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Corran
I am somewhat disturbed by Saucybird007's avatar, I am not sure it isn't obscene, after all shouldn't there be some sort of census or is it just me that thinks she has her 'special' toy in her hand?
thorncrawler
it looks like it might be a fan
badkittykitty
corran!! havent seen you in ages!! lol and still a crack up!...I think its a sword she holding my dear! lol
saucybird007
Its a fan!!
Corran
Hey Kitty missed me? (just listening to one nite alone).
It's definately not a sword, not long enough, unless it's a replica pork sword which would mean I am correct.
thorncrawler
wel i trust her
saucybird007
ha! see Thorn luvs me!!
If you think im sexy
and you want my body
come on baby let me know lalalalalalala
thorncrawler
dododododododo, i cant think of the next line bu tthe thought was there
Corran
Oh look Rod Stewart.
The Force
ya i thought it was a sword to
Raz
Isn't that a character from King of Fighters?
Friend44
Is the fan naked?
burlyman
i voted the third option
mechmoggy
If its not a pork sword, is it a spam javelin?
BidMyBlood2Run
It's a paddle, we all know how kinky Saucybird is
mechmoggy
"Making fun of my avatar, thats a paddlin'."
diegocala
Looks like balls swing low down there
saucybird007
you know me too well!!
Raz....Yep she's Mai.
saucybird007
Here you go Corran..to prove a point
Here I am.....
royal_jester
I like ur avatar
saucybird007
Thank you
So do i
royal_jester
Yeah but still it looks kinda questionable
saucybird007
what can i say..Kinky is good!
saucybird007
Back at t'ya Jester!!
royal_jester
aww thanks
saucybird007
Thats ok...I guess
Ushgarak
Saucy's fellow Essex inhabitant leaps to her defence by saying it is a fan.
But I don't therefore rule it out as a special toy...
saucybird007
Yes, it could be!!
Corran
fun fan, I like that Ush. Batteries not included?
Ushgarak
Well, there is only one way to find out, I will have to check in person...
saucybird007
Oi!!! will you to behave!!
Ushgarak
Corran, she wants us to behave! THAT'S no fun!
Corran
She doesn't mean it, you know it's one of those times when no means yes.
Ushgarak
There should be a device that tells you that.
saucybird007
ok..carry on being naughty. I will spank you later!
Ushgarak
Hot damn, that's an invitation!
So, do you like big or small fans, Saucy?
saucybird007
Depends on how Saucy im feeling!
royal_jester
What kinda sauce you talking about
Ushgarak
At maximum levels!
saucybird007
hmmmm........it would have to be chocolate!
royal_jester
yummers I love chocolate
saucybird007
Shame your gay then
saucybird007
Maximum would have to be a BIG fan
saucybird007
Nothing...lets all play with chocolate sauce!!!
royal_jester
Now how would you like ur chocolate sauce...how about on ur stomach
thorncrawler
maybe a little higher!
saucybird007
I think we should cover Ush and Corran in it for being naughty!
saucybird007
Thorn! Hello dude!!
royal_jester
nah you can go ahead saucy...cover them up...dont want to make them hate me
thorncrawler
*pauses poring chocolate over saucy* hey*carrys on*
royal_jester
wow saucy you look very good to eat
saucybird007
Ok, i will do it.. *squirts chocolate sauce all over Ush and Corran*
Anyway, back to my stomach. Who wants to lick it off??
saucybird007
ok.
How are you feeling Ush and Corran??
Ushgarak
I think it's not worth licking if it is not higher up..
royal_jester
no biting who said I was biting
thorncrawler
so why cant we give saucy some fun, and make her enjoy it, its not all us
saucybird007
your all crazy!!
royal_jester
me crazy nah
saucybird007
I am crazy!
Ushgarak
I didn't mean it was not worth it for ME...
saucybird007
*starts licking the sauce off Ush*
royal_jester
wow this day is going by so great...I can say that I licked some virtual chocolate of a woman's stomach
Ushgarak
Want the favour returned, sweetie?
saucybird007
Hell yeah!!!
Ushgarak
Heheheh... (licks back)
saucybird007
Its 5pm here!!
My evenings just getting started!!
royal_jester
Well it is only 9:48am here on a Friday morning
Ushgarak
Thinking about possibilties, is all...
(whistles innocently)
Ushgarak
Of course, we couldn;t explore anything like THAT on the forums... we could go somewhere more personal...
(giggles)
saucybird007
Im having fun here...maybe later
royal_jester
Wow Ush seems to me that u are enjoying urself
Ushgarak
Mayyyyybe...
And I can wait, Saucy!
(hugs and snuggles)
saucybird007
Snogs!!!!
royal_jester
wow this is getting extreme here
saucybird007
*snogs Jest too*
I have to beat my record!
2 down another 21 to go!!
royal_jester
21 ppl wow can ur arms go that long
saucybird007
Im talking about snogs!!!
royal_jester
what is snog????
saucybird007
Snog = french kissing...kissing with tongues
royal_jester
ooooo k I know what a french kiss is but that is all I am going to say
saucybird007
Love it!
royal_jester
damn saucy your popular
royal_jester
this is a successful thread
royal_jester
all mine go to hell
saucybird007
I lurve you RJ
saucybird007
*hugs*
saucybird007
Anyway Fans
Im off now, have fun xxxxxxxxx
Storm
Whoa, is it only my imagination or is it getting hot in here?
saucybird007
I think it was. Haha
thorncrawler
hey saucy how you doing
saucybird007
Im fine thanks Thorn. How are you??
saucybird007
cool. Glad your ok
thorncrawler
done any thing good over the weekend
saucybird007
I went out with 'the lads' lol
Just played around with the cars really. Oh and got drunk Saturday night.
You?
thorncrawler
got drunk lost saturday,somewhere in the aftermath!
saucybird007
Lol. Sounds like you had fun!
Im off out now, if your on later i will chat to you then...if you want
Have a good day
xx
thorncrawler
course i want
saucybird007
Hello again Thorn. Did you have a good day yesterday??
thorncrawler
it was ok, im in the proses of re designing my room, so its a mess at the mo!
saucybird007
Nice! Are you decorating? What colour?
thorncrawler
pale purple, it looks really calming
thorncrawler
btw what do you think of my new sig?
saucybird007
Cool colour!
Yeah i like your sig.
LanceWindu
My sig rules all.
saucybird007
Yeh yours is nice too Lance
thorncrawler
yeah but mine is the first one that ive created, and it was only in paint!
saucybird007
I like yours Thorn.
thorncrawler
thanyou saucy than means a lot
saucybird007
Anytime babe
saucybird007
how rude!
thorncrawler
so common mistake i thought you were offering, for anytime
saucybird007
i might of been
saucybird007
haha. you will never know
Ive gotta go. I will prob be back in a few hours.
Have fun xx
saucybird007
yep on your own
Bye bye *hugs*
thorncrawler
*hugs back* see ya later
saucybird007
Hiya T, im back. Having fun??
thorncrawler
no it was boring without you
saucybird007
I missed you too
Corran
Saucy, it would appear that the general consensus of opinion is with me, do you get through many batteries with your special toy?
saucybird007
No not really.
Anyway, you are all rude!!
thorncrawler
thats why you love us!
saucybird007
That it very true
Corran
But not as much as you love your toys
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