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How long has it been since we had a bit of personal info from everyone? I dunno but I'm interested anyway, so give: -

First name, gender, age, location, job and anything else that takes your fancy.

David, male, 24, Birmingham England, Toolmaker and love machine.

Hi David!

And proud owner of a nice, new Dim siggie!!!

Can't miss out the important bits.

Cut the chit-chat and feed me your stats!

(Yes it is a cool sig, eh?)

Hey, I've sung this song already on multiple occations....

Chit-chat is what the GDF is all about.

Originally posted by Mech

Didnt we cover this under toys and batteries

Extensively.

Mech, I'm only doing this again because I like you.

Lisa, female, 38, Southern Pennsylvania (good old USA!!!), Real Estate Appraiser (almost), rescues suicide turtles.

BTW, my other half is a Tool & Die Maker. Is that what you do, Mech ?

by the way:

Oleiv,male 33, Stavanger Norway Norse king and ruler. works in a betting store too

Give me 10 billion to one against bin laden.

and make him been Laden

http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/cwm/cwm/spit.gif

Matt, 20, Male, Dallas Texas, Real Estate/Marketing student, for other info check out my snappy profile

Very good Texas, though the website you entered doesn't work.

Victoria, female, 27, Los Angeles, Designer, Sagitarrius (Moon in Taurus), born in the year of the Ox, Left Handed, maker of siggies, killer of ants..yada yada yada..

Dimmy, I can hardly believe you are an ant killer. I think its time to move on. To spiders.

Oh trust me..I Windexed a huge hairy spider on my car the other day

Just wait, the spiders will get revenge crawling down your back. Big hairy

Don't mention spiders to Edna. For a Witch she's a bit dodgy there.

No spider killer is a friend of mine

itty bitty spider was stomped by my foot who cares about rhymes anyway

Glenn, 33, Technical Design Authority, Kent, England, Thrill Ride Nut, Webmaster SWMovies.Net , Oh, and I made my own sig...

Notice the word 'Authority' there.

Hey, that's my Job Title. It used to be Technical Consultant but then the changed them to Technical Design Authority because a TDA is a universally recognised role within the IT industry whereas a consultant can be anything.

*takes notes* I'm a pain in the ass!

I'm not anything, so I'm too embarrassed to post the rest.

I AM laughing at Finti's spider comment though...

I thought "Aspiring Writer" would fit the bill for you. And then the rest is easy.

You write well Ush, so you are something indeed. You are creative and able to put it "on paper".

YOu can eaither do it yourself Ush, or we can do it for you...

How about Gentleman of leisure?

My entire creative output right now is going in the form of little stories I write as a gift to Elle, actually. I'll get back to writing that bestseller soon...

Ahhh, that's so sweet

I firmly believe that everyone has at least one good book in them. It's just a case of getting it out.

My book would be ehhh.. how to start an argument

I bet you can't agree with yourself on the best way to write it.

probably had to debate that a bit too

Writing a book about muah would be a guaranteed best seller

Oh yeah, muah. Always sells well.

Yeah Tex childrens coloring books always sells good

Your my best customer, and your not shopping for your little girl either

Name: Tim
oocupation: journalism student at the University of Kentucky and aspiring musician
fav book: Timeline by Michael Critchon
song(s): Slide Away by Oasis and Oner by U2
Movie: Empire Strikes Back and Trainspotting
Quote: "Nothing is conceptually better than rock 'n roll"
-John Lennon
and "John Lennon thought he was god, I just think I'm John Lennon"
-Liam Gallagher

Hey, JO is back!!!! Good to have you back, buddy.

yeah lets discuss oasis some more......NOT

Charming.... to the last.

even after that too

That's not what your woman said.

she said for eternity and beyond

Ermmmm..... I better not comment to that.

To Gundy,

could be the same job - yes, depending on what type of tools he makes. I specialise in press tools for presses from 5 ton to 400 tons. Does he come smelling of metal and suds (mixture of cutting oil and water), cus Mrs.Mechmoggy hates that smell. I'm not allowed near here until I'm all showered and clean. I bet he walks swarf into the house too eh?

fint is extremely charming..in his own Northern way.

Which doesn't mean a whole lot.

How about a dip in the some few seconds flodded Holland.
Pop is the sound the plug say when the plugg i pulled.

Go and give it a try, Viking boy. You'll see a lot has changed since the last time your ancestors were here.

yeah!
now there is a NEW (flash flash!!!) windmill!!!!

Where? Where?

slag van de molen gekregen zeker?

sorry Dutch joke

That's a bad joke! You need to take notes from Ush and his apostrophe material!!!!!

and surely you understand Dutch..

I speak fluent Dutch! I can pronounce Lady Godiva just fine, thank you!!!!

