The KMC Thread Of Records!

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Matrix_man
ok this is our answer to the Guiness book of records...basically everyone in KMC shud come here and post a record they have broken. if u dont have a real record then make one up! have fun people...


1. Matrix_man holds the records for having the most women in his bed at one time...666 women at once

JoshBot
i hold the record for sayin the most "YOU LIAR"s on this thread. ready? "YOU LIAR" i win

Gilraen
Being most annoying........... stick out tongue

BidMyBlood2Run
666 at once... that's not good...

silver_tears
Being nicest is me yes

BidMyBlood2Run
Being the teasyiest.. is that a word? stick out tongue

Storm
record of posting the most happy smilies big grin

Matrix_man
bid> it is now!

silver_tears
thats not true bid shifty i challenge that one wink

Will
Saying stuff that is totally of subject...

BidMyBlood2Run
But Silver, u think you're innocent, I know I'm not wink

Shadowskill
Me:
Most alcoholic beverages in under ten minutes...

Matrix_man
shadow> any clue as to how many?

The Force
being a pimp and a normal guya t the same time wink

Matrix_man
u guys can post as many records as u want..its not limited to one each..

i hold the record for the biggest lurve muscle ever measured

The Force
i hold the record for the biggest schlong that'll fit in a woman wink

Will
I hold the record for blue eyes

silver_tears
oh bid i claim to be wink

The Force
ya bid, silver was a pretty good teaser wink

forumcrew
she wins!

forumcrew
and i challenge that...

burlyman
most crumpets toasted, spreaded with butter, and eaten in 1 hour

silver_tears
id like to see that eek!

forumcrew
most girls hooked up with in 24 hours..

and whats the point of making of records? just go accomplish something

Matrix_man
i got the most phone numbers from girls in one nite

Matrix_man
are there no more records out there?

Matrix_man
cmon more records people!

lil bitchiness
my record is real..bit geeky too geek
i was the only person in my schools history to get 100% on a history final exam..it was an essay exam too...big grin

Tired Hiker
I hold the record for eating the most apples in an hour and crapping fruit salad.

lil bitchiness
lol......

dave123
cos i'm (probably) the smartest kid in my school, i have got some "academic excellence" award thingy every year, and i get to miss some school for it, out of 4 years of school i've got 5 awards smile

lil bitchiness
geek gee...that pissed on my record...

Tired Hiker
Damn, Dave. You are a smart cookie. Usually people as smart as you are jerks, but you are not a jerk.

dave123
yeah, but I'm good at like, one subject, so they gotta give me one smile

we'll see about that

Matrix_man
aaawwwwww.....lil's a geeek! laughing out loud love laughing out loud

BidMyBlood2Run
lil, I thought u were a goth confused blink

Matrix_man
its 6 in the mornin here......i probably hold the record for no sleep...

Captain REX
Way to go! stick out tongue

I hold the record of being here longer than all of you except anyone who registered before November 18th. stick out tongue

Matrix_man
lol

thorncrawler
that sleep record i can break that, i haven't slepped for 2 months

saucybird007
I held the record at school for winning the most athletic medals. http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/clapping.gif

And for breaking my hand in 6 places whilst playing a hockey match at school http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/hockey.gif That kinda hurt though! sad

thorncrawler
is it ok now tho

saucybird007
oh yeah..it was about 6 years ago. smile

Curl_Up&Dye
At my school I hold the record for making the most people fall down the stairs and being the only one to ever create a soda blackmarket... being both optimistic and pessimistic at the same time (if that counts as a record), using a lot of big words, unintentionally getting most of the matrix forum to hate me, watching the 5 stars wars movies at 11am, and im a smarty pants geek too. lol

Matrix_man
ok...and this is real...i hold the record out of my mates for the most kickups with a footy...102! my legs hurt for a while afterwards

saucybird007
I can do 73...not as good as you but im proud big grin stick out tongue

Matrix_man
thats really good! thats more than most guys around here...

saucybird007
big grin Ha! i can kick any guys ass at football stick out tongue wink

Matrix_man
ALMOST any guy....wink

Matrix_man
my names Ruud Van Matrix-Man!!! hehe

saucybird007
laughing haha...nope ANY!!! laughing

Matrix_man
we'll see shifty

saucybird007
your going down!!! haha..in a none sexual way!!! laughing out loud

Matrix_man
laughing bring it!!!!

saucybird007
laughing out loud where abouts in the uk are you from?

