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This is the place u go 2 when u sustain any injuries at kmc as 4 me i'm just about 2 get my neck stitched up and my hand stitched up! It's gonna hurt.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh *nurse comes up with stitches and artificial arm* Please noooooooooooooooooo!

some time soon i'm going to have to get a shot in my wrist because i have a cyst in between some of my tendons... and tendonidious, isn't that wonderful, i've had where this wrist splint, looks like a rollerblade wrist thing, for about 2 1/2 months, god help me.

*appears from heaven and heals wrist*

can I get an ass reduction here?

i wouldnt mind another mouth

um i'm in charge of that

*sees own ass in mirror* whoops better not laugh

Nurse.Force can u please go and get the ass pumper?

:: winks to Force ::

ass pumper?

Silver get in room 1 we'll be there in a minute, in the mean time nurse.bidmyblood will measure ur ass.

::looks around to make sure there's no cameras and this isn't just an excuse to make a porn::

no thanks im quite alright and happy with my ass

Ok then nurse.Bid please report 2 the doctors office.

::goes to the doctor's office::

Doctor John has your medicine BMB2R

(man you really need a nickname)

*puts on nurses uniform* i will do no work but will just walk around in the uniform

Would u please go and play nurse wwith the 5 year old patient in room 5 thx!

that uniform better be sexy, irene

Yup it's a tight skirt a boob-tube and a sexy hat

**** the hat i like my hair down

yes f the hat, i like irene strawberry creme- smelling hair

::sits on the table crossing her right leg over her left as she raises and eyebrow at Dr. John and grins:: do you? I hope it's strong medicine

((call me Annie ))

*walks slowly across room* geez this skirt is tight

gotcha annie

Well i would have to say that this medicine, is strong... and long, erm big, um well you get the clue

WEll let's get started

::narrows her eyes on him:: this is going to make my ass smaller, right?

*looks down at feet and puts on high heels*

*looks at annie's ass* well it might

::tries not to blush, even though it's turning her on:: you know best doctor

the uniforms are working for me

before i go and "inspect" your ass , why would you won't to shrink that beautiful thing?

i'm glad for you

you should be i am

, *looks up and down* oh yes i'm really glad for you

up and down what

::she glances behind her at her ass:: it's too big, don't you think?

i doubt the guys will agree

well although i may still need to "inspect" it, it's only too big when you can't sit down

::shrugs and turns back to him:: no, it doesn't get in the way or anything... I just thought guys didn't like big butts

since when

411 on me... i love girls with big butts but not gigantic butts especially when they got the body to match *drools*

well, I guess you can inspect mine doctor, and give me your professional opinion

oh, it would be mine and your pleasure *starts inspection *

can anyone trim my tentacles, theyre really getting out of hand

((I won't be descriptive and scar the virgins, I'll let emoticons speak for me heehee))

um, sorry irene your the only free person *keeps inspecting*

i told you no work just looking good over here *unbuttons top buttons*

...ok http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/drool.gif

*stares* well ya you just stand there lookin good

doctor, you're so gentle

agreed *stands posing*

well i'm trying not to "inspect" too fast, i am using a big tool

*sits on table and crosses legs*

i'd cross my legs, but it hurts to much

*mind back in gutter* and i was trying so hard to be good today

well i'll give you a D for effort

mmmm hmmmmm

a D's not good enough i want an A

well the "inspection" is almost done

silver i only give D's

god my arm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my arm it hurts help i cant move my arm HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP PLEASE I CANT MOVE MY FRICKIN ARM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

*sucks on lollipop sitting on table*

I don't think you've gotten at the root of the problem doctor, I think you need to dig a little deeper

wo no smilie with that one

*"inspects deeper"*

((edited so I don't get banned))

*leave room quickly stumbling over high heels*

*starts sweating* alright time to go a little deeper

::grabs onto the edge of the table:: are you cuming to a conclusion yet, doctor? ::she closes her eyes and smiles::

oh yeah, i'm cuming to the conclusion of the inspection *keeps sweating*
don't worry it's almost done

your methods are unheard of doctor ::grins::

no my methods are just special *grins back

sorry the inspection is over i g2g

bye bye

*walks back in* hi guys.

