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Corran
I am somewhat disturbed by Saucybird007's avatar, I am not sure it isn't obscene, after all shouldn't there be some sort of census or is it just me that thinks she has her 'special' toy in her hand?

thorncrawler
it looks like it might be a fan

dave123
its not

badkittykitty
corran!! havent seen you in ages!! lol and still a crack up!...I think its a sword she holding my dear! lol

saucybird007
Its a fan!!

laughing out loud

Corran
Hey Kitty missed me? (just listening to one nite alone).

It's definately not a sword, not long enough, unless it's a replica pork sword which would mean I am correct.

NyC-gUrL
laughing out loud

thorncrawler
i was right

Corran
She's lying.

thorncrawler
wel i trust her

saucybird007
ha! see Thorn luvs me!!

If you think im sexy
and you want my body
come on baby let me know lalalalalalala

thorncrawler
dododododododo, i cant think of the next line bu tthe thought was there

Corran
Oh look Rod Stewart.

saucybird007
laughing out loud neither do i laughing out loud big grin

The Force
ya i thought it was a sword to

Raz
Isn't that a character from King of Fighters?

Friend44
Is the fan naked?

burlyman
i voted the third option

mechmoggy
If its not a pork sword, is it a spam javelin? wink

BidMyBlood2Run
It's a paddle, we all know how kinky Saucybird is wink

mechmoggy
"Making fun of my avatar, thats a paddlin'."

diegocala
Looks like balls swing low down there

saucybird007
laughing out loud you know me too well!! laughing out loud

Raz....Yep she's Mai.

saucybird007
Here you go Corran..to prove a point laughing out loud
Here I am..... stick out tongue

royal_jester
I like ur avatarwink

saucybird007
Thank you smile So do i laughing out loud

royal_jester
Yeah but still it looks kinda questionable laughing out loud

saucybird007
what can i say..Kinky is good! laughing

royal_jester
big grinstick out tongue

saucybird007
Back at t'ya Jester!! big grin

royal_jester
aww thanks wink

saucybird007
Thats ok...I guess smile

Ushgarak
Saucy's fellow Essex inhabitant leaps to her defence by saying it is a fan.

But I don't therefore rule it out as a special toy...

saucybird007
laughing out loud stick out tongue

As i am a Blonde Essex girl, i think i should live up to my name and have a little fun now and then!! stick out tongue roll eyes (sarcastic) evil face

Toys are good....But Mai is holding a FAN!! big grin

Ushgarak
A fun fan...

saucybird007
Yes, it could be!! evil face

Corran
fun fan, I like that Ush. Batteries not included?

Ushgarak
Well, there is only one way to find out, I will have to check in person...

saucybird007
Oi!!! will you to behave!! laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Corran, she wants us to behave! THAT'S no fun!

Corran
She doesn't mean it, you know it's one of those times when no means yes.

Ushgarak
There should be a device that tells you that.

saucybird007
laughing out loud ok..carry on being naughty. I will spank you later! evil face

Ushgarak
Hot damn, that's an invitation!

So, do you like big or small fans, Saucy?

saucybird007
Depends on how Saucy im feeling! big grin wink

royal_jester
What kinda sauce you talking aboutwink

Ushgarak
At maximum levels!

saucybird007
hmmmm........it would have to be chocolate!

royal_jester
yummers I love chocolatebig grin

saucybird007
Shame your gay then sad

royal_jester
yes so what

saucybird007
Maximum would have to be a BIG fan laughing out loud

saucybird007
Nothing...lets all play with chocolate sauce!!! smile

royal_jester
Now how would you like ur chocolate sauce...how about on ur stomachstick out tongue

thorncrawler
maybe a little higher!

saucybird007
I think we should cover Ush and Corran in it for being naughty! laughing out loud

saucybird007
Thorn! Hello dude!! big grin

royal_jester
nah you can go ahead saucy...cover them up...dont want to make them hate me laughing out loud

thorncrawler
*pauses poring chocolate over saucy* hey*carrys on*

royal_jester
laughing out loud wow saucy you look very good to eat big grin

saucybird007
Ok, i will do it.. *squirts chocolate sauce all over Ush and Corran* stick out tongue

Anyway, back to my stomach. Who wants to lick it off?? evil face laughing out loud

thorncrawler
me me

saucybird007
ok. wink

How are you feeling Ush and Corran??

saucybird007
No Biting!!!

