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Just wanted to say:
got a mail from here; and she told me she missed everyone and I should give a big hugg to everyone in her name

Cool.

She's stuck with 124 messages in her Hotmail account as well. She's too popular, that girl...

122 is junkmail

This is entirely possible... one of them is a message from Hotmail complaining that her inbox is too big...

I always get those. I just need to stop handing out my e-mail address to all those fine ladies

Problem is, she barely gets any time on-line right now. As soon as she does she'll be back here.

I hope that is soon

Well, as is obvious, she's got her account sorted out but it is pig slow and her access is restricted, and there was some mix-up with her swipe card for the computer room so she doesn't have one.

She MAY be able to get a connection from her room using her laptop, but that will take time to sort out as well.

Tell her that we wuv her and miss her too.

Sure. As soon as I can; she seems to be receving neither e-mails nor SMS messages right now. But we talk nearly every day.

As long as the message comes across.

I'm sure it will. Anyone else got anything they want to say to her?

...............................

How does that sound over phone?

I will remind her that you are evil, Tex, no worries.

No need telling her what she already knows.

tell Edna...................... *giggles and runs away*

Tell her you have a tongue? Yes, I'm sure she'd love to hear that.

Yes, Texas the Tongued Wonder..

"1001 Wonderful things you can do with your tongue" - by Prof. Texas.

don't want to know that!

Tell her I miss her, Ush. She has to come back by Halloween....won't be any fun without her.

Certainly. All these messages ARE being transmitted, I assure you.

But when can she be back online???

She's waiting for you to leave, yerssot

Now we have a triangle

And what's that for?

To; if I remember correctly:
YOU came and SHE left.
With me she stayed 2 months...
now let your 'brains' work ...

"With me"???????????????? BWOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You're from Belgium, man!

there are things you don't know

Actually I do. BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Triangle

Ah, how ingenious.

if you know everything queeq...
nah, won't tell that; too painfull for you...

That's true.

She left because I was too much man for her to handle!

correction

She left because "I" was too much "man" for her to handle

The pissing contest has begun.

what's the prize?

The Golden ******* Award.

what's the prize?

"You win a free oven mit!" -Steve Martin in "The Jerk" a classic film.

I can't win; I guess To or Tex are the chanceholders

You're very high on the nominee's list.

Man, I think we're all on the list. We should all prepare out acceptance speeches!

1)Tex/To
3) queeq
4) freeq


who are the others?

I'm not on the list.... I am the jury.

sure you are

Well if I'm on a list, I might as well be on top

Hey! This thread is becoming disrespectful to Edna now!

Punish the bastards Ush! punish them! Make them pay!!!!

I will ask her to come up with a suitable punishment. At which point she will tell me to stop being silly and we have an argument. Repeat every month. This is life, folks.

folks?....that's very Texan Ush, I'm impressed!

It's very lots of things. I think Looney Toons has a lot to answer for here.

that's all folks

Is that my cue to close it?

I dare you

I will...

You ain't got the guts....

Oh he has guts, I should know, I have replaced them from time to time you know. queeq was my very first show and tell presentation in MAD DOCTOR 101.

as we can see by all the scars on his forhead

Ah no. I made those myself with my lightsabre. Gundy gets the hots for me with scars on my forehead.

Leave it open for Edna's sake; it's somewhere convenient for me to check if someone wants to leave her a message.

So this is now the Edna Communications Thread?

*starts crying*
oh Edna! I really miss her! When does she come back?

The sooner you leave, the sooner she'll return.

well, say bye-bye to Edna than!

I think not.

Well, I've heard worsae ideas than an Edna comms thread, queeq!

Indeed. I was just checking.

*enter ToMacco. He drinks a beer and doesn't say a word. Exit ToMacco*

I'm beginning to like ToMacco.

silent customers always get the first beer free, if they are able to keep their mouth shut for the next 20 min after the beer they get a new one for free. Never had to give any of you a second beer for free yet, not even the first one has been given away for free. I dont know sign language so they have to order by speaking, by doing so you are not silent (queeq gets the profit) my deal is to whatc your agony over the bill

Don't worry. I've got a bottle of Jack Daniels

Now, I don't like him anymore.

and I got yor bill for it

And now I like him again.

even if I brought my botttle with, I would have tipped you.

If you brougt your own bottle you would gotten a chair on the outside, this is in fact a respected establishment after all Gives TO another bill for trying to be smart

I write a bad check to cover the bogus bill!

*calls Bouncing Checks Torture Brigade*

finti is the Bouncing Checks Torture Brigade

going off-topic again

Yeah, close it at your convenience, queeq, it's not working.

got mail from here. Problems with laptop; has work to do in the weekend...

this is the 3rd topic that has been annexed by the drinking establishment
theres just too many drunks on this board

It's fun to be a drunk!

