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I would like to wish USH a very happy 24th birthday.

That his many wrincles may not disturb him

Happy Birthday, Ush, my good friend, and many, many more. Now, post a birthday pic of you, please, toasting Edna or whatever. We wanna see birthday pics.

Ah..Ushie's a big boy now...

Happy Birthday, Ush.. (and Ice too!)

Texas' present to Ush:Birthday strippers

Happy birthday to ya,
"old man take a look at my life 24 and
there so much more"-Neil Young

Thanks guys, very kind of you to notice.

For those of you who didn't get the hints when Edna was talking about the zoo trip, she is indeed coming to see me tomorrow; I will TRY and get some pics but getting her to let me post them is a tricky business.

BTW, thanks Tex...

So where about the zoo is your place USH.

Well, I THINK it's a zoo. It has bars and people come to visit me every so often.

How far appart dou you and Edna live?

Near to 200 miles, I think. It's about a 3 hour drive, but this time she is popping over from her Grandmother's which is closer.

A zoo with bars.. Lions and Tigers and Elle. OH MY!

"And I want and I need
And I lust animal
Take me, ame me
Make me your animal
Show me stroke me
Let me be your animal
I want, ooh yeah, animal "- Def Leppard

Edna is the wicked witch?

Congrats again, Ush.

oh 24 that was some time ago

Happy B-day!

Sorry I'm late.

For your present I won't argue with you for 24 hours

hard part here is to keep it

I'm here in one of the computer labs in school, and this guy just walked in wearing these huge star shaped red Elton John shades, and the worst part is, he isn't trying to be funny. I am trying my best not to laugh, others here aren't as strong willed as I. Now maybe if he was wearing Watto's hat, he could pull off wearing those shades!

And that guy was Ush?

"I`m still standing, yeah yeah yeah" ELton

In situations like that I find that the best idea is to just point and laugh a lot...

Talking of experience there RC

Hasn't your mother ever informed you it's not polite to point

Well, whenever you point one finger, you have three fingers pointing back at yourself...

But this 'guy' needs a class in class

Tex, tell me who it is and I'll make sure he dosent look like that again

JK folks!

I find it hard to believe that you would aver be polite Tex...

Sorry it's late but happy B'day!

I was 24 this year too. God how depressing. Talked to Mrs.M about starting a family now I'm getting on a bit but she informed me we aren't having kids until I stop acting like one! Charming.

Where is Ush, that old prune, anyway? He must of had one hell of a Birthday party if he isn't back yet

Didn't you know? He and Edna are at the zoo ...

So those two were finally captured and returned to their cages I reckon

They're made for the cages.
It's there lot in life...

"It's not a alot, but that's their lot"-Queen ant in 'A Bugs Life', I love that movie!!!!!!!!!!

I think I stepped on that nest

Sigh.. it's like I said. There is no way to see a Hippo in Essex...

Don't get it! You saw Edna and you haven't seen a hippo?

JOKE!!!!!!!

YOUCH!!!!!!!!! Yersott your on dangerous ground there.....so you didn't get to see a Hippo? Ohhhh that too bad, you should of gone to The London Zoo.

OOOOOOOOH...yerssot, you'd better hide buddy...

hide and expect the unexpected

*runs away*

I am sure Edna will comment on our lack of Hippo seeing.

No REAL need to go to London Zoo; Colchester zoo is bloody ENORMOUS. Hippos (expcet in theory) and Crocodiles aside it has everything. Even had a cow, to keep Edna happy...

Yerssot, hope you like life as a frog.

Belgian ending up as a meal in Fance

I wonder if Belgians taste like their choclate? *grabs fork and knife* Yersott where are you?

Hmmm! I think I shall ignore that remark since I am for once in a good mood!

Yes we were thoroughly annoyed at the lack of hippo sightings! Freddy is apparently kept in his indoor pen on cold days! How unbelievably frustrating! Needless to say that Ush was a tad disappointed! But I cheered him up! I think I nearly killed him dragging him round that place! It isn't a zoo, it's more like a county of its own! Our little stroll turned into a major hike! Well atleast it tired him out for the rest of the day! I guess since he didn't get to see his real live hippo he will just have to make do with the cuddly one I bought him for his birthday, which he incidentally called Freddy! (Sorry if I am embarrassing you there!)

Well happy birthday for last saturday anyway! Even though I already said it! I know you ad a good one!

Oh yes and we did take some photos. Althoughnot a lot. Got a nice one of Ush and a ver friendly orangutan called Rajang. I shall leave you to decide which is which when I have the photos developed!

That's gonna be a tough one

Hmm a every which way but loose situation.

That's not fair, Edna. I got turned into a freeq for much less than yerssot's remark. I demand justice. Where can I apply for an appeal?

