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Just thought this was too good to leave.

Therefore, in accordance with board policy I am opening a sequel topic.

So? What are you gonna buy?

But the title 'must buy something2' isn't appropiated

It is if it's about buying something.

I think I shall buy a new pair of running shoes. My Nikes are looking a little warn.

buy more time on the net

Yawn.

MASSIVE DILDO'S

RC's favourite store?

and others it appears

Yes, I find they greatly enhance the sexual pleasures between a man and a woman.

Wanna stop this now, or later. I got plenty more...

Yes... quite. Maybe we should start a dildo forum for them.

no sex please we are British

That is such a fallacy, or is that phallacy???

I dont know I am not British

*Pictures British people having sex* Laughs

How can you picture British people having sex????

How would you differentiate them from an American or a frenchman???

American's and Frenchmen know how to please their ladies Someone is getting a little fiesty, I hope I didn't hit a personal string there RC

Not fiesty, just confused.

OK, gonna ask the question, in you massive wealth of sexual experience ond expertise how do YOU think that is achieved?

What British people having sex? I think boaring Missionary posistion!

Texas' Dating Tip#2-Tounge exercies every morning!

Missionary position, ah yes, that's the one you try when the girls not all that and you want to at least try and feign interest.

NO NO NO!!! If the girl is not all that, the last thing you want is Missionary posistion, you would have to look at her face! In this situation I would go with the Filthy Sanchez!

Tex, maybe you need to check out www.Dr.RuthIsHiring.com.

Been there, done that!

Oh I forgot, when I come into my Organizational Behaviour class, someone always leaves a ripout of the crossword they finished on my desk, and on the back it's Dr. Ruth, well needless to say, I am always busting out laughing in class, because those people who write Dr. Ruth are so pathetic!!!!!

NO, no, you can bury your head in the pillow and think of someone else.

well....all positions have their pros and cons.

*Very interested* Elaborate please!

Hmm, and here was me thinking you were an expert Tex.

and they say, I'm obsessed

I never said I was an expert! Vetran yes, expert? No yet!

never will be either

That's what you think!!! I'm a legend in 23 different states and 3 continents

what as miss doll.

Yeah, I kicked Miss Norway's ass!!!!!

yeah well sent a dog this time

I didn't know that was you Finti

it wasnt, I think she is originally from Dallas.

Texas, I am absolutely appalled and distressed. Never have I nseen a more disgusting post in all my life.

How DARE you use a possessive apostrophe on a plural! Who taught you to write?

Texan girls are beautiful, especially those farmers daughters out in the East! Those Mexican chicks out in the West aint bad either!

I just read your post Ush

I do apologize for any distress my grievous action caused! You all have permission to spank me as hard and as rough as you all wish!

Is this what "crossing the line" is? *confused mod*

What bit are you confused about?

I wonder if this thread should be closed. What would Raz do?

But then no-one would see my joke... I get enough people saying I have no sense of humour...

How dare they. Good joke, of course. But what else'd you expect?

Raz would have closed it 2 pages ago.

But Raz doesn't rule here anymore.

But just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.....(cue scary Raz music)

*gets scuba gear and rifle*

Where is he?

(best Quint voice)
Farewell and adieu to you dear spanish ladies....

You're gonna need a bigger board.

dum dum dum dum dum dum.....in a B minor flat i think.

I can't believe you guys kept this thing going..with the sexual toy talk and such...I'm just glad phin wasn't here to see it...poor innocent child.


CLOSING!