The KMC Thread Of Records!
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Matrix_man
ok this is our answer to the Guiness book of records...basically everyone in KMC shud come here and post a record they have broken. if u dont have a real record then make one up! have fun people...
1. Matrix_man holds the records for having the most women in his bed at one time...666 women at once
JoshBot
i hold the record for sayin the most "YOU LIAR"s on this thread. ready? "YOU LIAR" i win
Gilraen
Being most annoying...........
BidMyBlood2Run
666 at once... that's not good...
silver_tears
Being nicest is me
BidMyBlood2Run
Being the teasyiest.. is that a word?
Storm
record of posting the most happy smilies
Matrix_man
bid> it is now!
silver_tears
thats not true bid
i challenge that one
Will
Saying stuff that is totally of subject...
BidMyBlood2Run
But Silver, u think you're innocent, I know I'm not
Shadowskill
Me:
Most alcoholic beverages in under ten minutes...
Matrix_man
shadow> any clue as to how many?
The Force
being a pimp and a normal guya t the same time
Matrix_man
u guys can post as many records as u want..its not limited to one each..
i hold the record for the biggest lurve muscle ever measured
The Force
i hold the record for the biggest schlong that'll fit in a woman
Will
I hold the record for blue eyes
silver_tears
oh bid i claim to be
The Force
ya bid, silver was a pretty good teaser
forumcrew
and i challenge that...
burlyman
most crumpets toasted, spreaded with butter, and eaten in 1 hour
silver_tears
id like to see that
forumcrew
most girls hooked up with in 24 hours..
and whats the point of making of records? just go accomplish something
Matrix_man
i got the most phone numbers from girls in one nite
Matrix_man
are there no more records out there?
Matrix_man
cmon more records people!
lil bitchiness
my record is real..bit geeky too
i was the only person in my schools history to get 100% on a history final exam..it was an essay exam too...
Tired Hiker
I hold the record for eating the most apples in an hour and crapping fruit salad.
dave123
cos i'm (probably) the smartest kid in my school, i have got some "academic excellence" award thingy every year, and i get to miss some school for it, out of 4 years of school i've got 5 awards
lil bitchiness
gee...that pissed on my record...
Tired Hiker
Damn, Dave. You are a smart cookie. Usually people as smart as you are jerks, but you are not a jerk.
dave123
yeah, but I'm good at like, one subject, so they gotta give me one
we'll see about that
BidMyBlood2Run
lil, I thought u were a goth
Matrix_man
its 6 in the mornin here......i probably hold the record for no sleep...
Captain REX
Way to go!
I hold the record of being here longer than all of you except anyone who registered before November 18th.
thorncrawler
that sleep record i can break that, i haven't slepped for 2 months
saucybird007
I held the record at school for winning the most athletic medals. http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/clapping.gif
And for breaking my hand in 6 places whilst playing a hockey match at school http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/hockey.gif That kinda hurt though!
thorncrawler
is it ok now tho
saucybird007
oh yeah..it was about 6 years ago.
Curl_Up&Dye
At my school I hold the record for making the most people fall down the stairs and being the only one to ever create a soda blackmarket... being both optimistic and pessimistic at the same time (if that counts as a record), using a lot of big words, unintentionally getting most of the matrix forum to hate me, watching the 5 stars wars movies at 11am, and im a smarty pants geek too. lol
Matrix_man
ok...and this is real...i hold the record out of my mates for the most kickups with a footy...102! my legs hurt for a while afterwards
saucybird007
I can do 73...not as good as you but im proud
Matrix_man
thats really good! thats more than most guys around here...
Matrix_man
ALMOST any guy....
Matrix_man
my names Ruud Van Matrix-Man!!! hehe
saucybird007
haha...nope ANY!!!
Matrix_man
we'll see
saucybird007
your going down!!! haha..in a none sexual way!!!
Matrix_man
bring it!!!!
saucybird007
where abouts in the uk are you from?
saucybird007
Cool. Haha, im a girl and im better than you at football!
Matrix_man
where do u live in essex?
and btw...i'll mow the pitch with u when it comes 2 football
saucybird007
in your dreams!!
Wickford.
Matrix_man
u live 'in my dreams' or in 'Wickford'?
saucybird007
both
saucybird007
Silly! I live in wickford. Only you know if im in your dreams
saucybird007
i dont know what you look like so i dont know if you have been in mine.
Matrix_man
im a keanu reeves lookalike...
saucybird007
nope..you havent been in my dreams then
Matrix_man
oh well.....i've been in plenty of other peoples dreams..
saucybird007
i wouldnt know.
Matrix_man
awwww.....so modest...
Matrix_man
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif lil isnt here, bid isnt here, saucy isnt here http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif
burlyman
dont worry, im here
saucybird007
im here!
what can i do for you?
saucybird007
*hugs*
badkittykitty
I am the slap happiest member...after bf that is
saucybird007
Dont worry, Lil will be back
Matrix_man
she better! i jus made a thread about her...go and post on it!
Matrix_man
any more records guys??????
Matrix_man
i hold the record for gettin the most drunk ever....in the limo on prom night.....
Tired Hiker
I hold the record for the longest random white hair that is growing out of my shoulder. Very strange.
Tired Hiker
Seriously, it's like three inches long and white. It's the only hair on my shoulder, one strand.
Matrix_man
and the reason u havent cut it off...?
Matrix_man
dont let this die out....
saucybird007
ok i will make one up.................ermmmmmmmmm.................
farting the loudest!!
BidMyBlood2Run
biggest female horror fan
Matrix_man
saucy> are u sure thats made up???
saucybird007
LMFAO
Am i that transparent??
thorncrawler
is that a new record the most transparent?
saucybird007
Yes and i win!!
Matrix_man
i got one........the most girls i had in one bed.....no wait i already did that!
dave123
my record is genereal brilliance, in the field of everything
Matrix_man
and the nobel prize goes to dave123...cos hes dave123
dave123
check my sig update
The Force
i wonder if anyone has broken my records...
diegocala
Spell check Einstein
Matrix_man
force> check....i doubt it
Matrix_man
diego>
The Force
that' because i got the best record
crazy_c
I got the record for being a........very crazy personhttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/balloon.gif
Matrix_man
i got the record for going on and on and on all night!
The Force
well congratulations Mr. Endurance
Matrix_man
i hold the record for bringing this thread back to life the most times!
Matrix_man
and the record stands....
must_kill_Santa
lol nicely i didnt even know it excisted
Matrix_man
any new records santa?
must_kill_Santa
record for not understanding most threads
DeNiro
i had the thread starter record i have like 466 threads started right now but pablo is now beating me he is close to 500 i think but i dont care but the record i got here is most threads talked about my self started by myself and also i think my name has been mention in the most threads at least 15 threads have had my name in them and like half of them have been postedby me
must_kill_Santa
i think i have the record for most people thinking i was a guy
DeNiro
i always knew u where a girl i thought tex was a girl for the longest time i bet he has the record for having people think he is a girl
GambitEVOFan1
TEx isnt a girl....?
well ppl used to think im a guy, it must be cuz im so manly!
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