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well, here it is, again: The Shootout game

let's see how long this one last (remember: shoot or die matrix style)

*the jay one jacks back in the matrix, loaded with a pair of uzis, an ADMM and a box full of cookies*
"i'm waiting for you guys"

for those who don't know how this work:
try talking with quotes from the movie using "(insert quote here)"
and when you're describing your actions, use *(insert action here)*

anything goes

*shoots*

as if this wont get closed nice try....

closing......

doesnt feel like fighting

*slaps Sith Darth Jay for requesting that The Omega close the last shootout*

*Punches MC Mike in the mouth as he enters the construct*

where is that banana standing behind the other banana gif file?

YES! IT IS BACK!

hehe...

*mike uses his Throus powers and sends pizza delivery boys to devour MJ*

*walks in lugging A-bomb* woah.... *blows the place up*


closed...

Upgrades the Matrix into the Matrix-Xp.There are new challenges---------------->

= me!

*shoots Santa burly and kicks his stupid fuzzy head off!*

hehe...

Agents run around and start taking over people.

Agent Smith:more!------------->http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/2guns.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/2guns.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/2guns.gif

*wonders where the gif file is where there is a banana dancing behind another banana*

*runs away*

hahaha. I am superior! *Laughs his ass of until he gets sniped*

*snipers eating*

"Sniper,no sniping."

omega, when you close this, please dont add a comment, so it looks like i closed this with my modly powers
closing..... closed

The epic battle...http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/sniper.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/spam_laser.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/starwars.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/pokey.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tomcat.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tank.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/toot.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/vampire.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/war.gif

*shoots dave for triying to close the thread, kicks all the delivery boys in their behinds, then throws an ADM at mike*

"muffins need love too"

STOP QUOTING THE T-SHIRT
its "like everything does"

morehttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/alucard.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/angel.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/alien2.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/1eye.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/2guns.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/arabia.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/argue.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/bag.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/band.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/bangin.gif

*shoots eatingimpaired for posting smilies*

morehttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/bann.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/banned.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/bash.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/beer.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/batman.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blowup.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blue_bandana.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blow.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/ban.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/alien1.gif

*cuts eating impaired's fingers off so he can't type anymore goofy looking gifs*

morehttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/bored.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/angel_not.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/alien.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/canadian.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/boxed2.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/captain.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/bye.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/censored2.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/boxing.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/boxed.gif

Damn you.http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/chair.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/confused1.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/confused.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crazy.gif

"hey eatingimpaired, you don't have fingers anymore"
*shoots him again*

Welll... I'm not seeing ANY Matrix quotes or Matrix actions, only a whole loty of smilies, that are not even remotely connected to the movies...

"c'mon ppl, do you want it to be closed?"



well... can't say i didn't try

*shoots MJ and droopy*

"The GODerator will close us down... "

yep, i will

Dude, you are obsessed. Throus is not amused by your humor.

if i believe i am a mod.... i am

no

*Walks in**

" My apologies to all. As you are undoubtedly aware, it has become increasingly difficult to locate a secure broadcast position."

"Are you with me and droopy, sith_darth_jay and scifigunslinger, or by yourself?"

"The problem is choice"

"I protect what matters most"

"I protect the cookies"

*Smashes Sith Darth Jay into the pavemnt.*

uhh...okay...

*shoots dragonpisces for doubting my purpose*

*Gets up from being shot*
Jedi:He is the moderator.

.

WTF?! Omega's Mod! *rams eatingimpaired into wall*

*Uses his new moderator skills to stop himself from hitting the wall*Superbrawl begins*

.http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/starwars.gif

.

.

hello?*peers out from behind barricade*http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/wallbash.gif

*shoots eatinginpaired with a rocket, and his Moding powers can not stop it*

*Gets up*
"Don't you people ever learn?"
-Jet Li

"no."

*flies at eatingimpaired, Neo style.*

.

*Sighs*
*Flies toward mcmike the way Neo did to smith in Revolutions*
*Both fly as fast as Neo did at the end of reloaded

*crash and create bubble like in Revos...

...with eatingimpaired falling like Neo and mike summoning lightning like Smith*

*flips back and uses wall like springboard the way neo did in revolutions*

"That's a nice trick"

*Grabbs eatingimpaired in mid air and breaks his neck*

eatingimpaired grabs xeous and throws him 1000 feet to the ground.

