Must Buy Something 2 - Queeq gets his knickers twisted

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Ratcat
Just thought this was too good to leave.

Therefore, in accordance with board policy I am opening a sequel topic.

queeq
So? What are you gonna buy?

yerssot
But the title 'must buy something2' isn't appropiated

queeq
It is if it's about buying something.

Ratcat
I think I shall buy a new pair of running shoes. My Nikes are looking a little warn.

finti
buy more time on the net big grin

queeq
Yawn. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Texas
MASSIVE DILDO'S

queeq
RC's favourite store?

finti
and others it appears

Ratcat
Yes, I find they greatly enhance the sexual pleasures between a man and a woman.

Wanna stop this now, or later. I got plenty more...

queeq
Yes... quite. Maybe we should start a dildo forum for them.

finti
cool no sex please we are British big grin

Texas
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Ratcat
That is such a fallacy, or is that phallacy???

finti
I dont know I am not British big grin

Ratcat
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Texas
*Pictures British people having sex* Laughs evil face

Ratcat
How can you picture British people having sex????

How would you differentiate them from an American or a frenchman???

Texas
American's and Frenchmen know how to please their ladies smokin' Someone is getting a little fiesty, I hope I didn't hit a personal string there RCbig grin

Ratcat
Not fiesty, just confused.

OK, gonna ask the question, in you massive wealth of sexual experience ond expertise how do YOU think that is achieved?

Texas
What British people having sex? I think boaring Missionary posistion!

Texas' Dating Tip#2-Tounge exercies every morning! smokin'

Ratcat
Missionary position, ah yes, that's the one you try when the girls not all that and you want to at least try and feign interest. laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Texas
NO NO NO!!! If the girl is not all that, the last thing you want is Missionary posistion, you would have to look at her face! In this situation I would go with the Filthy Sanchez! eek!

Gundark
Tex, maybe you need to check out www.Dr.RuthIsHiring.com.

Texas
Been there, done that! big grin

Texas
Oh I forgot, when I come into my Organizational Behaviour class, someone always leaves a ripout of the crossword they finished on my desk, and on the back it's Dr. Ruth, well needless to say, I am always busting out laughing in class, because those people who write Dr. Ruth are so pathetic!!!!! roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ratcat
NO, no, you can bury your head in the pillow and think of someone else. laughing out loud

Gundark
well....all positions have their pros and cons.

Texas
*Very interested* Elaborate please! big grin

Ratcat
Hmm, and here was me thinking you were an expert Tex. roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
and they say, I'm obsessed

Texas
I never said I was an expert! Vetran yes, expert? No yet! smokin'

finti
never will be either roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin

Texas
That's what you think!!! I'm a legend in 23 different states and 3 continents smokin' big grin

finti
what as miss doll. big grin

Texas
Yeah, I kicked Miss Norway's ass!!!!! smokin'

finti
yeah well sent a dog this time

Texas
I didn't know that was you Finti confused laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud stick out tongue big grin wink

finti
it wasnt, I think she is originally from Dallas. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ushgarak
Texas, I am absolutely appalled and distressed. Never have I nseen a more disgusting post in all my life.

How DARE you use a possessive apostrophe on a plural! Who taught you to write?

Texas
Texan girls are beautiful, especially those farmers daughters out in the East! Those Mexican chicks out in the West aint bad either! smokin'

Texas
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud I just read your post Ush laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

I do apologize for any distress my grievous action caused! You all have permission to spank me as hard and as rough as you all wish! eek! big grin

queeq
Is this what "crossing the line" is? *confused mod*

Ushgarak
What bit are you confused about?

queeq
I wonder if this thread should be closed. What would Raz do? laughing out loud

Ushgarak
But then no-one would see my joke... I get enough people saying I have no sense of humour...

queeq
How dare they. Good joke, of course. But what else'd you expect?

Gundark
Raz would have closed it 2 pages ago.

queeq
But Raz doesn't rule here anymore. evil face

Gundark
But just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.....(cue scary Raz music)

queeq
*gets scuba gear and rifle*

Where is he?

Gundark
(best Quint voice)
Farewell and adieu to you dear spanish ladies....

queeq
You're gonna need a bigger board.

finti
dum dum dum dum dum dum.....in a B minor flat i think.

Dim
I can't believe you guys kept this thing going..with the sexual toy talk and such...I'm just glad phin wasn't here to see it...poor innocent child.


CLOSING!

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