Tuurlijk hoor, blijf maar dromen!

Lady Godiva, Lady Godiva, Lady Godiva!

See, puuurfect Dutch!

i'juck ma sni'u a dji di mo
you see: perfect chinese

You speak Chineese too???? Wow! I'm impressed!

i know

*In Sylevester Stallone Judge Dred voice*I knew you'd say that!

how original

I know

you need brains for that

Yersott, your bringing my post count way up!!

ok, I'll stop
mumbles: *baby!*

D'Oh

NAME: Willie
OCCUPATION: Groundskeeper
PLACE: Springfield
PET: Loch Monster

Aries, born in the year of the Monkey.

And Dim, left handers rule.

Left handers

We rock!

I thought finti would like this......Noel Gallagher is left handed

Name: Luke Johnson
Sex: Male
Occupation: Student (U of Wisconsin-Stout) big party school!
Hobbies: hockey, sports, Minnesota Twins & Vikings, movies
Age: 21
My hero: my father
Favorite athlete: Pavel Bure
Favorite actor: Tom Hanks
Favorite movie: The Godfather
Favorite TV show: The Simpsons
Favorite activity: sex, hockey, partying with friends
ToMacco: from a Simpson episode, in which Homer mixed tomato seeds with tobacco seeds.
Favorite artist: Bob Dylan
Favorite CD: weezer (blue)
On-screen hero: John McClane (Die Hard's)

I love your hero part there ToMacco thas nice

Yes, very nice

To; you disappoint me!
I thought you would answer it like Austin Powers!

Name: Austin 'Danger' Powers
Sex: yes, please

Danger's my middle name

Mines "peril", means the same thing though.

Scary fellows you.....NOT!

I can be scary if I need to be.

Grrr.

Oooooh..... I - am - so - scared ..... b-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r .....I-hope-I-can-sleep-tonight.....b-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r

Scared and cold eh?

That can't be too nice.

I thought you weren't supposed to be nice.

Tough luck for you: you are.

My middle name's Powers..don't make me smack ya'll around.

You can join queeq and his sissy hitting

My middle name is Marie, as in Lisa Marie. But my parents didn't name me after Elvis's daughter.

Windex on the spiders, eh Dim ? I use hairspray.

I was at work..without hairspray...actually windex seems to do the job really well.



*sissy smacks fint*

Why style them?

I don't hit, I kick. Where it hurts.

the head?

The buttocks.

I know a Queen song about buttocks

My middle name is Paul

Hairspray????? That's just barbaric!

Yeah! A hamer is much better!

Yerssot put your head on the table

no thank you, Texas can do that a lot better.
*grabs Texas and puts his head on the table*

Hits yerssot over the head with a froze fish.

is it trout?

No its a great white shark cuz they hurt more

I eat them for breakfast!

Sure it wasn`t the other way around?

No, otherwhise I wouldn't be here!

Fish on the hebleber?

don't know what you're talking about

Does anyone here have an aquarium? Just recently one of my fish commited suicide by jumping out of a little hole in the back of the tank! Poor thing!

You probably killed it, and made it look like a suicide, you bastard!

you're probably eating it now!

Ah..poor fishy..be nice yers.

Sorry to hear about your fish, Texas. My dog died just a few weeks ago.

sorry, thought you were joking
sorry

Oh man, that's too bad jedi212guy, my dog died last November, we had him for 10 years, and I cried like a baby. That's tough! We just barely got another dog 2 months ago. It's been hard to get another one.

I will be for us too. We had her for 13 years, and she was our only pet. I don't know, maybe in a few years my sisters will get a new dog, but Odie will always be my one true dog.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...Odie..

For a reaction like that, I'll change my name to Odie

like the dog in Garfield?

well, Tex is already druling...

drooling, yers...drooling.

woeps! well, you got the point, I hope

not the reaction I was expecting

This is an answer to finti: yes, I did name her after the dog in the cartoon Garfield. I liked the tv show when I was little.

I love Garfield, the name of a kitty cat in Norwegian is PUS and garfield`s Norwegian name is PUSUR we all now it is about a cat by the title.
In comparison Clavin and Hobbes are called TOMMY & TIGEREN (TIGER)

Interesting...

boaring.................

Wow

Calvin and Hobbes. No one knows about that. I used to read that all the time. They don't make good comics anymore. They don't make any Calvin and Hobbes, or The Far Side. So I don't read the funny pages anymore.

Poor lad, no more laughs in the morning...

He just needs to take a look in the mirror.

You know what comic I cant stand! Those two naked people 'Love Is' bulls$i*! Theres actually people who cut them out and put them on their refrigerators! *vomit*

Okidoki. Quite off topic and over 100. Closing...