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Hi every one!
I'm new here so if any one wants to talk I'm cool if you are.
I'll be glad if some one responds.
Oh by the way my name is Lara!
gotta go bye!

Howdy!

Greetings King Jedi!
Hows it going?

Not bad, apart from my computer crashing every 5 minutes.

sorry to hear that!
any way what are you into?
your interests that is.!

Welcome, Lara! Always good to see someone so friendly join.

Don't feel afraid to post around wherever you like.

And another Londoner, I see! SE of England will be running these boards soon...

Hi there lara

What up Lara? I've got a friend in London right now. I bet it's warmer there than it is here in Minnesota.

It's a real pain in the ass scraping off ice-buldup on my car every morning. Okay, see ya.

Another Londoner? Why who else is from london Ush?

Hi every one I'm back how is every one?

by the way, King Jedi, you never did reply!
And thanx every one for a warm welcome

I'm sure KJ will be back soon... and we're ALL friendly here!

Edna. Pikachu is from London, you'll soon be there, and myself, Zereil, Orpheus and RC are all close.

Lara my computer crashed......again. Sorry.

No problem! Just go w/ the flow!

Welcome Laura, hope you enjoy your stay

Raz its LARA not Laura!

Sorry, my bad....Lara

BTW, I merged your other topic with this one.

Hey Lara whats up? Hope you decide to stick around. You'll like it here.

yeah, yeah.
keep the compliments comin' guys you'll kill w/ the all the joy yuo send me!

JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!!

GREAT! You made him sing

Whats the problem w/ Queeqs singing? Yerssot!

I imagine him singing has got to hurt the ears!

I can't hear him sing. It deafened me the first time.

Me too

Lara, you have a lot to learn

And she's bringing friends here already...

But hey! *I* want to hear queeq sing, and I run this here corner of the boards...

Heay! Ush how do you know that I invited a friend?(no, dont answer that!)
And YES for everyones information I, yes, moi still have alot to learn.

And you've found the masters

most likely Yerssot!
*Calling all masters! Please teach and incompetant Teen girl*

And In english that means?

The word foreign doesn't ring a bell does it?

yes I know what languages they were.
your language
French and german.

my language? wich one?

I dont know how many do you speak?

Yerssot! Don't be so cruel. I don't speak Dutch but I think I get the gist. You know MOST oif us in the UK only speak English, yeah?

Lara, yerssot's language is French; he's Belgian.

You know MOST oif us in the UK only speak English, yeah?

Of course! That's why there wasn't a single English word in the 3 phrases!

Very funny Ush, you know I speak that but you forgot German and Dutch, with my nativ language Dutch...

And Lara I speak 7-8 languages

What and I bearly speak 3.!
thanx for stealing the darkness Ush.

I can ask the way to the station in German..

Who ist der Bahnhof?

My point about us in the UK only speaking english, yerssot, was made because your three foreign phrases seemed to be rather mocking Lara's monolinguism, and I was pointing out that she was hardly alone.

And yes, I did say 'monolinguism' just to get yerssot back for that... I can use longer words than that, so be careful, 8-language boy...

Yerssot you dont need to shoe off to impress me.*sweet, angelic smile crosses face again*

I didn't want to mock someone!
'monolinguism'?
Beat this:
hottentottententenverkoopszaal

Hey, you can use long foreign words when we are on a foreign language board...

BTW, Lara, nice Avatar.

I'll behave

Thanx Ush Ilike it. Yerssot you'd better behave or I'll have to spank you*gets out the long cane*

in Texas voice:
*I don't mind that*
j/k Texas

(omg if I laugh any harder I'll wet myself)

and we don't want that now, do we

oh ok I've calmed down now dont worry! *still has the long cane out ready*

time you're going to use that can!

what can??????*lighter warning code yellow*

canE the e dropped off! sorry!

*cane ready in hand*apology accepted.

thank you and let's start with... don't know...darn!

Yerssot, I advise you to keep talking!no I urge you to keep talking. you know what comes next if you dont!*facial expression sticks from the last post.*

I'll try, but it's not that easy

I wish the welcome forum was ALWAYS this much fun. I don't think we've ever had a thread introduce someone so well...

I'm glad your amused Ush. I like seeing Yerssot squirm as well.!
*sassy smile at Ush and............*SMACK*on yerssot's ass*

Again?
If you don't pay attention Tex will do that also with you!

sorry Yerssot, Gundy and Dim already warned me about Tex and Queeq.your too late.!*smiles sweetly*

You have this whole army of different smiles, don't you?

