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this thread is 4 u's to have fun and make up the coolest storys about harry potter. its called bagging harry potter so make it funny. What you have to do is finish eachothers paragraphs but if u dont wanna write a story and think this thread is crap tell us in the thread and if u think its gr8 your welcome to talk about that to!


Harry Potter walked into the girls loo, because he was perving. he walkes into the first cubickle he sees. He sees moning mertle and she argues with him and askes him what he is doing their he should only be in the bathroomif he needs to go. Harry replyed by saying he does!
moning mertal says prove it, harry looked surprised but he really did not need to go so harry pulles down his pand and says come on tinkler tinkle. Then harry odviostly did not need to go so moning mertle picked him up by the scruff of his neck put him in the loo, and flushed it! Harry went winding trough the London suers and ended up out in the ocean!

Hermione walked into the Great Hall poised as usual, suddenlt she farted! Everyone laughed and laughed until they realised it was actually toxic. They ran and ran until they could run no more then the gas got them and killed them!

It was a beautiful Saturday morning and Harry decided to go to an early breakfast down in the Great Hall. While he was passing a banister hanging on the wall, Snape jumped out and stupefied Harry with his wand. He emptied a green potion down Harry's throat thinking it was a Dumb Draught and would make Harry stupid. When the spell wore off, Harry plunged his hand into his robes, pulled out his wand, and pointed it at Snape's heart. Snape suddenly realized he had given Harry the Kill The First Person You See Potion but too late, Harry killed him and then dropped dead himself for no apparent reason.

thanx you all im making a new thread called bagging fred and george wealsy hope to see you their

With Harry dead Ron Neville Luna Hermione Parvati Seamus Ginny all get owls telling them to go to the Quidditch grounds. They all run out there together. When they get there what do they find, but Voldemort and his death eaters ridding firebolts read for a match against them...

YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS HERE...THIS NEEDS TO GO IN GENERAL FANFIC FORUM!!! PHOENIX WILL MOVE THIS!

I'm afraid I'm actually going to close this. Humor is one thing, but I'm afraid this is too out of line, and Rex simply won't accept it in the General Fiction Section.