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write your christmas list here and Burlyman will get back to you..

Dear Santa i would like...
Keanu Reeves

that is all

(i dont ask for much)

Dear Santa,

I would like Keanu Reeves so I could have a psychological hold on Korri.

Thanks.

Dear Santa...

i would like a pair of boxing gloves to punch Friend44 in the mouth

You have to wait in line with the others...

get....off....my....turf!!

Sorry...

ya..

I'm out, I'm not replying, I ain't saying one more word, I zip it, nada, nothing, not a beeb...

so, to recap....

*Sigh*

Mrs.MM keeps on at me to write mine, I just can't be arsed.

Dear Santy
I want blond highlights and a hair curler thingy and Orlando Bloom if your feeling geberous. Thank you for yor timehttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/newyear.gif

i want the matrix phone

dear santa
i would like 100 billion dollars.....and.....JOhnny Depp...and......fairy god parents and a real spongebob!

btw people if you keep asking for celebrities, they arent going to be in "hollywood" or wherever they hide their pretty little asses... so they wont be able to make anmore movies, or whatever their pretty little asses do... and they will eventually run out of "steam"

Dear Santa,

Bring the same as last year but this time bring your own lighter

maybe rudolf should sit this one out, you know what happened last time

hmmm... i want th extende version of the two towers...and some money

I want a elf like legolas
and a pony
and a *rambles on and on*

If i asked for a guy could you get me that

depends (is it a cross between an elf and a pony?)

I WANT A SIG, WHERES MY SIG?

all in due time

yea wheres mine
and no its not a cross its someone i know

hey ive got a waiting list here
omega, silver (already has 1 by hege), and dave(as if)

its only cuz you ddint make me one

i'll just steal from omega and silver, and a D and then i've got dave

dave, use the edited my one, when i get a new 1

Dear Santa
I wish i had whatever i wanted

all i want for Christmas are my two front teeth...
no, not really. i already have my two front teeth and all my other teeth.
i want... a turnip.
and a puppy.
and a tv.
and a banana smoothie.

all i want is captain jack sparrow ... and johnny depp ... and a pirate ship...

Bad news. Santa wont be able to make the trip this year. I just heard on CNN Santa had a reindeer accident. He was going in the stables to feed rudolph, and he caught one of his elves with his pants down trying to mount the reindeer. Well we all know the short temper father christmas has especially when he has to give up drinking the months before X-mas. Well in the wake of beating the elf sensless ol Santa pulled a back muscle,and has to undergo surgery. The following insert is direct from santa that CNN has disclosed

" I, am truly sorry that i wont be able to give all you greedy bastards the pointless shit you want this year. Well i think i deserve a year off anyway. After a hundred years, you al can get your own dumbass shit, by the way if i find out the ass hole who started the rumor that i like cookies, the only thing he's gonne be getting in his stockings will be strick-9. you know i give you all hundreds of dollars of free shit, and all you can give me is some cheap ass burnt cookies that your little retard of a child helped you make. How about a steak, or some whiskey to make the cold nights seem warmer. I mean jesus a hundred years of cookies and milk. Cant you all be a little more original? This comment is of course excluding all my homies who leave Me some of the green leafed mistress."
Your's truly--Santa

Yeah im shocked too, well CNN is going to be running a story on the Reindeer fuc*ker story 8 pm tomorrow night

little retard of a child

Here is what I want for Christmas >>LOTS of video games

..yeh, il see what i can do

well i can think of a few ideas

as i said Korri - they will eventually run out of "steam"

i only want one

he will then!!

run out of "steam"?

not if i have anything to do with it

ook then

...back to lists...

mmmm...hurry up and be Xmas

bah humbug.

dear santa i would like the following:

dave123's brain.

thankyou

i'd love to know when potc2 comes out santa!

iwell its my birthday first so my friends arent allowed to talk about christmas till Hels and my birthday is over shes amy twin

*feels left out*

Dear Santa..iv been so good, so id like:

A Brand new IBANEZ K5 5 stringged bass guitar with a powerful amp!

Thank you...p.s. if you let me have it, i'll give my old bass to someone ''in need'' of one

Whats wrong Korri?!

im just feelin down

why?! Dont feel down...?! Why you feeling down! dont worry...feel

i wish

eat chocolate korri that will cheer ya up!

a chocolate keanu!

lol...lick the chocolate off keanu sounds better to me

see your on my turf!!

thats not the real keanu korri, just an imitation

thats not the point

...it looks like Carrie Anne.... it was a cheap job

i ment you...you lick the chocolate since you've been offered one... by burlyness....where is DAvism?

i c

Santa, I would like to have the codes to open this web forum so I could close more of my threads. I am trying very hard to be annoying and the mod simply won't cooperate.

I would also like to have a machine gun in case I go nuts and want to kill everyone in the office. These things cost a lot.

I am a big boy now and if you cannot give me any of the two I will understand. A hand grenade will suffice.

Thank you very much.

santa i would like some pain killers...rite now too

yeah i need sum to ...mox sux

*spreads the magic*

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the pain is kinda going away...owww mibbe not

Christmas came early in Scotland this year

thats genius man!

*bows* thank you, thank you. il be at the hippodrome til thursday

Nice pic!

Santa, please bring me that Chrismas bud you brought last year. That was PHAT!

ta-daa! i'm here

hmm, i aint sure if thats a good or bad thing....

ooooooooooh Dave is here...and now hes gone agian..!

dave> good for me......not so sure about u.

...just arrived home and there's a xmas sock on the chimney... I rattled it and sounded metalic... Must be the codes to this web forum...

Rudolf took it!

"What Buds?" Rudolf said innocently

Nooooooooooooooooo! I said NO REINDEER GAMES Rudolf!

i made those

i want a magic penguin, please

i want a electric guitar really bad you know but i know i wont get it

well let's see

a lil luck on my Exams, some LOTR stuff, STORM
that's about it unless santa can build me a hottub too

i want to make it big in the acting industry (hollywood,come to mama!!)
AND orlando bloom.if i HAVE to choose only one - GIVE ME ORLANDO BLOOM!!!! u want me to sell my soul 4 that - SURE NO PROBLEM!!!

needs present to get her through the nerves of having music practicals

* hand korri a present*

well i was lookin for sumthin more specific

*hand korri a spesific present* what wud you like

havent you already got it korri?

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*drools*

haha...good one...sum1 give me orli too then!!!

Dear Santa...

Give me some new DVDs
Video Games
A new computer
A new sound system
An MP3 Player

Maybe I am asking for to much...

hmmm

Well anyways I might get a few of those things.

dont laugh at me.... its on the naughty side

im naughty

too right

*thinks naughty thoughts*

what change there then?