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Okay, I say a word and you have to make up a sentence using that word. Then you say a new word for the next person to make a sentence. Example:

I type - Peanut
you type - One day a peanut killed my dog.
you also type - Cactus

Next person - So I buried my dog under a cactus.
then that same person writes - Shovel

etc, etc, etc.


NOTE: TRY TO MAKE IT SO THE SENTENCES TELL A STORY. HERE IT GOES FOR REAL NOW!!



Fetus

I put the fetus on the table. (yes i know what it is)

chemical

ups sorry, is stock

ok, i dont want to spoil this thread, so lets start again, ok??


mother

I love my mother.

u forgot the next word...

oh yeah



orgasm.

but I really hate that she named me "Orgasm."

dynamo

And she named my brother 'Dynamo'.


Juicy

she calls me juicy in front of my friends

dog

Her nickname for my brother is dog.

watermellon

watermellon is my favourite pastime..


bottle

I also bottle root beer as a hobby

pencil

i like to stick pencils up my ..nose

sack

I own 200 sacks of potatoes

oops forgot the other word

ironing board

my scienceteacher got killed with an ironing board...

err...lemme think...

tampon

I ate a tampon for breakfast yesterday.

roller coaster

That felt like going on a roller coaster



Game

I palyed a game with my foot to calm down.

camera

I took a picture of Dynamo kicking my mom with my new camera


lovehandles

my best freinds mom loves her "love handles"

natasha (one of my best freinds)

Me and Natasha had a great time in bed last nite

Sex

Sex is great fun

Force

my gf uses force to get me in bed

cucumbers

cucumbers are great for multiple purposes :s

phone

My phone hates me

Pie

Pie sucks

hearts

Hearts are full of farts

Boogy

So you need to do the boogy

Cheese

Wont somebody think of the cheese?

Enter

Enter the twilight zone

pen

sometimes a pen is something you use

dumb

Who's the dumb one in celeb-world? Oh I know! J-Lo!

Ass

When i shake my ass i feel it in my soul!

banana-man

I honor the banana-man

voices in my head

Shutup! said the voices in my head.

confusion

I feel confusion many times a day

barbie

Barbie comes with Ken.....but she fakes it with Action Man

toys

Toys need to be washed after adult use

Cream

Cream is part of ice cream.

Dude.

Dude, where's my car?

bunny

A bunny is cute!

Kitten

I ran over a kitten with my car

turtle

Turtle wins race...

Drunk

I got drunk from drinking too much beer

lamp

the light globe in my lamp blew out last night (true story!).

pasta

I ate pasta yesterday (true story)
spaghetti......

I need to sexualize this thread.....
I sucked the spaghetti of Dirty Vader's chest.

sore

My nose is sore

No-entry

saw a girl with No Entry written on the rear of her pants (true story)

dance

I asked her to dance backwards

Slapped

so i slapped her ass

bedroom

we went up to my bedroom

lava-lamp

Men are like lava-lamps, nice to look at, but not very bright

telephones

telephones give me a headache

ibuprofen

ibuprofen(sp) capsules look like the MAtrix Red Pill


chocolate

so i took an ibuprofen and overdosed.

ulcer

oops.....

chocolate tastes like crap

ulcer

I do not have an ulcer on my duodenum.

listerine

I use listerine to get the glue off my nipples.


sausage.

Agent Smith took my sausages.

Nickel

I will probably never have a chance to throw a nickle at Darth Revan.

*EDIT* oops... lol

grapes

I will probably never have a chance to smash a grape in complicated's face.

meatbag

Darth Revan's almost certainly right about never having the chance to smash a grape in this meatbag's face.

butane

I use butane to heat my water but instead of tea bags, I use meat bags.

sticky

i hate sticky stuff

dog

This thread will never become a sticky.

garlic

--or--

My dog walks on top of snow like Legolas.

garlic

i like garlic pizza

headbangers

Headbangers have fewer living brain cells than those that choose not to bang their heads.

yogurt

yogurt is a neutritional desert

pooding

Pudding is less nutritious than yogurt.

centrum

I shampooed my hair with pudding.

yellow

i dont know what centrum means

eggs

the sun is yellow

eggs

TH's avatar has lots of yellow in it.

remote (as in the control)

i lost my remote

population

The entire population of Antarctica most likely feels that the Bahamas are warmer.

blistex

geez, i'm running out of things on my desk...

your words are hard like blistex

madonna

Madonna was mentioned in the 7:00 CST Simpsons episode, tonight.

convoluted

can you give a definition

This tread is a rip off of the "Random Comments" thread !!!!!!!!!!

some one is angry

world

I boycot this thread!

