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Matrix_man
-A-Doodle-Doooooooooooo!

smile have u woken up to kellogs cornflakes?

burlyman
yes, ive been woken up by a cock before

Friend44
The cocks keep on tickin'?

Matrix_man
thats more than i ever wanted to know about u burly...

burlyman
my neighbour has a massive cock! its always doing its stuff really early in the morning and waking me up.

Matrix_man
sick

burlyman
i live near farmers, its whats expected

Matrix_man
lol okie dokes

burlyman
when im out in the graden like in the morning sometimes it follows me around (on the other side) wacko

Matrix_man
laughing out loud burly attracts cocks eh....

Friend44
Do you kiss your cock, does it know you love it?

Matrix_man
yes

Friend44
Why are you giving me the head???

burlyman
this could get very dirty

Friend44
We are all doing what we can. thumb up

SilverFighter
You do know that some cocks do rise very early in the morning. big grin




*edit note* I had to edited roll eyes (sarcastic)

Bhang
First Matrix Man is swing cock then giving head...man you sure have come out of your shell, or should I say closet? laughing out loud

Friend44
"You can't keep a good cock down"

Horny D. Vil,
President Viagra Corp.

MC Mike
laughing out loud

Fire
no I haven't woken up to Kellogs cause it sucks

royal_jester
Yet another pointless thread

Friend44
You are right. I think that one thread per year would be enough for most members.

royal_jester
How about for you

Friend44
Yes, but since I'm going on a very long vacation, I was making sure I had some advance on the thread schedule.

Bhang
laughing out loud

royal_jester
Having the most threads isnt a damn contest.

Bhang
Stop crying RJ, what are you the forum police?

In a dorky voice**pull it over buddy!

Friend44
One can never be too sure how things turn. One must be ready in case. (Jedi manuel on the Yoda chapter where he mentions always having a good supply of viagra on him if the "force" goes down).

royal_jester
I am not talking to ya bhang so shut your mouth

Friend44
You might wanna tell him to shut his computer.

lil bitchiness
What the f**k?

Bhang
Wait are you like one of those 10 foot bad-asses that sits behind the computer wielding fury? laughing out loud Give it up! We are online, I have no mouth.

Friend44
Bhang, if you have no mouth, that could really affect the love I have for you. We have to talk all over our future relationship.

royal_jester
I have tried...


If you want to take the OTF to hell then be it!

Bhang
Mouth-filling love eh? So you have donuts?

Friend44
I have half donuts - nuts...

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