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has Korri been a good girl this year??

I don't deserve anything but I figure the fat f... might mix his list again this year and give me something...

patience

aww Burly i cant wait anymore

You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.

but he is teasing me

Is he really? Or is he just being patient?

i want my present

You can't handle your present (with voice of Jack Nicolson).

oh dont worry i think i can

i cant do miracles

If santa can, u can!

im afraid santa cant answer i have him tied up in the basement

mphmhphma

(im afraid santa cant answer i have him tied up in the basement)

Can you finally tell us if his pubic hair is white? Does he have clean underwear?

Santa doesnt have pubic hair because hes magic!