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An agent aproaches you, and with no explanation does a roundhouse kick. What do you do?

Kick the $hit out of him!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/boxing.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/death.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/rifle.gif

pull a pole out of the ground and jump in the air......

Rip his lips off and kick my ass with em. Then rip his tounge out and lick my balls with it. Then kick his ass.

now i think about it, i would get back up, and look to the stairs, turn back and run at him, kick off the wall and start shooting at each other, and we both miss
then the agent goes "you're empty..."
but he's wrong, and i blow his brains out
-END-

i kick cookie @ss!!

take the hit joyfully, knowing that my belief that we really do live inside a computer program is true!!!

Wonder what kind of odd assimilation was going on if one of my own kind what hitting me. Hitting *on* me, however, that's a different story.


AI.

These are all very good. Now suppose The agent had asked you if you would have tea with him. Would you?

What would you do?

id be the only one alive with icon because i would of ran and pushed one of you on the ground grabed icon calld the operator of the Erinnyes and found an exit.. that is until ofcourse my training is complete and im ready to whoop up on them

but what about tea?

screw tea.. this isnt england

You saw right through me

England blows ass.

haha ur in trouble now.. so many people on here live in the UK... and im from the UK

You blow ass

Why don't we make ammends. Even though you drink tea all the time, I'm sure you must have some redeaming qualities.

Such as your respect for the matrix!

Say, do you know which thread it is that has the funny clips of the Matrix that are dubbed over?

first off newb.. dont speak of us blowing ass.. and tea is actaully good.. the iced kind preferably..

sorry.

Didn't you say you're seeing M3 in MD?

yep cause i live in MD and i go to the university of MD i said I was from the UK as in my family is from there (my grandparents moved here during the war)

At what theater are you seeing it?

the RC in Frederick

Cool, I live a few minutes from the University of MD!

Have you been to the Muvico in Arundal Mills, that's the best theater I've ever seen!

Hegemon, what would you do if assailed by an agent?

O right the topic. UMMMMMMMM I guess I'd probably prepare to die.

yea i was gonna go to the muvico but they are showing it at 10 instead of 9 because they are assholes! so im goin down to my house in frederick to see it

That sux, Muvico would be the best place to see it.

besides the imax ofcourse

Do you guys know the uptown theater? In NW?

The Imax shows commercial movies?

Only the M2 and M3

And Star Wars 2, prob. 3.

WHAT!!!!!!! I HAVE TO SEE IT THERE!

The problem is(at least for me) there are no IMAXs showing it in DC or MD

no imaxs showing it in DC and MD? not that im from aroudn there or anything, but surely one of them is...

Well I am and there better be.

the closest imax is in the philly area to us guys

That really sucks. It might have been worth the drive had I not already bought tickets somewhere else.

Oh well, if I'm ever in an area where it's showing in IMAX I'll see it.

hell yeah i can defeat an agent....what id do, is run in a circle, really damned fast while yelling out taunts and insults about his momma and i wouldnt stop until the program crashed because the machines are dumb enough to be running Windows ME :P

God I hate Windows ME...

Back on topic, I think Hex's strategy is very interesting...

Nice strategy Hex!

But what if it was Smith(who we all know runs XE)

as long as he's not running ANY Linux OS, then ill be okay, windows is no sweat

fair enough.

Now suppose he lands the kick before you can run your circles??

Then what are you going to do? Oh sh!t he's approaching!

*begins to run in circles*

yeah id make my circles go wider, then get tighter, and so on and so on he wouldnt land a kick, im too fast for that Shmoe :-P

OK

Care to have a showdown?

*Starts raining*

Hehe... do this in the Shootout Thread!

I'm already dead in that thread

Dude, everyone died 50 times there anyway!

Yeah, but have you seen how I died? It's kinda a two in one death. But at least it leaves room for reencarnation.

Just go back... geez!

Nobody's said anything there for a while.

yeah i glanced in there one time and thought it was lame, then i came back and there was like 7 pages so i decided not to post...

and i wouldnt have a showdown anyways...if an agent couldnt catch me, good luck

bite him on the ear like mike.

That's a good one, nobody's said that yet.

Hey I just thought of something, if you bit an Agent's ear off, then he turned back into a normall person(like if he died or something) would the person still have an ear?

i would shit my pants then faint

You're all forgetting that only Neo can kill Agents...

Unless, of course, you're using a ton of cheats on "Enter the Matrix."

trinity shot one

Ha, but he was distracted by Neo on the ground, and she didn't kill him, just killed the hosting body.

But yeah, technically she defeated it.

If I was attacked by an agent. I would look all brooding and stuff, flip him off, and then turn and start screaming histerically as I ran for the closest way away from him. Then I would be shot in the back.

It's easy to defeat an agent w/o using cheats...

i would say"I'm the One,i can block all your moves."
Then i would try to do that with one hand and get killed.

If an Agent tried to attack me I would....

A) Tell him I paid my taxes and to leave me alone


B) Run and get shot in the back

i would bash him over da head with a pan... and dont say i wasnt expecting the attack because 1. im a mdaman and im always expecting an attack... and 2. i always carry an extra pan whereever i go..... nah im jus kiddin... or am i... mwahhahahaha

"Float like a butterfly.
Sting like a bee.
Your hands can't hit
what your eyes can't see."

Muhammad Ali

actually, trinity technically only defeated the cheap OS theyre using...like i said earlier, those poor fools are probably running Windows Me and because its Windows, programs cant truly multi-task, therefor, trinity was able to blast that agent cause he cant multi-task

NEVAR, bitches.


AI.

yes.i will prophesize the right time to strike and block the blows while doing so.*folds hands and closes eyes.*

Q. Can you defeat an agent?

A. no

Can I defeat an Agent?

Yes.

Don't think you can, know you can

obviously none of you could defeat an agent....u gays are dumb.....only "the one" and seraph can, are you the one.......i dont think so......are you seraph....i think not......so, the answer is no one could defeat an agent...

is this when she fell out the window?

because she ended up dead (back to life by neo - so the agent won)

must kill agents!

Anomaly, call me gay again and I will personally rip your head off and shit down your neck

Don't think you can, KNOW you can. And yes, I will say again, I could beat an Agent, because I KNOW I can.

Rooftop scene in Part 1.

i guess The Anamoly doesnt believe in having fun...could anyone defeat an agent? no because an agent doesnt exist, it is, only a movie...but we're still allowed to have our fun damnit

I would Ask him: "how many lumps do you want?"

"ohhhh three or four"
*whips out ridiculously large sized novelty wooden mallot out of back pocket*

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!

oh yeah - "dodge this!"

If an agent did that to me his roundhouse wuoldnt be able to hit me. See i believe that what you believe is what is true. You have to know something to be true in order for it to happen. If you simply think it is then you are down stream. So my anwer is, nothing. He isnt able to hit me because i dont believe that the matrix is real so he has no effect on my physical or mental body. I just exist without reason.

I can beat an Agent. Don't know why.

I know it was a while back but I just wanted to say, have some respect, cos even though you think England blows ass, but England created America.