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No don't come in!

I'm all sniffy and ill with a bad throat and everything. Please stay away and really, please don't send me any love or anything, honest.

Cough drops then?

Been there, done that, going back to work on Monday....

*tucks mech into bed with some tissues*

Awwe, Dim's so sweet...

My parents are convinced that a brisk stroll is the cure to all cold related ailments , so get your ass out of bed and hit the streets! (how's that for not sending any love)

Be well

Thank you Yersott, I'll try

Ask Mrs. Mech to make you some chicken soup.

I'll have a bowl too Ms. Mech ! Geesh, look at me, I have absolutely no manners what so ever and my lack of concern for the sick is absolutely appaling! *steals Mechs tissues and runs away*

*follows snot trail to Texas*

Unhand those things at once. Although, on second thought....why don't you just keep them. I'll send Mech some more with little Tiggers on them.

Tried to have time off on Monday but I got over 10 phone calls during the day from people about work so I decided I may as well come in and die here instead.

Aah, Tigger printed tissues! Now I feel bad desecrating them with all my mucous. (Paints a lovely picture, eh?)

Well, Texas stole my be well, so here it is for mechy:
Be well

And if anyone steal this one...

Don't make too much noise while you are dying, eh?

(I'm sure he can detetct the sympathetic undetone there...)

If I'd known there was all this free syphmpathy floating around then I would have posted that I was ill too.

Oh well, I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease...

OK,
here's a big hugg for Ratcat
Is that better?

Colds tend to get sympathy, RC. If you had had a cold, you would have got some. But BLEURGH! You had a PROPER disease...

Yeah, I know, and I amd still not gonna let that dumb doctor try and talk me into having them removed!!!

They took mine out before I had a choice in the matter. Though as they were going to kill me I won't complain THAT much.

For a cold remove your nose?

RC didn't have a cold.

Why not visit his fine website?

http://www.swmovies.net/

Good site, but what has Ratcat?

Third item down, yerssot...

tonsillitis?
sounds painfull.

It's bloody unpleasant, that's what it is.

Well than, let's give him another big hugg!!!!

*gives RC big hug.....secretly pick pockets his Visa*

That's not nice Texas!
You KNOW that that isn't good, here, have his American Express card.

That's a great way to catch what he had, Tex...

Well, they weren't kissing, I thought?

I would think not! But it is quite infectious.

OK, first off I would never been seen dead with an American Express card, second the toncilitis has now spread into me nasal tubes and REALLY hurts, though the shakes and temperatures have gone so I can still go back to work... Third, I don't have a VISA card...

Alright! I rule!!!!
And what you describe: I don't want that to happen to me!

No, a nasal tube full of blisters is NOT pleasant, trust me on this.

I've never doubted you

A nasal tube full of blisters? I've never heard of anything like that before, unless you just have an inflamed nasal passage and are trying to dramatize your condition

I wouldn't be caught dead hugging anyone who doesn't have a Visa! *takes back hug*

I had tonsillitis about 5 years ago and it was so bad I never smoked for about 2 weeks and when I was better I thought - what the hell! - and gave up all together. Cloud and silver lining I believe.

Poor RC. Why don't you just have them removed ? You'll get lots of ice cream.

Better yet, come down to the lab and I'll take them out for you. No charge.

Not a chance. Do you know that a higher percentage of people die on the operating table from routine procedures that a toncilectomy (sp??) than do from having open heart surgery...

I can't believe you have such little faith in my skills....

Indeed. The outcome of Gundy's operations are always 100% secure.

Just don't read the fine print on my expired insurance policy.

You HAD insurance?????

I survived it!

Well the insurance came from somebody named Henry Franken..something. Told me monster making was something really solid to invest in.

monster making?
you mean you made Ush?
SHAME ON YOU

Well of course not.



I made RC.

that's not a BIG mistake, but still a mistake nonetheless!

Oooooooo....think you know RC well enough to slap him that hard, eh ?

Ohhhh Yersott's fine, I dont know RC that well and I'm always slamming the old wrinkled prune

He did look better right after Gundy finished him.

Gundy, I have a mole I'd like you to look at!

why?

Yeah, she's not a vet you know!

But she can turn you into a mole if you want.
By surgery of course, not by witchcraft, that's Edna's department.

She turned me into a newt!

Yes, my girl is good, isn't she.

Oh Yeah, she's very good!

can't she makes you better Tex?

no, afraid not! I'm need mental help

Tell us something we dont know Tex

*studies Rudy Wells's notes*

Just give me six million dollars and we'll get started.

something you dont know eh? Ok, at night, I like to dress up like batman and patrol my local neighbor hood streets while simultaneously reading the latest edition of Time magazine!

I can lock you up for free!

And throw away the key.

how did you guessed that?

Anyone can throw, unless you're a girl.

so that rules you out, queeq

Of course....

weren't you the pink one here?

I can say with 100% certainty that queeq has never been pink. Although he has been purple, but thats only when we have the black lights turned on in the closet.

nice 'save'

Thanks yerssot.

Sometimes I use black lights in the lab too. Its easier on the multi-eyed varieties down there.

explain that too Tex, he's scared to death, not that I mind

Well the bad thing is by the time you figure out which eye is watching you......they've got you.

You see it happen... and there's nothing you can do about it.

No, with all those eyeballs, your bound to poke one of them and escape

*pokes Texas eye*
nope; not all of them

He tends to be purple when I get my hands around his neck as well Gundy