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Just out of curiosity. I was wondering if anyone here smokes, cigarettes, cigars, pipes, weed, crack?

Personally I hate cigarettes and I haven't and will NOT try crack. But I do smoke more than enough weed.

nothing!

You smoke weed , man you smell like a rabbit cage afterwards.

Me don't smoke the reefer!

Well okay, maybe a little!

Nope..I did a bit but kinda grew out of it.

I used to smoke when I was just starting to go through puberty, but you soon realize that's it's stupid and you stop.

i'm not smoking anything, cause that smells stinkable!

I smoke cigarettes when I drink.

I have a lot of friends who are still pot-heads. It's hard to be around it and not smoke it, you know? But I try not to very often. I get too stupid when I'm smokin buds.

Most people do..

it got me through my last year at uni and i managed to write a 15,000 word dissertation in three days.

That's quite sad.

busy three days if you ask me, good work man

Never smoked cigarettes....disgusting, smelly....yeck !!!

Quit smoking dope about 6 years ago.

what a bunch of dope heads on this board. Are you sure you all are just SW fans or do you all think you living in a SW universe

Never smoked anything. Every dope smoker I know becomes really boring when they are smoking. And I know somone who had a schytsophrenic (spel) attack because of it.

Yeah they get so slow m a n

And the worst part is they think they are really funny and interesting.

and they use an hour to tell a joke whic actually are a couple of jokes in one. Then they giggle their ass off

That's when I usually call the cops.

they are the cops

did.......you eva..........hear the............one about...........the priest........rabbi.............and budhist...........well they.....crossed the road.....to get to the..........other side........*giggles ass off*

Couple of my friends just got busted over drugs, actually.

Even if I could touch them, I wouldn't.

Some of the recent traffic in the welcome forum suggests we have a couple of mild drugs smokers just joined, though.

or mild drug smokers just joint

Boom boom!

drugs are bad, mmmkay

And mah-ro-je-wa-na, that's bad., okay?

Mr. Mackey kicks ass!!!

DeNiro in Meet the Parents "Are you a pothead, Fauker?"

Good intro line.

I'm sure naming your kid "Gaylord Fauker" borders on child abuse.

Why?

I thought it was spelled Focker?

It's getting worse.

Is that really the name of the character? I haven't seen the film.

Well, my friends were in court today on their drugs offence. Which brings an end to that sorry chapter. I think this is going to out one of them off for a while.

What sort of drugs are we talking about.

You know, I didn't ask? But nothing serious; the only got fined and lectured to.

They need to attend one of my lectures on how not to get caught

I doubt that; they were very unlucky.

elaborate..........

They met someone like Tex.

They were in the middle of nowhere in the countryisde when some random policeman walks right into their car; checks to see if they are ok in there, and busted...

No car chase then?

It's because they're young and they have "that look" on their faces.

Dilated pupils, red ears, smoke coming out of the car?

That and they're sitting out in the middle of nowhere for no reason... That's usually a dead ringer for a teenager doing something they're not supposed to be doing.

He didn;t have any idea until he actually checked close-up, and then the fact they were smoking gave it away.

Yeah, but the fact that there's a car sitting there with people in it..and they
re are young people...

Steamy windows in a car standing still can only be caused by two things.

Exactly..

The windows weren't steamy. He approached to help them becaus ehe thought they had broken down.

It all sounds very silly, Ush.

A contrived story to give him a reason to check them out..

Hey, it wasn't ME who did it!

Just saying..

Yes, but what are you IMPLYING, Dimmy?

Hang on, what exactly are you implying here? He couldn't even see who was in there from a distance, or even if anyone WAS in there; it was dark.

Boy, this story keeps getting more and more intersting...

It was dark, there were just a couple of glowing lights in the car. Then you KNOW what's going on there.

That;s quality vision to spot that at a distance...

ET gets laid?

Now, would one get arrested for that?

Kids. Just say no.

Maybe he's an illegal alien love slave?

Dimmy's on the roll.

I knew you'd like that.

*note to self* never ask Ush to elaborate again

I will ask it for you then.