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I thought it would be nice

HA....I am about to Blame Canada

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to **** myself>

Well, Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that ***** Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

rifle

DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT

Canada Kills Americans every day for farming food.

Originally posted by Fox13
rifle

DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you cant save canada

Canada does not need to be saved.

Here are the facts:

Most of the U.S.'s Pacific and Atlantic Coast (north) Are powered threw Canadian Electricity.

The U.S. Gets most of its OIL from Alberta. NOT The Middle East.

Most Lumber Comes from Canada.

The U.S. gets a lot of its water from Canada.

If Canada Goes with the free trade deal with China, and closes its boarder to the U.S., The U.S. will go down.

The U.S. is dependant on Canada.
The U.S. is screwing us over with there boarder taxes.

The Montreal Stock exchnage USED to be more important then that of New York's, but that was before the city went to Shits.

As long as Canada keeps providing the world with their delicious Maple Syrup....we'll all be fine.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
As long as Canada keeps providing the world with their delicious Maple Syrup....we'll all be fine.

Only Quebec and parts of Ontario get REAL Mapple Syrup, the rest is ALL artificial, even if it is said "made in Canada" Its Artificial.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
As long as Canada keeps providing the world with their delicious Maple Syrup....we'll all be fine.

And Poutinne droolio .....why don't you provide us with that?

Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
I thought it would be nice

Useless BUMP of the year goes to this dude.

Ha I have an award

Originally posted by Bardock42
That'S a funny Thread though....Save Canada...Blame Canada....Oh Canada...my home and native land....

Respect Ma Authoratai!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Respect Ma Authoratai!

Originally posted by Bardock42






Best Cartman Line Ever:

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry *clears throat and pulls out megaphone*, I said, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Originally posted by Bloigen



Best Cartman Line Ever:

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry *clears throat and pulls out megaphone*, I said, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

real best Cartman quote:

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid ******* didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Originally posted by Bardock42
real best Cartman quote:

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid ******* didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Nah, that just scared me.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Nah, that just scared me.

That amused me soo much...I was that close to actually die laughing

..Seriously guys..

1. I agree It doesn't need to be saved

2.Those that are posting, stop telling f*cking lies about my country..If you said that infront of a bunch of Canadians, they'd kick your ass..

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
..Seriously guys..

1. I agree It doesn't need to be saved

2.Those that are posting, stop telling f*cking lies about my country..If you said that infront of a bunch of Canadians, they'd kick your ass..

NEVER....wait, are we on a in a Hockey Arena? ...if not then HELL NO.

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
..Seriously guys..

1. I agree It doesn't need to be saved

2.Those that are posting, stop telling f*cking lies about my country..If you said that infront of a bunch of Canadians, they'd kick your ass..

Scotland > Canada

I think we should bring in all the 'good' Canadians to England, and send all our British wankers to Canada... problem solved

Originally posted by dave123
I think we should bring in all the 'good' Canadians to England, and send all our British wankers to Canada... problem solved Yes..wait, that means I get to go to England..

YAY!

Originally posted by dave123
I think we should bring in all the 'good' Canadians to England, and send all our British wankers to Canada... problem solved

I hope you like maple syrup.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Scotland > Canada

Not in thise it isn't....

Originally posted by Bloigen
I hope you like maple syrup. You're coming with

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Yes..wait, that means I get to go to England..

YAY! If you're lucky

Originally posted by dave123
You're coming with

OK, I get the window seat on the plane.

Originally posted by Bloigen
OK, I get the window seat on the plane. We're swimming

Perhaps detour to Cactusland?

Originally posted by dave123
Perhaps detour to Cactusland?

I suppose, but remember to pack extra condoms. Y'know what those Cactusland condom machines are like.