Ushgarak
I think it's not worth licking if it is not higher up..

royal_jester
no biting who said I was biting evil face

thorncrawler
so why cant we give saucy some fun, and make her enjoy it, its not all us

saucybird007
laughing out loud your all crazy!! laughing out loud

saucybird007
love laughing out loud

royal_jester
me crazy nah wacko

saucybird007
I am crazy! big grin

Ushgarak
I didn't mean it was not worth it for ME...

saucybird007
*starts licking the sauce off Ush* wink

royal_jester
wow this day is going by so great...I can say that I licked some virtual chocolate of a woman's stomachstick out tongue

Ushgarak
Want the favour returned, sweetie?

saucybird007
Hell yeah!!! laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Heheheh... (licks back)

saucybird007
Its 5pm here!! laughing out loud My evenings just getting started!! evil face

Ushgarak
Ooooooooohhhh...

royal_jester
Well it is only 9:48am here on a Friday morning

saucybird007
What????????

Ushgarak
Thinking about possibilties, is all...

(whistles innocently)

saucybird007
evil face

Ushgarak
Of course, we couldn;t explore anything like THAT on the forums... we could go somewhere more personal...

(giggles)

saucybird007
Im having fun here...maybe later shifty angel

royal_jester
Wow Ush seems to me that u are enjoying urself laughing out loud

Ushgarak
Mayyyyybe...

And I can wait, Saucy!

(hugs and snuggles)

saucybird007
*hugs*

Ushgarak
(kisses)

saucybird007
laughing out loud Snogs!!!!

Ushgarak
heh...

(licks)

royal_jester
wow this is getting extreme here stick out tongue

saucybird007
*snogs Jest too*

I have to beat my record!

2 down another 21 to go!!

royal_jester
21 ppl wow can ur arms go that longstick out tongue

Ushgarak
Heh...

saucybird007
Im talking about snogs!!! laughing out loud shifty

royal_jester
what is snog????

saucybird007
Snog = french kissing...kissing with tongues

royal_jester
ooooo k I know what a french kiss is but that is all I am going to saywink

saucybird007
big grin

royal_jester
stick out tongue

saucybird007
Love it! laughing out loud

royal_jester
damn saucy your popularwink

saucybird007
I wish!!

royal_jester
this is a successful thread

royal_jester
all mine go to hell laughing out loud

saucybird007
I lurve you RJ big grin

royal_jester
happy happy embarrasment embarrasment embarrasment

saucybird007
smile *hugs*

saucybird007
Anyway Fans laughing out loud

Im off now, have fun xxxxxxxxx

Storm
eek! Whoa, is it only my imagination or is it getting hot in here? shifty

saucybird007
laughing out loud I think it was. Haha

thorncrawler
hey saucy how you doing

saucybird007
Im fine thanks Thorn. How are you?? smile

thorncrawler
good thanx

saucybird007
cool. Glad your ok big grin

thorncrawler
done any thing good over the weekend

saucybird007
I went out with 'the lads' lol
Just played around with the cars really. Oh and got drunk Saturday night. big grin

You?

thorncrawler
got drunk lost saturday,somewhere in the aftermath!

saucybird007
Lol. Sounds like you had fun!

Im off out now, if your on later i will chat to you then...if you want confused
Have a good day smile xx

thorncrawler
course i want

saucybird007
Hello again Thorn. Did you have a good day yesterday??

thorncrawler
it was ok, im in the proses of re designing my room, so its a mess at the mo!

saucybird007
Nice! Are you decorating? What colour?

thorncrawler
pale purple, it looks really calming

thorncrawler
btw what do you think of my new sig?

saucybird007
Cool colour! smile

Yeah i like your sig.

LanceWindu
My sig rules all.

saucybird007
Yeh yours is nice too Lance

thorncrawler
yeah but mine is the first one that ive created, and it was only in paint!

saucybird007
I like yours Thorn. big grin

thorncrawler
thanyou saucy than means a lot

saucybird007
Anytime babe smile

thorncrawler
stick out tongue

saucybird007
laughing out loud how rude!

thorncrawler
so common mistake i thought you were offering, for anytimestick out tongue

saucybird007
laughing out loud i might of been stick out tongue

thorncrawler
oh sound fun

saucybird007
haha. you will never know big grin

Ive gotta go. I will prob be back in a few hours.
Have fun xx

thorncrawler
on my own?

saucybird007
yep on your own wink

Bye bye *hugs*

thorncrawler
*hugs back* see ya later

saucybird007
Hiya T, im back. Having fun??

thorncrawler
no it was boring without youwink

saucybird007
I missed you too big grin

Corran
Saucy, it would appear that the general consensus of opinion is with me, do you get through many batteries with your special toy?

saucybird007
laughing out loud No not really. laughing out loud

Anyway, you are all rude!! stick out tongue

thorncrawler
thats why you love us!

saucybird007
That it very true big grin

Corran
But not as much as you love your toys wink

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