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If you were going to know that you were going to die tomorrow (from a heart attack or something) and you could do anything what would you do?

Fix it so I didn`t die

hmmmmmm...does this mean that you're the evil undead?

hmmm yes.
Seriously I would spend every seconds with Live and Monika

I think I would tend to agree with Finti on this one. I would want to be with my Mandy, Ben and Jade.

Though if I wasn't able to spend everylast second with my family then I would take a high altitude parachute jump, something I have always wanted to do.

Hmm...if I could do anything?...then I guess it would be to bring about world peace.

Maybe thats a bit too far fetched.

I think you have to exclude the:
World Peace
Family
Discover cure of Cancer
elements else this becomes a really boring thread.

Just MHO...

well it sure as hell doesn`t match your avatar and dont get any ideas just because of that avatar

He has ultimate power....

so do I

Yeah, you can't think of things like that..it has to be something selfish and personal.

Isn't the last moments before you die the right time to do something UNSELFISH for a change?

Not for this topic.

Oh.. you're no fun anymore.

I'm the one who's no fun..I'm trying to do over think this and take a kid like approach to it.

Okay, I can do that. I want a red bycicle.

I will have a ton of beer and maybe I oversleep my death and wake up only with a hangover ready for more beer.

I would do all the thing you're not supposed to do like jump up and down on the sofa and read Playboy.

That sucks, finti. You may end up waking up in your coffin.... WITH A HEADACHE!!!

I'd kill myself! I couldn't take the suspense of waiting for tomorrow

Why put off till tommorow what can be done today.

OK, but I dont know how, can you show me first King Jedi

Ask around. Some people might want to help.

Then I will return as Dracula and drink everybodys.... beer?

Oh please, I'm like the Mother Teresa of the boards, no one wants to see any harm come to muah!

Just wait until the hords of Vikings hit the beaches of Texas

Tex's avatar will protect him.

You Vikings have a horrible sense of direction, God knows you'll probally end up in Sweden

Hopefully France!

Dont under estimate C3PO KJ, when provoked, he has been known to use his purse as a deadly weapon

if there was any body who knew directions, we(Norwegians) have always been explorers, and great at it too. We will find you and then it is time to swing the battle axe

Is he giving a salute in your avatar or is he polishing his head?

In my sig it looks like Qui-Gon is sucking his thumb.

*Yawn*

a cross between Rob Roy and Qui-gon.

The yawn statement was aimed at Finti BTW. Yeah, I just noticed that, it doesn look like he's sucking his thumb. *In Jar Jar voice* How rude!!!

One redneck to raid....soon hick , soon.

*Yawn, Yawn* Oh Finti the only thing you can raid is the fridge

that is right and you will be in it.

I'm about the only thing in your fridge that is low fat

low on most things.

"Cheer up sleepy Jean
Oh what can it mean to a
Daydream believer"- Monkees

You two have lost it.

Comes from someone who actually chooses to live in Scotland

Scotland is beautiful! I saw it on Rick Steeves' Travels Through Europe

Yeah well they lie on TV too. No it has great and beautiful nature. And a freak fantasy monster which is a laugh

Puff the magic dragon? No he's real! The Lochness monster, that's fake!

Of course it's not fake! I know it personaly.

Yip Scotlands terrible to live in. We just invent all these things and change the world but we never keep anything for ourselves. Apart from Nessie.

puff the magic dragon, has Amanda been giving you something again?

So Dim, what motivated you to start this thread.

You got some bad news....

Good question.

I like Scotland. And I like haggis too.

Well maybe you and Dim should go and live in Scotland together and breed Haggis...

Why Dim? I already have been provided for and we have been to Scotland. We didn't manage to breed haggis though. Any tips?

Hmph!..Why not Dim???...You got something against me and Scotland???

A.B.M.T.M

Dim is way cool and Scotland is ok. They have come far on equal rights for the sexes, they both get to wear skirts

If you all like Scotland so much, do any of you want to swap lives?
(That's LIVES not WIVES.)

Okay!, I don't have a wive to give you anyway..


HUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH?

Good. It's a deal then. But we keep our own clothes okay.

Careful, she has this t-shirt theft thing you have to watch out for....

