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How come no one ever dedicates a thread just for me or acknoledges me at all?I contribute.What the hell?I guess I'm not as loved as I thought I was.I'm really hurt by this.*sniffles*.I thought you guys cared.*tears well up in eyes*.

Whoooooo are you? Who who, who who.

If you cry I will destroy you!!!

Who am I?Now I definately am hurt.I'm not crying.*sniffles again.*I'm just sentimental.

Hey Espie20, Your movie quote in your profile is fascinating, who said that and in what film?

Just to let you know that was a joke, the theme song from CSI...

Is that the theme song?I thought I heard that song on a commercial.Hmm.The quote is by Mel Gibson who played Graham Hess in Signs.

i hear a baby crying

well now that i tended to the baby, your ok in my book espantada20, even though i dont know you. So wait a minute, your not ok. If you were really as great as you claim to be you would have gone out of your way to introduce your self to me. What about me dammit?

What about you?You should be falling all over yourself to get to know me.JK.Espantada 20.Nice to meet you ragesRemorse.

No, she's right and she's over 18 so I should be the one totally paying attention to you since I'm real old, I'm 30.

So, hey baby, come here often? What's your sign? Do you dance?

I'm here once in a while.I'm a libra and yeah I dance.So did you learn those cheezy lines from your kids Mr.Thirty-year-old?

Yeah, except the 'do you dance' one. I made that up. That was the hook, line and sinker.

i bet he taught his kids those lines

I wonder how he ever got a woman to knock up with those lines.

well now that i know you espantada, i'd say a dedication thread is in order. If not only for the offered sexual favors

well some woman go for the romantic type

And those sexual favors are bonafide offers.All you have to do is ask.Hint hint.Hee hee hee.Tired Hiker,that's not romantic."What's your sign?"Come on now.At least use a better lign if you're really trying to be romantic.Example: "Heaven must be missing an angel."I know a lame one that probably shouldn't be used 'cause it won't get you no where but I'll tell you anyways.Ask:"Do you have any Irish,Italian,etc. in you?"
If the girl answers know you say:"Want some?"I don't reccoment this line.

I don't have kids, thanx. I don't even have a girlfriend. I used to though. I got tired of her. I had to get rid of her.

I was joking. Usually when I meet a girl I bump into her at a party and we f*ck on the dance floor. That's impossible here, though.

you know espantada, when you come to mind I go to church to tell the big guy upstairs that i have found his missing angel

I don't usually talk to the girls I have sex with.

aw...that is so sweet ragesRemorse.See,Tired Hiker,you could learn a thing or two from him.Okay,rages my place or yours?hee hee hee

Damn that is amazing. I wish i had those powers of persuasion. I mean even the call girls want to talk before getting to buisness

why dont we go to your's. I've always wanted to see heaven

Oh well, Espie. I guess I never really wanted it if I didn't get it.

See,Tired Hiker,I'm almost ready to have sex with Rages.You gotta get some newlines.I think Rages should teach you.

How do you have sex over the internet?

At least the sexual experiences I have are real.

internet sex or not, i think you'd be lucky in any form to have sex with espantada

Oh,Hiker,are you feeling deprived?

deprived of having sex with a man? I don't think so.

Sex with a man?Come on now,Hiker,don't start being dumb.

I can be dumb if I want, sir.

Oh,God,is there no end to yours madness,Hiker?

Probably not.

Dammit.I'm no match for your insanity.

Hey Espie i know u very well! don't u guys remember the good old graphic horror porn thread?

Wow!!

search 4 it and u will c my great role in it! She's very uh..creative.

So, is this the part where I should go to bed?

Oh,man.SLayer ratted me out.I got in so much trouble for that.It was worth it but I was severely reprimanded.And then a bunch a moral church folk in here started telling me off like I was the town whore.Sex is good.Ain't my fault those uptight ninnies can't get none.They just got too excited and didn't know how to calm these new feelings so they told on me.Bastards.Oh,and SLayer had an "enormous" part in it.Hee hee hee.

Yick...

And I never had my own thread neither... It's okay.
You are not the town whore. My sister is. I'm so ashamed. She doesn't even care!!!

don't worry espie, i haven't got a thread named after me yet either

YOU don't have a thread?

I feel so used and forgotten.

i havent forgotten you

Espantada you kick ass.

Everyone needs their recognition
go bananas go!

Maybe that's why nobody likes you.

you can make this a thread all about you Espantada20

Yes, this thread can be all about you

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crybaby.gif < Espantada20

If this thread were all about me again it would be X rated and I'd probably be banned.Dammit,I wish I could do the porno thing again.And just so you know Bhang,that post of mine you quoted was the sarcastic answers to Tired Hiker's lame pick up lines.

Drunk Nazgul is that Kula Diamond as ur av?!!

HUH?

Don't think I've met you, but Hello!

Hi,nice to meet you.You'll like me.A lot.Yeah,a whole lot.JK.Not trying to creep you out or anything.

Quite alright, I've heard far creepier things!

Not that that was creepy anyway, just a friendly greeting!

So wazzup?

hmm that is pretty creepy tho....

Yeah,you should have seen my horror thread before it disappeared.Now that was creepy.Slayer can tell you about that.

horror scares me

Trust me,it had very little to do with horror.