I find Burger King appealing, try there queeq

Hmm, good idea. Wanna come, Edna?

If you're going will you get me a Whopper Jr?

I know when I can say things like that.
btw: in EVERY zoo in Belgium we have hippos. And Belgium isn't THAT big.
Sorry Edna, it was a JOKE

Any fries Dim?

Ooh I'll have a Chicken Royale please queeq! I'm sorry queeq! But I did turn you back again. Didn't I? I can't remember!

Hmmm. Had the photos developed and sorry to say that they haven't come out very well. Especially not the one of Ush and the orangutan. Shame it would have been a good pic if it hadn't been for the white splodge obscuring half of it!

I think I know who took the pictures

What's that supposed to mean? It was quite obviously me since they are my photos from my camera! Duh!

Someone needs to check out: 1001 ways to take proper pictures, Duh!

Hey! That was uncalled for! Its not my fault! I blame it on the dodgy disposable camera! And I doubt you are Mr expert photographer himself! Well one photo of Ush came out ok though but that was from back in August and I don;t think I will post it now either since you are being so mean!

Hmph! Going to go and sulk now!

I happen to be a pretty skilled photogarpher, one of my hobbies is taking black and white pictures. Theres nothing more barbaric then seeing someone butcher a piece of film. It's art murder!

Ooh well I'm so sorry I bought a crappy camera them! Like I said. Not my fault!

You are forgiven, I just hope the photography gods are as forgiving as I

Hey! I usually take some nice phtos thank you. Won a competition when I was younger for a picture I took of my cousin walking on a windy beach. The sky was perfect and you could see her reflection in the water aswell. One of those really moody pictures!

I love moody pictures. I take some of my female friends, the prettier ones, and I dress them all in black, and paint their faces white, and draw black rings around thier eyes, and I take these really dark and depressing photographs in desolate locations, and infront of fountains and condedmed buildings, very moody!

No that's not moody! That's just odd!

Hmph! I guess you just dont understand. My favorite photogrpaher is Yelena Yemchuk, she is a genius, I model my photos after her. They look really kewl! When I get my scanner I will show you some of my work!

OK I'll look forward to it!

I just hope they dont give you nightmares

Tex are you somehow related to the youn girl in Beeteljuice?

Her name is Lydia Now that's a woman for me!

that from beetlejuice? isn't she too young?

Otto was way kewl in that movie too

That orangutan was great... I'll see if my pic of YOU next to it came out any better.

sure thing

sure thing??? The orangutan.

I'm looking forward to seeing the orangutan.......oh, and Ush and Edna

Hmmm...it almost reminds me of a movie.

yeah, where is Clint anyway?

Crapping on the front seat no doubt.

Edna, you did NOT turn me back. It just wore off...

queeq, are you pealing ?

Not anymore.

Keeps Bio Hazard suit on.

I don't need that anymore. All I have to do is be nice to Edna, and that's hard enough.

Always nice to the ladies.

And when was that again?

here we go again. Always with wings aka dracula

My mom friends say I dress like a vampire, those bitches

maybe if you leave the fangs?

A hick all in black clothing. Well the movies I have seen of vampires they usually are very well dressed

Getting back on topic (I know its a bit late):

Happy Birthday, Ush!

Well, that's about time.

Nice Sith there, Raz, I see you've finally turned.

I don't believe it...Raz wouldn't turn.

How gullable....

HEY!!! I KNOW RAZ!! He won't.

OB1 thought he knew Anakin.

Yeah but RAz ain't Anakin now is he?

No, he's more like Vader now.

Darth Vader dresses like a vampire ? What's a derogatory slur for a Norweigian?.....Oh, I know, Swede

He he he keep it up Poncho

You are a student TEx, right? What do you study?

Real Estate, then I'll get my major in Market Research.

oh I have a degree in marketing real estate should come to Norway then, prices on Houses are ridiculous high

That's kewl, now why dont you put it to good use and market for IKEA

No I m not good at lying

I am

You two should join forces and take over the world.

I rule alone

Whitout an apprentice?

I am a viking king, I need no back stabbing Brutus kind of apprentice.

There goes my chance...

back stabbing is my middle name, count me out

were you ever inn?

Oh come on, well take over the world together. I'll be Brain, and you be Pinky

Hmmm...how do you stay upright with a head that big?

*Gee Texas, what do you want to do tonight?
- Same thing we do every night Yerssot! Try to catch some sleep!

There Texas and Yerssot, there Texas and Yerssot, one is from Texas the other is insane, there sw-fans, there Texas, there Texas and Yerssot, NARF *

Okay, Ush's brthday is over and this thread's over 100. Closing.