I would be ashamed to be a t-shirt theif

Oh yeah...*looks at a small box filled with Tigger shirt sitting on her computer desk* If the post office had earlier hours you would have had it by now..sorry.

RC has a Tigger T-shirt????????????????????????

WOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It could be a Rocky T-Shirt, eye of the tiger. Queeq don't try and say you've never sang that song.

NO, RC USE to have a Tigger shirt....... And he hopes to have one again soon....

That's quite a laugh you have there, queeq.

Dim, if it was the last day on Earth, would you send the shirt back just so you could claim you had?

Yes!

I thought only little girls liked Tigger

Huh? Who let lame brain out?

I think you in a subject that is most definately out of your field of expertise there Tex.

Talking about tigers I love Calvin and Hobbes (Tommy og Tigeren ) in Norwegian.
Tigger is kind of.... whimp

I love Calvin and Hobbes, I have all their comic strip books!

Hmmm, well compared to Pooh his positively Rambo....
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I forget how you big, macho types couldn't possibly relate to anything like that...

Officially you still OWN the T-short, RC, you just don't have it in your possession. You could file a theft report.

Scotland Yard on the case of the stolen Tigger T!? Nah, I doubt they'll go all the way to smelLA!

I do think Dimmy washed it.

No matter, I'll just buy another one next summer.

I'm sure she'll send it to you sometime soon.

RC have you ever been to Euro Disney?

Yeah, once, it sucked.

I knew it, that's what everyone says! So can you tell me what's so bad about it? I hear that it's an embarrassment to the French and that it is practically deserted!

French People...

Why out of all places would they put in in France? Oh well, I'm sure they learned their lesson

Yes, everyone wondered why they didn't put it in Barcelona or something. They have much better weather down there. Guess France had the biggest mouth.
I've noticed that with the French (I've been to this big Ocean thing in Brest and Futuroscope in Poitiers), they have a big boasting mouth about the things they do, they make it look huge but somehow it's always a bit disappointing. Technically it's okay, but also a bit boring. A lot of hot air in that country.

"You stupid english kn-ig-its! Running aroung in a knees bent fashion!"

That's how they took Disney from you!

RC, I see your quest is clear! You must free the Holy Grail... no wait!!! Disney, from the non- believers!!!


Ok heres the plan. Once they get the rabbit inside Euro Disney... Lancelot, Galahad and I will rush into the fortress, killing all vertually by surprise!

Humbug....

Yes, killing is very Disney like...

Exactly. That's the way to get back at them.

Dim have you SEEN bambi? That poor mother.

How about Simba's dad? That was cruel.

Disney has traumatized countless children world wide with their violent depictions of animal life

Went to Euro disney when I was eight. Yikes! That was ten years ago! But even as a little kid I have to say I was very disappointed! But I had to pretend I really enjoyed it as my Auntie who used to work there got us in free and I didn't want to be rude. It's so tiny! Or it was when I went. I am sure it has expanded by now though. Really ickle! Alton towers is bigger than that was!

Euro Disney should have been placed in England, It sound so stupid when a Frenchy tries to say Mickey Mouse. Sounds like they all are relatives of Inspector Clouseau.

THEEEEEEEEE Alton towers??????!!!!!!!

But it Alton Towers as big as Colchester Zoo eh, Edna?

Texas' Xmas present for Finti: Tickets to Euro Disney

Oh, DON'T get her started....

edna starts to sing
"If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop" She just love Rolling Stones

Just occured to me that Edna must have been one of the first people to visit the then EuroDisney, though I think you must have been 9, not 8 Edna.

Yes I agree with RC, you were 8 Edna!

So NOT agreeing with RC then.

Edna is a bit off with her age sometimes; she swore blind she was sixteen when she saw the Special Editions but if she is 18 now and they were released in '97...

and now you can figure out how old she is...

Thanks Ush, I spotted that too. I think Tex had a brain freeze.

DLP opened to customers in April 1992, the same month as Edna's birthday so she could possibly have been 8, just...

You know the nice thing about being away for a week and then coming back and having to read all these new threads from the beginning (as only Ush knows that I do), you get to actually comment on the original topic, rather than on what the original topic has degenerated into after several pages. Which, as you all know, I am completely innocent of ever participating in.