*comes out of back room with eyes covered*

What happened?

alot

Sit down and tell me honey ur in a state of shock.

sorry that's classified information

Exactly. The details of a doctor-patient relationship remain confidential.

*walks into hospital* uhh...I don't know if this is a problem, but I just swallowed about ten dollars worth of nickels

Uh we better get u checked out nurse.Bid! We'll b right with u.

Argh my cat bit my hand off...

I have cold toes,they coldeneeexs
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cheers.gif

I don't think I want to have my ass reduced anymore... but perhaps I'll come for check ups
for now I'll just put on a nurse's outfit and help Silver around the hospital.

im love sick!help!

wish I could cure or at least help that.

i miss my boyfreind so much. Hes really nice! Hes at home listening to music but i cant talk to him cos i havent got credit. He keeps texting me saying he misses me but i cant text back-WAIL!

Do something about the coldness of my toes!!!!!!!!
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crazy.gif

uhh...put socks on?

alright who else needs help?

BTW, I still have about 200 nickels in my stomach....

Hmmmm.....never thought of that.........*Puts socks on* WOOOO!!!! Warm toes once more. http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/clap.gif

not me

glad I could help

*takes vaccum to tonks stomach* lets get out those nickels

I DON'T WANNA!!!!! *sprints out of hospital*

*shrugs* ok *waits for more female ass reduction patients *

Ooh Ooh i just remembered i need one of those

*raises eyebrow* well step right into my offices *says with a grin*

hey guys i'm back what happened when i was gone?

Im gonna git my ass reduced

Sure. NURSE!

I was gonna get the nickels removed from my stomach, but the doctor's scary http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crybaby.gif

hey i'm head of the female ass reduction department

wait a second what does this procedure involve exactly?http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/eek.gif

Nurse Force bring the patient into room.12 and measure her ass i'll b right with u in a minute.

Where am I supposed to go to get this cared for?

*shows the reception desk multiple sword injuries*

i'm doctor force, thank you and her ass is mine

oh and it depends on which procedure you want

I got owee boo-boos!!!

And they hurt!

sorry, not my field

Erm.......whichever one hurts the least

somebody in that field GET IN HERE!!!

*Draws sword, but drops it, gasping in pain*

hurt isn't quite the word

Here Shadow thats my unit waitr in room 3.

FINALLY!!

*drags self & sword to room 3*

um.......okies i'll take wotever ones goin http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/stretcher.gif

Nurse.Crazy this man has got multiple stab wounds could u please take him 2 room 4?

so are you still getting that reduction

Doctor Slayer, couldnt it wait? I think an ass reduction is more crucial than stab wounds!

dying...

Someone send for the doctor!!!

Erm ok go on then

I'm a doctor *grabs bottle of iodine *

That's not gonna help! Eomer save me!!!

how much do you want reduces, but first i'll have to start with a inspection

Whatevers necesary

Actually ya know wot? Im happy with my ass i dont need 1!

*runs quickley out of hospital thread*

bye bye

Good! Now someone get in here and save me from this crazy person before I become not only the ghost of Starscream, but the ghost of Ennyjay!

*approaches shadowskill with bottle of iodine*

ok shadow *wraps shadow in bandages*

ugh...I think I ate too many nickels...*collapses*

tonks we gotta get those nickels out *offers vaccuum*

Thanks Force! Now, onward to the battlefield Ennyjay!

yes have fun on the battlefield, watch out for those orcs

I will try! Eomer wait for me, Love!
*Stalks away off to the stables with sword raised*

hmm, hospital or orc fighting *strips off shirt* i'm going to fight some orc

*coughs up a nickel*

all better *walks out of hospital*

that's was it?

I swallowed 200 didn't I? hmm...oh well...I feel fine

No it's not!!
*Runs after Tonks with sword raised*

This is for trying to kill me! Rohirrim! Forward!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/shocking.gif

*takes out pocket knife*

Yeah you better run! You're gonna need the hospital in a minute

I'll fight you with my wimpy pocket knife

Against an army of 2000? Okay, Doc, we need a couple of body bags...