Matrix_man
Ilford Essex

saucybird007
Cool. Haha, im a girl and im better than you at football! laughing out loud

Matrix_man
where do u live in essex?

and btw...i'll mow the pitch with u when it comes 2 football

saucybird007
laughing out loud in your dreams!!
Wickford.

Matrix_man
u live 'in my dreams' or in 'Wickford'?

saucybird007
both laughing

Matrix_man
smile

saucybird007
Silly! I live in wickford. Only you know if im in your dreams laughing out loud

Matrix_man
wink laughing out loud

saucybird007
i dont know what you look like so i dont know if you have been in mine. messed

Matrix_man
laughing out loud im a keanu reeves lookalike...

saucybird007
nope..you havent been in my dreams then big grin

Matrix_man
oh well.....i've been in plenty of other peoples dreams..wink

saucybird007
i wouldnt know. sad

Matrix_man
awwww.....so modest...laughing out loud

Matrix_man
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif lil isnt here, bid isnt here, saucy isnt here http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cry.gif

burlyman
dont worry, im here smile

Matrix_man
confused erm...flattered but i dont swing that way


laughing out loudlaughinglaughing out loud

saucybird007
im here! big grin
what can i do for you?

Matrix_man
big grin

saucybird007
*hugs* big grin

badkittykitty
I am the slap happiest member...after bf that is eek!

Matrix_man
*hugs saucy*

saucybird007
Dont worry, Lil will be back smile

Matrix_man
she better! i jus made a thread about her...go and post on it!

Matrix_man
any more records guys??????

Matrix_man
i hold the record for gettin the most drunk ever....in the limo on prom night.....

Matrix_man
longest orgasm....30 mins big grinbig grinbig grin

Tired Hiker
I hold the record for the longest random white hair that is growing out of my shoulder. Very strange.

Tired Hiker
Seriously, it's like three inches long and white. It's the only hair on my shoulder, one strand.

Matrix_man
and the reason u havent cut it off...? confused

Matrix_man
dont let this die out....

saucybird007
ok i will make one up.................ermmmmmmmmm.................

farting the loudest!!

BidMyBlood2Run
biggest female horror fan

Matrix_man
saucy> are u sure thats made up???

saucybird007
LMFAO laughing out loud laughing

Am i that transparent?? laughing out loud

thorncrawler
is that a new record the most transparent?

saucybird007
Yes and i win!! laughing out loud

Matrix_man
laughing out loud

Matrix_man
i got one........the most girls i had in one bed.....no wait i already did that!

dave123
my record is genereal brilliance, in the field of everything

Matrix_man
and the nobel prize goes to dave123...cos hes dave123

dave123
check my sig update

Matrix_man
laughing out loud

The Force
i wonder if anyone has broken my records...

diegocala
Spell check Einstein stick out tongue

Matrix_man
force> check....i doubt it

Matrix_man
diego> laughing

The Force
that' because i got the best record big grin

crazy_c
I got the record for being a........very crazy personhttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/balloon.gif

Matrix_man
bunny i got the record for going on and on and on all night!

The Force
well congratulations Mr. Endurance wink

Matrix_man
big grin

crazy_c
Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Matrix_man
i hold the record for bringing this thread back to life the most times!

Matrix_man
and the record stands....

Matrix_man
again....

must_kill_Santa
lol nicely i didnt even know it excisted

Matrix_man
big grin

must_kill_Santa
laughing out loud

Matrix_man
any new records santa?

must_kill_Santa
record for not understanding most threads

DeNiro
i had the thread starter record i have like 466 threads started right now but pablo is now beating me he is close to 500 i think but i dont care but the record i got here is most threads talked about my self started by myself and also i think my name has been mention in the most threads at least 15 threads have had my name in them and like half of them have been postedby me stick out tongue

must_kill_Santa
i think i have the record for most people thinking i was a guy

DeNiro
i always knew u where a girl i thought tex was a girl for the longest time i bet he has the record for having people think he is a girl

GambitEVOFan1
confused TEx isnt a girl....?

well ppl used to think im a guy, it must be cuz im so manly!

Matrix_man
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