Eatingimpaired uses the agents machine from the matrix-xp

I want to be a person who can transport everyone to different places!
*presses button*
*They are all teleported to the middle of Zion when it's being heavily attacked*

You're dead. Shut up.

*eats cookie dough like Seraph did in revolutions*

"yeah, he did break your neck. you didn't put it back together or nuffin like dat."

says this while eating cookie dough, still

"Can I have some cookie dough?"

"I protect what matters most"

"so, NO! you can't have my cookie dough"

*kicks xeous in the mouth knocking him into a candy store*

"get yer own cookies"

"I know kung-fo"

*does a flying kick out and blasts droopy in the head, knocking the lemon off and sending the cookie dough flying through the air*

*Catches the cookie dough*

*eats it*

"Now I've got my own cookie dough."

*puts lemon back on head*

"Now I'm mad"

"Let's comprimise."

*Hands Droopy a little over half of the ::GOOD:: cookie dough*

"hey, i've already told you there's only room for 1 sith and 1 jedi in the matrix forum"

"I protect that which matters most" (that's my line cuz i carry the cookies, i am seraph in the spoiler game, so droopy stop using my line and stick to your lemon headed pussycats)

*jay rises uo from the pavement, slap droopy in the lemonhead, takes the cookie back from him, throws a killer muffin at mike, does a flying kick at eatingimpaired, then ask Xeous*

"you seek the real shootout thread"



(thanks to omega for not closing it. dave stop playing the goderator, she's our only GODerator)

I'm eatingimpaired.But i lost my password and email site in one blow.

*Revives*
Ill use this on you!::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

Good job.

*bounces MJ's muffins back at him, puts a lemon on his head too, flies at Quote123 and fires at xeous for attacking my homie droopy*

*Turns around and holds out knife.Mc mike is impaled on it*

*hovers backward a bit and removes knife*

"Hahahahaha!"

*Rams qoute123 into a wall and he crashes through it and starts to fall*

*Flies back up and rams MCMIKE into and through another wall.

*stops in midair and resorts to kung-fu and jujitsu*

*slowly wears out Qoute and then rams him into the street. He gets up weakly and mike rams him into the wall of the crater*

"THIS IS MY WORLD! MY WORLD!"

"No.It's mine."
*Shoots him in the back*

.

*Wonders how everyone teleported*

Why do you post so many dots dude???!!!

Right. *stops bullet in midair while still facing forward and sends it back at Qoute*

I posted that many to keep this thread from slipping to the end of the pile and from everyone forgetting it.
Anyway*Reflects bullet back toward mc*

Dude, that is a waste of posts unless it is on another page...

and use "bump" so it doesn't look like you are some weirdo...

*blows up bullet in quote's face*

Ever notice everyone else left?
*Reflects the particles of the bullet back at mcmike*

*kicks quote123 in the balls*
pointless
*walks off, so no one can harm him, and hides where no one would find him, and if they do find him they are a Mega Retard*

*sends Mega Retard Suicide Bomber who finds dae and blows him up!!! MUAHAHAHA! And there is a "KABLAMOOO". Then he just rams quote again.*

*Finds Dave123*

*Quote rams him back*

big bubble and mike just continues ramming, waiting for droopy to back him up and get this little bastard.

Too late.I killed him.MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"I don't know why I'm doing this but..."

*Resorts to Shaulin Kung Fu and beats down Quote.*

*Quote gets up and sucker-punches xeous as he gets up*

*Turns around and says*

"If I were you...I would hope we don't meet again."

*Flys away to get some more cookie dough*

*Follows Xeous*

*Makes a lightning bolt hit quote*

*Quote falls to the ground, paralyzed.*

"Some people never learn."

Same thing happened again.

*Gets up and continues following xeous*

No, I just keep killing you. You need new bodies.

Takes over xeous's body.

hahah beat me now!

**stopps him like Neo stopped Smith in Reloaded**

"Sorry Charlie."

*Beats down Mailed with some more Shaolin Kung Fu. While he's on the ground, I drownd him in the giant crater-puddle*

*Eats some cookie dough*

Snatches some cookie dough from the after life.

**Calls the Ghostbusters**

"Cya later BIATCH!"

*Ghostbusters trap mailed*

"hey ppl, what's up with the cookie dough eating, it's cookie or super cookie"

*grabs the ghostbuster trap, then changes the code so that the trap turns into a mailbox*

*jay offers xeous to join him against mc hammer and goofy*

hammer? HAMMER? THAT'S IT!

