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Matrix_man
-A-Doodle-Doooooooooooo!

have u woken up to kellogs cornflakes?
burlyman
yes, ive been woken up by a cock before
Friend44
The cocks keep on tickin'?
Matrix_man
thats more than i ever wanted to know about u burly...
burlyman
my neighbour has a massive cock! its always doing its stuff really early in the morning and waking me up.
burlyman
i live near farmers, its whats expected
burlyman
when im out in the graden like in the morning sometimes it follows me around (on the other side)

Matrix_man

burly attracts cocks eh....
Friend44
Do you kiss your cock, does it know you love it?
Friend44
Why are you giving me the head???
burlyman
this could get very dirty
Friend44
We are all doing what we can.

SilverFighter
You do know that some cocks do rise very early in the morning.
*edit note* I had to edited

Bhang
First Matrix Man is swing cock then giving head...man you sure have come out of your shell, or should I say closet?

Friend44
"You can't keep a good cock down"
Horny D. Vil,
President Viagra Corp.
Fire
no I haven't woken up to Kellogs cause it sucks
royal_jester
Yet another pointless thread
Friend44
You are right. I think that one thread per year would be enough for most members.
royal_jester
How about for you
Friend44
Yes, but since I'm going on a very long vacation, I was making sure I had some advance on the thread schedule.
royal_jester
Having the most threads isnt a damn contest.
Bhang
Stop crying RJ, what are you the forum police?
In a dorky voice**pull it over buddy!
Friend44
One can never be too sure how things turn. One must be ready in case. (Jedi manuel on the Yoda chapter where he mentions always having a good supply of viagra on him if the "force" goes down).
royal_jester
I am not talking to ya bhang so shut your mouth
Friend44
You might wanna tell him to shut his computer.
Bhang
Wait are you like one of those 10 foot bad-asses that sits behind the computer wielding fury?

Give it up! We are online, I have no mouth.
Friend44
Bhang, if you have no mouth, that could really affect the love I have for you. We have to talk all over our future relationship.
royal_jester
I have tried...
If you want to take the OTF to hell then be it!
Bhang
Mouth-filling love eh? So you have donuts?
Friend44
I have half donuts - nuts...
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