Pablo G
Types of women
The Flu.......................Everyone has haid her
The Traffic Light....................No one respects her after midnight
The Sunlight..................She flashes everyone
The Kindergarden...............She's easy
The Ozone Layer...............Her hole is bigger every day
The Shovel........................If she's not digging she's against the wall
The USA flag.............They've nailed it even in the moon
The Door......................She's always open
The Aspirin....................Good for the head
The Naval Base .................All the bald ones enter there
The Kleenex..........You get it dirty and dump it
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The Lazy Bum's Commandments
1. You are born tired and you live to rest.
2. Love your bed like you lover yourself.
3. If you see someone resting, help him/her.
4. Rest in the day so you can sleep at night.
5. Work is sacred, don't touch it.
6. Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
7. Work as little as you can.
8. Relax, no one died because they rested too much.
9. When you feel the desire to work, lie down and wait for it to pass.
10. Work is health, let the siick people do it.
The Flu.......................Everyone has haid her
The Traffic Light....................No one respects her after midnight
The Sunlight..................She flashes everyone
The Kindergarden...............She's easy
The Ozone Layer...............Her hole is bigger every day
The Shovel........................If she's not digging she's against the wall
The USA flag.............They've nailed it even in the moon
The Door......................She's always open
The Aspirin....................Good for the head
The Naval Base .................All the bald ones enter there
The Kleenex..........You get it dirty and dump it
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The Lazy Bum's Commandments
1. You are born tired and you live to rest.
2. Love your bed like you lover yourself.
3. If you see someone resting, help him/her.
4. Rest in the day so you can sleep at night.
5. Work is sacred, don't touch it.
6. Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
7. Work as little as you can.
8. Relax, no one died because they rested too much.
9. When you feel the desire to work, lie down and wait for it to pass.
10. Work is health, let the siick people do it.