"his name is MJ...

...hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah! "

"why do you call me MJ?"

anyhow ... *jay shoots mike in the head*

*ONCE AGIAIN, the foolish fool forgot fruitfully how finished he was. I DODGE EM' SUKER!*

"i ain't finish"

*throws an ADM at mike*

"ha, try to dodge that"

what does that stand for...?

*takes rest of "good cookie dough" from xeous and smooshes it in Sith Darth Jay's face*

*slaps MC Mike in the head*

"It's an Anti Dodge Missile Stupid"

hehe...

*rams xeous in the meantime to keep him occupied*

"I'm neutral here...don't get me started. I must keep the equation in balance..that is my purpose."

"it's your purpose to go buy more cookie dough, damnit"

*look at MC Mike*

"Why are you jealous of my lemon?"

"Why do I have to go buy cookie dough? Because I'm the only one that can fly? It's not fair...I'm proabably going to have to kill myself to save humanity AND I have to buy cookie dough? NOT FAIR! "

*Flys away to buy more cookie dough*

"And get an easy bake oven while you are at it"

Xeous> "you're not the only one who can fly"

*jay lifts from the ground and follows xeous, give the cookie dough to him, then grabs an oven and throws it at droopy*

"let's make some lemon pie"

fight!!

*"Come on, Jay, let's kick those pussycat a***s you were talking about.

Jealous, droopy? I'm not jealous...

*jay does a flying kick towards mike's lemon head,then goes after droopy*

"good to have you back slinger"

*gets up as he heads for droopy and throws his ADLM (Anti Dodge LEMON Missle) at him*

*takes out a blender and turns the ADLemonM into lemonade, then drinks it*

"how refreshing"

*shoots an ADMM at mike, and another one at droopy*

"now, let's see what you do"

"WHAT!? It was the peel you fool!!! Hahahaha..."

*MJ drops dead as me and droopy run at each other then slam to the ground so the two ADMMs run into each other and crash*

*Mails flamebomb envelopes to eveyone's mailbox*

*Picks up what's left of the easy bake oven that the sith threw this way, and shoves sith darth jay in the oven, turns it to 350 degrees and sets the timer for 2 hours. Then puts Master Lock, unbreakable matrix version, on the oven.*

Hehehe... *eats a Cheese Lover's to celebrate*

"Hey MC Mike, you think he's done yet?"

"Well, is he?"

hey, just got on.

"Nah, he'll be back, he always is..."

"Guess what! We won!" Celebration time!

"well, I got him in the oven. I just wanted to know when you want to pull him out and sprinkle cheese on him."

Hehe...

"One Sith_darth_jay's Lover's Coming Right Up"

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/pizza.gif

*Takes Sith pizza out of the oven and uses the pizza cutter to cut the Sith into 8 slices.*

"Smells good"

*sprinkles cheese on the sith pizza."

*Eat's a slice of the pizza*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/pizza.gif

*wipes mouth*

"You people are sick...Really. Cannibilism?"

"Hey, droopy! Let's get him in the oven!"

jj

*Gets dough pin and rolls xeous into a pan pizza shape*

*shoves him in oven*

*droopy and mike drop dead cuz they ate a cyanide pizza (again , in case your wondering how i scaped, it's the matrix, some rules can be bend, others can be broken), then takes xeous out of the oven and gives a new shell*

"they're dead now, let's celebrate , a new sith it's here?"
*takes out lightsaber*
"come here, http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/starwars.gif , there's room for one sith here, unless of course you wanna be my apprentice"

You fool! I have... umm... an ACV - Anti Cyanide Vaccine! Hahahahahah!

Die! *rams him once more into a building, and he hits it, falls, and watches as the building falls ontop of him.*

"man, don't you ppl ever die?" (by ppl i mean all of us)

*jay comes out of the building's wrecks, with his lightsaber on his hand and slashes mike in half, then takes out his uzis and shoots mike*

"wanna dodge that" "MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*mikes super "comebacktogether" power takes action and he dodges the bullets*

*dodge this*
*All dodge* "Damn." *throws guns at them*They connect and actually kill them*"Wow."

*has taken some of MC Mike's vaccine, shoves mailed by postman in the easy bake oven and set's it to 350 degrees, puts the slice of Sith Darth Jay that was fighting back into his stomach*