If I had one day left to live, I think I would just do lots of really excellent drugs. Like, just OOZE into death.

I mean 9

Hey I never thought of that. Taking drugs and not having to deal with the consequences would be a kewl way to spend one's last day *makes self note*

Ah yes, there are many secrets known only to me...

I've been off work with toncilitis these past 2 days so I've been watching a lot of news. I am beginning to think the "Last Day on Earth" might not me too far away.....

I doubt it.

Nostradamus said the world will end sometime in the year 11000 A.D., you shouldn't start worrying until 10999 A.D., RC

Nostradamus, bah humbug. First they claimed one of his prophesies said that the world would end August 1997 then it was 1999. So came the problems with 9 of September 1999.
Thing is with Nostradamus is that no one understand diddely squat of what his prophesies is all about. It`s easy to see similarities between things he wrote and what has already happened. Like this has happened and oh it was probabaly this he meant by that. Nostradamus yeah right.

Just like the case 2 weeks ago where it was reported that he had predicted the WTC disaster. It turned out that someone had manipulated 2 prophesies into one for that.

Nostradamus was so vague, pretty much anything can be interpreted into his prophesies.

Indeed, thats what I wanted to say plane and simle just got carried away

I would drink

Nah, that would be boring.

It would have to be something you wouldn't normally do, something extreme, something that could kill you, scares the willies out of you or similar.

IMHO-OC...

In that case, I'd go to Disneyland wearing a Tigger t-shirt!

I think Nostradamus predicted that too.

Tex, better get your hopper pass soon man, we're all doomed you know...

I guess I'd get married.

Stop worrying RC, it's not the end of the world! God wouldn't want to get rid of us this soon, she's having too much fun!

Get married????????!!!!!! My God Man!!!!!!! Why would you want to spend your last day in hell?????!!!!!! Get married to whom I wonder?????

I would have thouight getting married and not having to bother with anything afterwards would avoid the hell you described, wouldn't it?

Yeah I guess, but would you really want to spend your last day in an uncomfortable tuxedo and stuck in church?

Um, isn't it the case that you marry someone because you WANT a future with them???

It's not hell. Hell is hot and fiery.

difference beeing?????

Ah, but Texas is thinking of the text book marriage. We'll be on a beach somewhere next year, Tommy will be in a pair of shorts and we'll be getting married by some guy with a bone in his hair.

Oops sorry yes nine. I was nine. I stand corrected. I remember now because we were learning about holland at school and that was in year 5 so that would have made me nine in january 1993! There we go. All sorted now! Hmmm wonder if I ca fine that picture of me and pinnocio?

posted by Edna
..... Well if you get him to .... never mind

Finti wash your mind out with soap and water! You disgusting man!

And Ush you could only get married on your last day on earth if you could find a girl who is willing to marry you!

Actually, that sounds just like my marraige....

Sorry Edna, didn't mean to knit pick, I just happen to have been looking at a discussion board where they were talking about the 10th Anniversary of DLP right before I came back here...

Hot, fiery.....I wouldn't recommend wearing a sweater. Maybe just take along a bag of marshmallows.

Nothing wrong with some fiery passion and a little hot s.... Well, you get the idea.

No. Explain it to me like I'm a three year old. In fact, I AM a three year old.

In which case you're far too young to be hearing about such things...

I'll explain

Quick queeq, it's "Samson en Gert" on the tv!!

Hey, there are MORE impossible things, Edna...

Like trying to pay off the MasterCard.

Don't even get me started on credit cards, I'm so deep in the whole I should file for bankruptcy and tell those creditors where to stick it! Wow, bankrupt at 20

*Chalks up another advantage to working and being older, looks at tiny Creditcard bill and smiles.*

Creditcard bill tiny because RC=Mr. Cheapo

Cre...dit... card...

Sounds like another one of those freaky things people in the real world use.

Stay away from them Ush, stay far away...credit cards are the work of the devil

No, they're not. There is a simple policy on spending money that'll avoid debts: don't spend what you don't HAVE. So... no buying on credit.

Anyway, off topic and over 100. The end.