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Want a drink.

yes please

can i have a double...make that a triple vodka and coke

Okay dokey.

thank you. How are you today?
My name is Michelle btw.....you can call me chell or anything you like as long as its not rude!

My names lee

*walks in*

hi everybody!
hey lee, can i have the strongest drink there is!

hey storm

Hiya Storm.

Sure coming right up.

hi AN and SG
*waves*
I' ll have Baileys

Wheres Alias Neo

*take drink*
thank you

Okay Storm

Hello Lee. Can i have the same again please...had a hard day

anything else

Here it is.

can i have some salted nuts too please

awww
here, you can have the couch saucy

Karaoke time

la-la-la-de-la-de-la

Or not?

Is it safe to uncover my ears yet/

thanks Storm.

I think so Lee. Thanks for my drink

Heres your salted nuts.

Gotta go now BYE!!!

no problem saucy
it' s time to bounce again
*drags trampoline in*
*jumps on it and bounces*http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/jump.gif

bye SG
c ya later

Bye lee..thanks for the drinks and nuts

*bounces with storm*

this is fun!

*puts some soap on the trampoline*
but don' t worry, soft mats are all around the trampoline

hi

is ay one there

what can i get you Johnny?

hi everybody!

hi who is on here

im lost some one speek to me

helo

Hello. would you ppl like a drink?

yes please, strongest beer

May I have a long Island iced tea

coming up Alias......http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/beer.gif

Sure thing Jest. *Hands over Tea*

it isnt tea

Sorry . Heres your long Island iced tea

but it is 4 shots of hard liqour (sorry for miss spells)

Just drink it!!

*takes drink*
thank you

but I didnt tell you what I wanted in it

you got a Saucy Special!

Your Welcome

Can i get you anything else..a lap dance maybe

nah seems to me your doing fine with Ush

Thats good because we just sold out of lap dances

yeah all to Ush right

NO!!!

Can i get you anything else RJ?

nah just like to sit here and stare at the walls

hi bob!
how it's going?
great!
want a drink?

What ever turns you on!

Can i get you and 'Bob' a drink Alias?

nah the walls arent looking sexy today

Here you go..*places a mirror infront of RJ* Looking sexy now!

hmmm nah take that mirror away you will scare the customers

your not tha bad im sure.

another strong beer*points to a load of air* bob ony want's water

coming right up........

*hands over beer*
Would you like bottle or tap water Bob?

bob says he would like tap water

will are you there

is any one there

i'm here

*wakes up* yes I am here

Heres your water Bob

Are you ok Johnyy???

hes says thank you

Your welcome

*falls back asleep*

*Places a blanket over RJ*

blanket you say???

your where asleep, i wanted to keep you warm

i miss Alias Neo

Can i have a Drink too.
Actually two, for me and my mate and can i have a packet of ready salted too!

P.s: Sorry for buttting in, i hope you don't mind!

lee Keeps saying to me to say to you that" Lee is coming back to take over!"

I know it's stupid but don't blame me.
P.s: IT IS TRUE, LEE IS MY MATE!

hey Lee, Can i be a bartender with Saucybird!
PLEASE
P.s: How much do i get a week!

i don't mind as long as saucy still serves as good as she looks!

Hello guys. Miss me??
Your so sweet Thorn

I never asked to be a bartender....i just started serving ppl.

Anyway, can i get anyone a drink??

i shouldnt cos i'm at work but ill have a double whiskey and coke

One double whiskey and coke coming right up.

**hands over drink* There you go Thorn (service with a smile)

thanks if it tastes as good as you look it'll be woth it!

so sweet

(hoping for a reward for sweetness)

*kisses Thorn on the cheek*

yayhttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/Jumpy.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tooth.gif http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/kiss.gif

Would you like another drink?

are you tring tio get me drunk?
yeah i'll have another

Yep..im gonna use and abuse you!

*hands over a triple*

sounds good, i'll take a tequila, vodka, and a brain hemerage, as well, just so that you can use me sooner

what the hell...i will do it with out the drink.

*jumps over the bar and onto Thorn*

oh i want the drin... what am i saying? *gets on top of saucy and pins her down and kisses her neck*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/naughty.gif

i want Alias Neo

I know its only 09:50am here in the UK but who wants a drink??

no thanks i want Alias Neo

ok.

but have one on me

thanks but im not aloud to drink whilst im on duty
When i have finished work i will

owkee

Bartender!!! Could I have a cosmopolitan *blink* *blink*

Heres your Cosmopolitan

can i have an Alias Neo please?

erm.... *goes to check out the back*

Very sorry but we dont seem to have one

aww damn it didnt work

sorry

*sigh* oh well

Hey you lucky gurl I just happend to find a spare alias neo in my pocket *hands over the alias neo*

Reopening now!!!

*the vampire anoushka slides in lookin for a victim*

Youre not gettin my blood!!!

humph i'm getting blood tonite sumhow!!!where's my vampire fledgling?*looks ard* adaliyah where are you??

Okay have This goat
" offers goat "

animal blood is too thin!!!huuman blood...rich n sensuous *moan*

Okay heres my freind eddie but if youd rather suck my blood im down with that.

he i am lees friend if you really want you can have my blood

No eddie take me.

*grabs (who's eddie??!!) eddie n sinks her fangs into his throat* *moans* bloooodd!!!!!!

Yay Eddies gone gone gone.

hi eveybod, oh , erm whats happening here?

ouch

Thanks now who wants a drink.

me me me i want a drink me me

ha what's happening is that i'm out for blood

do u know who i am?

Heres some blood from my neck oww oww oww.

alright,who?

*drains blood frm lee*

I think im going to faint.

u'll die if i go on u know

Alias Neo A.K.A Mr Keanu Dude!

i'll catch you budie

Im going to be alright

ok

Any next drinks.

*lets go of lee* aww i dun wanna kill u ,then i'll be so tempted to make u a vamp too *searches for another victim*