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hi im maya im friends with lara's friend does anyone know her on here its really boring someone talk to me

Heeeeeeeeellllllllllloooooo!!!!

punctuations would be nice

I like it when people post like that because then you don't know when to stop for a breath and you end up feeling dizzy and it adds to the thrill of the forum so finti leave the newcomer alone.

someone got told!

dizzy in your feeble brain KJ

I guess Maya thought that her 'Hello' thread in the welcome area wasn't getting enough business, but to judge by Lara's Hello thread that won't be true for long. Same about the boring thing as well...

*Watches KJ faint.*

Hola Maya!!!

Mr International

You want to take this outside?

Why you want to be airborne?

grrr...

That sounded just like Tex/Grogg

Well, I'm not familiar with Grogg, but being associated with Tex DEFINITELY can't be good. I declare a blood feud between us, finti.

Got to go to band practice. We will continue our feud later.

blood feud? Thats like Vendetta, so I must have done something to one of you kin then

Oh jedi212guy, dont declare a truce with ItNif, you cant trust those no good Norwegians!

rock band or marching band???? and Grogg clean your cave

I dont have a cave, I dont live in Norway

but they have them also in Texas

All they have in Texas is steers....and...

sand, they have plenty of sand in Texas. And did you all know that Texas is the world largest open asylum

Heay this isnt fair on Maya, she only siad Hi and you lot deside to have a barney! leave off and sort it out some where else! consider yourselves told!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ju8st one of my things, songs.

His only thing, really.

Yeah, but what a thing eh?

Hello Maya BTW.

Welcome, Maya.

Hmmm..so explain to me again why we haven't moved this to the Welcome forum.

Wouldn't want to do without it.

?

I would of moved this 3 pages ago

Good question Dim, so why haven't you moved it???

As I explained, there is ALREADY one of these in the Welcome froum. Close this if you want but don't move it there please.

Yeah! what would she think of us than? (queeq not counting )

She hasn't PM'd ME yet, so I guess I could do it. Would be a nice trick to have number three PM'ing me too.

You love the attention.

I don't know if I should respond to that.

You can respond however you like, even with silence, we still know it's true.

Well, there's something else to that.... but I better don't say it here.

I'm one who never seeks attention

You're absolutely right.

Nor do you get it either.

He has to cope with that somehow.

I've just woke up. That dizzy spell lasted a long time.

Not Edna's then.

hi everyone how r u sorry i haven't said hello to everyone yet but i will work my way round so how is every one

a little depressed quite frankly. My marketing test was just impossible to pass, organizational behavior test wasn't much better, business law test ranks with the others......hmmmm............heads off to drinking establishment thread

Hi again, Maya...

Ah Maya, I never got a PM from you.

maybe she doesnt like you queeq!your first rejection possibly?

Nah, she never talked to me. If she did, she wouldn't be able to say no to me.

"smooth operator smoooothe operator
Coast to coast LA to Chicago" -SADE

queeq, how do you get that head of yours through the door each morning?

He inflates it

Even MORE!!?

yup, they just call him balloon head in his hometown

*een nederlandse amerikaan,
die zie je al van verre staan,
een nederlandse amerikaan,
die zie je al van verre staan,

zijn hoofd lijkt wel op een luchtballon,
ik wou dat ik er in prikken kon,
zijn hoofd lijkt wel op een luchtballon,
ik wou dat ik er in prikken kon!*

old Belgium childsong

English translation please

a dutch american,
you can see him from far away,
a dutch american,
you can see him from far away,

his head looks like a balloon,
I wish I could stab it,
his head looks like a balloon,
I wish I could stab it.


I know it doesn't rhyme and it loses A LOT of it's power if you translate it

"Pop it" instead of "stab it" works better. Some traumatic song that is.

Anyway, I'm just stating fact. It has nothing to do with inflated ego, I can't help that I'm so wonderful. It just a fact of life. Sorry.

I'm not the expert here, queeq.
It's a well known song here

Same here, although the chorus is different here. It's more like "from left to right, from front to back, from left to right, from front to back".

But... there you go.

that comes AFTER the line I wrote down here

That's...interesting.
*starts looking for the straight jackets*

Charming to the last.

and everyone thinks I'm insane!
That's not true... ... I take pills for that!

We don't THINK it, yers....

Really?

Nope.

Queeq! your a fine one to talk to yerss like that you should be locked up in a mental institute!

That is how to adress Belgians

No I'm just saying it coz its true!

Well, darling, what did you think this place is?

*checks sign on gates, below barbed wire*

THE ASYLUM FOR CRAZY STAR WARS FANS

Yep. This is the right place.

Home sweet home.

Oh you wish! I'm just here visiting Yerssot, Where are you my love?*I'm lost in the forest again! *

*shouts*
I'M HERE!!!!
*runs back*
I promised you we wouldn't walk in the forest again; I'm so sorry!

Lara; queeq is doing that because he's from Holland (you know, the country with the stinky cheese )

They've got flowers in holland, too!

And lots of them.

Besides, France is the country with the stinky cheese.... and stinky people.

Yes, hon' I know that the cheese stinks in holland, and Tomacco, queeq! I HATE tulips!

Oh we have many other flowers here as well. Thousands of acres full. Just ask Gundy!

I know sugar, that's why I didn't include those AUWFULL flowers!!!!

I believe Switzerland has the cheese.....

...and we shoot the holes

Actually they have highly trained mice that do that, finti.

no its because they try to save some cheese

And rats.

the rats part is in holland only

Thank god for that, cause you belgians would have pumped the rats up with Belgian blue so they would be big as well ponnies

Actually, Belgians serve rat in restaurants. The Dutch don't.

dont eat any Belgian stuff.
"There is a rat in my kitchen what am I gonna do
There is a rat in my kitchen what am I gonna do
I`m gonna kill that rat, thats what I`m gonna do
I`m gonna kill that rat" - UB 40

But I sure as hell not eating it.

Wise choice. You catch on pretty quick.

I am very wise.

Since when?

birth

You think so huh?

know so

How do you know that?..tell us Amazing Norsman

Well I told you I was wise, because of that I know I`ve been it since birth too ohh I graduated school when I was 2

Maybe I go by this instead of jukebox

It'll get you all the girls

finti: Amazing Norsman, Juke Genius and Wooer of Women.. Lets see what queeq does to top that.

Be queeq.

That's it?

That's all it takes.

Hmmmm

You don't believe me? Shall I show you the true power of queeq?

Go for it Dutch boy.

Just step into my office.

remember your scuba kit Dim. You know Holland is below sea level

She's gonna need a lot more than just a scuba kit.

nah its kind of hard to get anything past a scuba suit

Just watch. On second thought, don't.

I`m no peeping tom.

Good. Dim will be so relieved.

got a video cam though

I've got dibs on the directors job.

Hmmm..I guess we'd better close this before I get "caught on tape"