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in Belgium, in the house of Yerssot, a bookshell came down:

Yerssot was asked by his mother to go to the attic with her to find out what can be trown away.
When they didn't payed attention, an old bookshell came down, Yerssot was able to hold it, but the boxes came down, not hitting his mother but Yerssot himself.

Luckily nobody got hurt, scratches and a little bit of blood was the result of the rebelic bookshell

See? Too much reading IS bad for you!

Glad you are ok.

The problem was that most of the books on the shell weren't read by me

See? Too much reading is bad for everyone ELSE as well!

Just so you know, yerssot, it's shelf.

whoeps!
shell is something TOTALLY different!
thanx ush, I'll keep that in mind!

No problem- I'll tell you this for nothing, your English is WAY better than my French...

My dangerously evil telekinetic mind powers are getting out of control

Could you hit me with cakes instead?

Mmmmmm... cakes...

Ush, stop drulling like Homer Simpson

(drools like Himer Simpson)

Try mentioning jelly to Edna and see the response you get.

*tries to get a mental picture of Edna*

Is now really the time to be discussing Edna's dodgy jelly tricks?

Yeah, now she's away...

*In best Gareth from 4W&aF voice.*

Good Point!

Edna likes jelly and is good at making jelly. That's about it... oh, she prefers raspberry.

Hey, we're not accusing you of something

I was...

Women and jelly, the possibilities are endless

no!
you have woman and jelley or jelley and woman

Clearly both would be wasted on you then...

Yeah, don't like jelley

Texas' Dating Tip#3-Jelly makes a great Valentines Day gift

I assume these were hardcover books ?

No my hands weren't covered

No Yersott, she wants to know if the books had a strong cardboard/plastic cover as opposed to a regular paper cover. Hard-covered ones would hurt more if they fell on you.

Texas Christmas Present to Yersott-An entire hardcovered Encyclopedia set

*mumbles: nobody gets my jokes*

They were VERY hardcovered.
Thanx Tex, now I have a good book to trow at you

Originally posted by Yersott

I finally got one of your jokes

Texas, are you blond?

Inside or outside the head?

When I was little I had white hair, then it turned blond, now it's dirty blond you can say, but I always put gel in it, to make it black! What, are you trying to say I'm stupid?

*Calls UPS, requests express super fast delivery of hard covered encyclopedia's to Yersott's house*

Well if blond is the same as stupid, then there is no hope for Sweden

I wouldn't be suprised if your cute little girl grows up to marry a Swede!

never happens, she s gonna marry Norwegian not some EU blond meatball gobbeling perv from sweden.

I didn't say you were dumb Tex, it was just a little inquiry

That's what you think! First chance she gets, she's going to put on her viking hat, sneak outside the house, hop into her boat, sail to Sweden! The rest will be history!

Why sail?

Let the dirty blond have it, he doesn't know a thing

You vikings dont have cars, you take boats everywhere!

And your ride is a horse or maybe a mule.

I go horseback riding every fall just outside San Antonio, but that's another story! No but seriously, I think Norway is beautiful, since the Olympics I've been hooked, I will visit someday! Just not that dump Stavanger

*runs and hides* Tex, you have arised the Wraith of Finti. Worse than the Wrath of Khan.

Much worse. A tip: watch the horns.

Well small boys must burn themselves before they respect the fire. Until then they play around with it.
Pulls the plug in the Dutch dijks, time to get your feet wet cheese boy

Finally you do something good finti

*YAWN*

You should have bargained Tex. Last mistake you'll ever make. My best guess is you'll end up in the Sarlaac pit now.

testify!!
starts humming

I don't think finti is gonna waste time with a trial, yerssot. Just open the trap door, let the Rancor play with him.

Rancor? no!
first an ice-creature of Hoth and then the Sarlacc, IF he surveys that we trow in the Rancor

I am judge ,jury and the executor. Just like a Norse king is suppose to be. Totally in charge of everything, divine rights of a King

I doubt you will bother pillaging Texas.

finti:
so?
I'm GOD, I created you, I can destroy you!

We dont need sand

Nobody cuts through the felgercarb like finti.

Oooh look, a cow... that'll be handy back in the fjords...

Well Yerssot you will learn that I am not a beliver in God, in any forms. But I think the world s gonna be dissapointed knowing THEIR God is actually Belgian.
now where is the BIG BANG thing I heard

Finti will believe in God when I send him to meet his maker

My mother and father

Firm believer in the almighty. Just have absolutely no idea what that means.

means FINTI, RC

Finti spelled backwards is It Nif!*giggles*

You can apply for a refund of your school money Tex, seems to me they wasted them.

*singing like a little school boy*
I'm gonna call you It Nif!
I'm gonna call you It Nif!

saxet sucks

Tex not know what saxet mean, explain to Tex please

do you think it would help any?

ebyma

I mean ebyam

I don't mind how badly you spell backwards so long as you don't put any irrevlevant apostrophes there.

Ohh Ush, you should take your apostrophe jokes and go on tour ''''''''''''''''''''''

Tour round my house, maybe.

tour de France

You'd be a major mega hit in Norway

hit by what

ME!

oh sissy hitting then

Have fear the Belgian God is here...
Well, it has a certain ring to it...

So does the heads of Mike Tysons opponents

the cowmilker?

Mike Tyson's a wimp

making you a ... ???

Dont even try to rap Yersott, leave that to professionals, like me

If YOU are a pro, I'm already worldchampion

Yersott you aint no rappa!

and I figured that out LONG ago!

I know

I knew you were going to say that

*In Sylvester Stallone Judge Dred voice* I'll be the judge of that

about me knowing? yeah right!

OK, lets get back on topic............So these books that fell on you, did they really hurt?

actually they did, got a cut in my arm...

Did it bleed alot?

no, not really
a shame isn't it?

Using reverse psychology are you?

Sorry, I should have realised that this was too difficult for you

Ooohh... Texas is evil...

only on Wednesday's, every other day I'm just diabolical

yeah right

yersott must get quite a workout rolling his eyes around like that

I'm gonna clunk your heads together like Moe in a minute....

*In little school boy voice*Yersott started it!!!!

exercise? no, I USE my eyes so no exercise here!

could you please use your brain too

Youch!

Yeah Texas! Use your brainscell!

He was referring to you

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