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Well witches,goblins,ghouls,ghosts and ItNif's, it's that time again! Halloween is upon us yet again! So lets get the scoop on everyone's Halloween plans. What your going as, if your throwing parties etc.
OK I'll start. Well since I'm forced to stay at home and pass out treats, I'll paint my face like a pumpkin that is smashed and has blood oozing out. In tribute to the Smashing Pumpkins of course

Well, Halloween has never really been such a phenomenon east of the Atlantic, thought that's not to say it doesn't exist at all.

Edna is the sort of person to ask about this, of course...

No trick or treaters in Essex

Oh yeah, but it's a pale reflection of what you do. The kids can't even irritate you as badly over here.

Oh you dont have to tell me!
Ding Dong
open the door
90 trick or treaters on my porch, I was like God, did you people come on a bus or someting? Almost ran out of candy that year! That's when things really start to get scarry
Have you ever gone trick or treating?

Well, I'll probably go to a party and get drunk! Go figure, huh?

But that's boaring, for Halloween you should dress up like a hooker and get drunk

Oh, I'll be dressing up, but not as a hooker.

Well now I'm curious! Let me guess.......Dr. Evil?

Me go T+T? Nah. Doubt if I would have done even if I was in the States.

That's too bad about not going trick or treating
This year I think that you should go trick or treating to RC's house

England isn't THAT small you know... it's a long walk and I'd probably wander into the Dartford tunnel by mistake.

Ohhhh, that's great, a dark tunnel is very Halloweenish!

But the cars and exhaust fumes less so.

Ok, to come clean: I was thinking about bakiong a big Witch-themed Halloween cake for Edna's benefit, but it looks like she is busy with some Halloween Ball then, so, go figure...

I knew it!!!! I could sense that you weren't a Halloween miser!!! Ahhhhhhhhh, that was a very nice plan you had there!........hmmmmmm.... Why doesn't she just invite you to said ball?

Because it's not local to me; that part of her life doesn't intersect with me.

I see.......Well in that case, just bake a cake for me

A Texas-themed cake would have to be so much bigger, though, and would have no relevance to Halloween...

Do they have "Saturday Night Live" all over the world? For those who havn't heard of it, disreguard this post.

But to those who have, has anyone seen the Skit where Adam Sandler takes stupid objects and uses them for Haloween costumes?

"Hey look at me! I'm crazy pencil mustache!"
"Hey look at me! I'm crazy teatherball head! Now gimme some Candy!!"

It's pretty funny stuff. I did that once for a Haloween costume. A lot of people laughed. Because we have a channel here (called Comedy Central) and it plays SNL 4 to 5 times a day.

I think that SNL is strickly an American thing. I like it when David Letterman shows the Halloween costumes on his show, it's really funny.

I don't really watch Letterman, or Leno. But I love Conan O'Brian. That show is funnier than hell!

Yeah, I like it when he does his 'looking into the future' bit! Really funny! I liked how Conan committed suicide on South Park!
I really like to watch Leno! I hate that other guy who comes on after Letterman!

Yeah, I know who you mean, but I can't think of his name either.

Have you ever seen "Triumph, the insult comic dog" on Conan?

No, never seen that, I always catch him doing the lip faces, and I saw one show where he went Apple picking with Mr. T, and just they other day he dressed up like a greasy truck driver. Very funny!

I think the reason I like Conan so much better than Leno or Letterman is because on Conan, they arn't afraid to push the limits of good taste.

They're not afraid to try new things. Leno and Letterman tend to stick to political jokes (which is fine, and sometimes funny). But I think it gets a little old after a while.

Leno or Letterman's writers never would have come up with Triumph, or The Pimp-bot, or the Masterbating Bear. I mean, that's funny S*#t!

I also love "Actual Items" which is a spoof on Leno's Headlines.

I think the audience base for Leno and Letterman starts old than for Conan. Starting older then leads to the up age being older and the type of humour has to change to reflect that.

Also Leno and Letterman get all the hot stars. Conan is usually left with the rift-raft

OK people back on topic!, Geeeshhh, now I know how RC must of felt with his picture thread.

So what are you guys doing for Halloween! Even if your not actually going to dress up, what would your dream costume be?

dont celebrate Halloween with costumes and stuff. In Norway we visit the graves of our family and light a candle. Kind of nice to watch, at night, all those candles at the graveyard.

Sounds very honorable, finti.

We're going to a Halloween party at Tommy's sister's house. Some people dress up and some don't. We drink a lot (and I really do make cupcakes to take along!!!!) eat, shoot pool, yada, yada, yada. Usually around 20-25 people. They've been having Halloween parties for about 10 years now.

I don't think it's the same when you get older..I can't really go around egging cars and tolietpapering the neighborhood anymore..

I can

. . . another thing about Conan
(Tex )

I know Macco, no one here has any Halloween spirit

So did you catch Conan last night?

Nope, I missed it.

Yeah me too, I've been going to sleep early lately.
I did catch Rose McGowan on Letterman last night, that's one fine babe!

You're damn right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!