No way in the world is this thread a rip off of random comments, read the first post Cels!!!

Turtle

slow as a turtle

beans

The path beans take from their growth to your pantry is rather convoluted, as there are many turns this way and that, perhaps superfluously, as opposed to going in a straight, efficient path.

monitor

My monitor is flickering..

Thing

I have a thing growing on my forearm. I think it's a hair.

floor

Quotes from members of Congress during the floor debate on whether to approve an impeachment inquire of President Clinton

ROFL

internal

That's no sentence.

hrm...

Dr. Peter Benton, formerly an attending physician in the General Surgery department at Cook County General Hospital, now works at a private clinic in Schaumburg alongside his fiance, Dr. Cleo Finch.


Carter

Jimmy Carter is a peanut farmer.

plague

I got the plague and crapped a mold spore.

Tarzan

The cholera epidemic in 1890s San Francisco is referred to by some as a plague, though falsely so.

virulent

--or--

Tarzan smelled funny.

virulent

tarzan was a kick ass movie


stud

In The Devil's Advocate, Pacino once told Reeves that he had a "Florida stud look."

tort

Virulent was the way of the stud.

silicon

Silicon has a crystalline allotrope.

Baywatch

Baywatch was a very popular show in the 90's


astronomy

Galileo, an astronomer, perfected the refracting telescope and made his mark during both the 16th and 17th centuries.

nihilism

I don't know what nihilism means.

monkey

Not many a monkey would know what nihilism is, either.

socialism

Socialism is any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods.

Economics

If I have to take any more damned economics classes, I'm going to drop the business major altogether.

circumlocutory

Politicians are experts in circumlocution.

President

My current president reminds me of my recent sentence regarding monkeys.

avarice

lol

Stop using big words!!! You're hurting my brain http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crybaby.gif
Her business empire brought her wealth beyond the dreams of avarice

book

i read a book about a dog named spot running after a ball once


sunset

And then when I looked outside there was a beutiful sunset

blind

Were I to watch a sunset, I'd have to go to the top of the Hancock Building.

Mephistophelian

I said Sunset...

So you did, and our posts overlapped... Sorry 'bout that - didn't notice until now.

Were I to weld without a helmet, I would probably become temporarily blind.

Mephistophelian

Mephistophelian is a word i do not understand and should probably look up in the dictionary but i am far to lazy.


scare

Don't scare the baby lizards.

gadget

Were something to be Mephistophelian, it would likely scare the hell out of me.

Methuselah

I'm feeling rather unimaginative...


DAMN I should have hit refresh...

Lizards are both short and long.

Methuselah

What does Methuselah mean? (thats my sentence btw)


Telephone.

Were I to have your telephone number, and I were willing to call you, I would do so and state that Methuselah is a biblical figure said to have lived for 969 years.

theology

Theology is very good! As was that answer

pssst! Your word!

And thank you.

oh right, my word!! umm... hyperbole.

A partisan member of a party would likely use hyberbole so often that he or she would cease to recognize it as such.

ubermensch

Youre using hard words like "ubermensch" on purpose.

pizzicato.

Pizzicato is a term used by real musicians who can't play a single note for more than two or three bars.

mixolydian

Mixolydian is the name of Super-man's Grand Father.

Kryptonite

I crap kryptonite.

Banana

TH cheated, and does not deserve a banana as a treat - especially since Mixolydian is not the name of Superman's grandfather - biological or otherwise.

aeolian

my cats name is aeolian


bucket

I once got a bucket stuck on my head.

Hobo

Your average hobo smells like Kevin Sorbo.

shortcut

take a shortcut through the woods

Feet

Nikkie's feet may also smell like Kevin Sorbo.

creatine

you ****er

creatine is a white crystalline nitrogenous substance found especially in the muscles of vertebrates either free or as phosphocreatine

Dictionary

lol...

A dictionary doesn't always tell you what it is that you need to know.

hunger

the hunger....it burns....

dumbass

What kind of dumbass would allow their kid to spend the night with Michael Jackson?

grape

A grape is purple

Nikkie

Nikkie forgot about "white" grapes.

Rick

My friend's stepdad's name is rick

parent

my parents love me

Poems

my parents are yelling at me to get off the computer (true story)

Pirip

We took pipe rips, bongrips, and Pirips all night long at the party.


handcuffs

I used handcuffs last night.

sexy