity that I created from a frequently used human saying.

whats the saying

". . . . when hell freezes over."

THE ICE DEMON escaped from the deepest depths of Hell when it actually froze over. At least that's was I told everyone.

oh i see

DO NOT TAUNT THE ICE DEMON!!!!

hopefully he's settled in for a nap in hell

I met this girl too, she was the S&M fairy and she liked THE ICE DEMON.

ahhh was probably sweapt off her feet by your creativity

And my devilish looks!

that must be it

Someone I know went to the party the other night as a frozen vampire.

Oh man, I am hurtin today! I went to 3 parties, almost got in a fight and got very drunk! Now I am at work wishing I was sleeping!

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't
stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies, "I have a
question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
as I am and have been a Nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,
you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single; and
I 'catholic too!"
"OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

He does and the Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road,
the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess,
I'm Married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to
a Halloween party."

omg thats classic diego *claps*

yeah, i heard one pretty much the same as that, but a bit ruder