Don't say we didn't warned you well!

YES! No smack on the bottucs!

Yerssot, what are you on about now?
The smiles are the first phase! Ush and thats all your going to find out for now!*the angel is back w. a bigger, sweeter smile.*

Well, I'll look forward to hearing more...

Don't hurt yerssot too much, please...

Ok, I'm out of here for now. Back in a couple of hours.

Nice meeting you, Lara.

I can safely say that yerssot will still be in one piece by the time I leave tonight which will be in 20mins.Ha Ha you lot will suffer tomorrow.!
time now: 21:07

nothing
Ush is worried about me? He must be sick!
Come one, show us another smile

is that all or would you like me to bat my huge emerald green eyes at you?
*Face looks peacful and angelic*

I haven't seen emerald eyes,
screams:
SHOW ME YOUR EYES, SHOW ME YOUR EYES, SHOW ME YOUR EYES!!

Emerald eyes? Is that sore?

*pokes KJ's eyes*
I asked her! Not you!

But I did it with style!

stop whyning! she's not here now

I'm talking to you tin-tin!

talk what you want but leave lara alone

Yerssot! I didnt know you could be so defensive, Its sweet though! thanx

I'm always sweet against girls! Espaccialy when Tex is around

Whats Tex got to do w/ any thing? He's not here at the moment.!
*smiles bashfully*

You'll find out; you will

sorry Yerssot, You've lost me! what will I find out?

You'll know the Tex-stuff soon enough

yerssot, stop confusing the girls...

Confused!
He's lost me in a giant forest!*yerss! where are you?*

*runs back*

Don't mind that! It wasn't clear!
Are you alright? We should never ever go in that forest again!

You sure about that yerss?
http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/otn/love/lovestory.gif

very beautifull smilie!
But I don't run in the forest anymore when you're not near me!!!

that smilie can be our life later on!

My future looks great!

*ToMacco enters, beer in hand. He chugs the beer, questions what has gone on before, then exits.*

*looks at To, rolls his eyes, blows kiss towards Lara*

*ToMacco buys yerssot a beer. Then, smacks him fro being stupid!*

*drinks beer; smacks To back, runs quickly to Lara*

Hey! dont hide behind me yerss! I'm not your body guard! *Yerssot's kiss smacks Lara straight in the face, knocks her down*
Yerss! that hurt!

*ToMacco buys yerssot and Lara a beer. Then gets kicked out of the bar, because Lara is not 21*

Oh! I'm sorry Lara!!!!
Are you ok??? I didn't ment that!
Sorry!

*climbs to her feet, slightly dazed!*
It's ok yerss, I'm fine. really!

*gives kiss*
there! that's for my apolegies!

Thanx yerss, Hi again every one! thanx for the beer, tomacco!

you weren't online yesterday

Heh there Lara! Well I'm from the south of England as well, although I'm in Sussex! Hope 2 c ya around!

Peace

Blakey

Your from sussex? where abouts?
Thanx, I hope to see you around soon too,

I haave no idea what you guys are talking about!

IT'S A BRITISH THING, To.
So the thought of little Lara's and Yerssot's makes you sick! well thats too bad, any way yerss phoned me on saturday, it was a good long conversation, 40 mins to precise.

Please Christ! Let no more yerssots enter this world. And no more Lara's either! Perhaps the rapture is upon us!

your just jelous!

Lara, don't make me smack you!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm quaking in my boots!

You're a world away. What's shakin over there? Are you a hot chick? (sorry yerssot, I'd like to know!)

I'm very good looking. I was the homecoming king of my class. What's upp with you?

well I am a fire sign! which means I'm ON fire all the time
My friend is cool though, barbie_girl*whisper*she's telling me to tell you to PM her!

40 minutes? so it took me 15 minutes to get that Belgacom-number? that's too long!!!!!

okok, sorry, I will phone you today

about the

I meant what time? *slaps yerss for being so dumb* tut!

oh! well, you told me that you were at home around 5.30 GMT... that makes 6.30 MET (or is it WET?) and that makes that I will phone you around 6 GMT... if that's good for you!

hi everyone im in da house

I meant 5:30 your time which equals 4:30 GTM. *face of frustration*

sorry, so that's in 40 minutes, or now if you want?

what ever, I'm easy!

Belgacom is *great*

YES.....Yerss *pulls unsure face*

with a very good connection...

Well, I'm pretty sure that Lara is thoroughly introduced now, so this is one shutting down... it's been fun...