They make easy pick pocket victims
*pick pockets Macco's wallet*

stay on-topic...

*Texas reolizes ToMacco's wallet is empty. He feels bad, he buys ToMacco and himself a drink*

*Hits Macco upside the head with empty wallet, takes his 25 cents off Charmin coupon instead*

Damn! I needed that!

I know
*Hands Macco some leaves*

*ToMacco announces that he doesn't need the damn leaves. Then grabs them from Texas, and goes into the bathroom*

I'm so kewl

But wait!

*Suddenly, ToMacco enters from outside. Texas reolizes ToMacco had snuck out the bathroom window, and then s*#t in Texas's car!*

Yerssot, clean it up boy

sucks to be you, yerssot!

*enters the room*
Did someone called Ush?

how is Edna doing?

ICQ's SMS service is down right now so I haven't talked to her for a couple of days, but she was fine then. I may see her soon, anyway.

Tell her to get her butt online.... and the rest of her too.

Better yet, if things go to plan, I will log on and show her this thread, and she will understand all...

That this place is nuts?

she already knew that!

give her my regards

Guess who? Yes it's me. Just popped in briefly to say hi though I'm fraid. Can't really stay! But good to be back on the board again even if it is only a flying visit!

Oh yes and I am fine by the way! very well. Loving down here in London. Haven't done much work yet but lectures are starting big time now unfortunately! Oh fun! So yep I'm pretty hunky-dory except for being unbelievably tired from lack of sleep and I think my bloodstream must contain more lacohol right now than actual blood! I think I will survive though. Missing you guys all very much and hope to get back here properly soon!

Goodbye for now then and until I can get back, I'm sure Ush will keep you updated. I should be going to see him at the weekend anyway!

Ciao for now!

ooooooooh, the weekend.... how womantic....

Anyway, great to see ya Edna. We miss you, come back soon.

Womantic Weekend... sounds like a sitcom...

sounds like barftime

for you that is ...

well I dont speak for you so.....

thank got for that!

Another Belgian divine character??????

And now THIS is just turning into the 'Finti and yerssot' show. In Colour!

*changes the channel*

Ok, back to the Edna news channel then...

She would have stayed for longer today but people were giving her 'weird looks' in the computer room apparently. Don't ask me!

With any luck she will be aloing more often soon.

Sorry, "womantic weekend" sounds like Elmer Fudd wooing Bugs Bunny in a dress.

fow weal

Be vewy vewy quiet.....

is it a wabbit

I don't think you're nice calling Edna a rabbit when she finally drops by.

Exclusive news: Edna is doing her ironing.

Ok, she isn't ALWAYS doing fun things...

Tell me when she starts folding socks, I wouldn't want to miss that bit of news

Ironing? Cool, soon she'll have these fashionable wedge-shaped dark brown patches on all her clothes.

OMG!! Ironing??? Where is the cam-corder when you need one??

Damn. I thought it would annoy her if I posted that she was ironing but she posted today and missed this...

there goes your 5 minutes of fame

Or your life time of shame.

I was even doing my washing last night too! And the washers are dreadful! They have left soap all over my clothes and even ripped my jeans! I am not impressed at all! I managed to find the only iron that isn't all brown and nicely hid it so that noone else can find it and ruin it!

Anyway got to go. Lots of stuff to sort out before I go out tonight I'm afraid! Including finding myself some lunch! Damn I am hungry! Was going to go home and sleep but I did that in this morning's lecture instead! Always the conscienscious student me!

Righteho then! Hope you are all well! And not being too nasty about me behind my back! I know what you're like! Queeq! Only joking!

See you soon guys!

Ripped jeans? Sexy.

I saw that coming!

Duck next time.

moet ik nu een eend na doen?

Sorry about that!
Now that queeq is calmed down we can talk normally again

Calm down???? When Edna's running around in ripped jeans????? No way!

ripped jeans, is there an A-ha revival going on?

I don't care. Slip me some skin.

You guys are going to get her in a mood... I remember queeq wanting her in Spandex once...

"Would someone please explain...
The reason for this strange behaviour
In exploitation's name...
We must be working for the skin trade" -
Duran Duran

I second that!

Well at least I show a little modesty.

I wear spandex shorts under my ripped jeans.

loose both babe

Gundy, you know what I like.

Nope they are only ripped at the bottom and I intend on sewing them up before I wear them again. If I can be bothered! I have other sewing tasks to attend to first I think!

So how are you all? What's been going on since I have been away? Ush has been trying to keep me up to date and has probably done a very good job but can someone else give me a brief rundown of recent board events too?

It's not that i don't trust you or don't appreciate you keeping me informed, I just like to hear things from more than one person.

So go on someone please! Hit me!

(Queeq don't even thnk about it!)

I'll only pat you lighlty on that rip....on the bottom..