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with your pet?

are they the one for you?

well...... http://www.marryyourpet.com/

*backflash to his courses french*

lol who's that sick (xcept my french professor)

I would never marry my pet thats to gross to imagine

id only marry my pet if they took me on a honeymoon to hawii

Sicko RayRay

not to far from the truth, im actuallty very sick, but i maintain my twisted sence of humor

Here's the love of my life, my little fairy tale princess Pienja! I've had her since I was 11! She sleeps with me and loves to lay on my chest and she always waits for me by the door when I come back from school!

I have baby pictures of her that I need to scan in, she's so cute!

Aww what a cute kittty!!!!

That site is hilarious! I can't tell if they are being serious or if it's a joke!

Why the hell would you marry your pet anyway?

maybe there pet is planning on taking them to hawaii for there honeymoon..........

I wonder, if u marry ur animal and there dieing, do they write a will??

I've seen some sicker shit on the internet than marrying your pet,but I won't elaburate.

Well, if you can teach your pet to write, sure, why not?

Why'll you're at it, teach it to speak and fix dinner!

Please don't, Esp, I'm not in the mood for sick shit...

I'm not going to.I'm sorry i ever saw that crap.It popped up on me.I almost threw up.Some people are so sick.I am all for anything with sex.Anything but that.That shit aint right.Those people should be in prison.That's like animal cruelty.Bastards.

Pshh first I need to learn to fix dinner

yeah sex is good and all but ya gutta draw the line at goats

*shudder* *cringe* *twitch*

Okay, that went too far!

*barfs*

What I saw involved bigger animals than goats very gross.And sex is the best thing ever.When it's with a human man.Mmm mmm mmm.Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

How did i go to far?

No, GambitEvoFan did, when she mentioned goats...

You didn't go anywhere near too far! I agree with you on that, even though I'm still a virgin...

Ohhhhhhhhh,a virgin.My ultimate conquest.Hmmmmm...

ur ultimate conquest is to be a virgin? i dont think u can go back hun.... sorry.....

Not to be one.........to have one.To unvirginize.That would be so much fun.

I'm all your's...

Hmm....How can I be sure you're a virgin?

nope its not fun, the concept might be but the actual act is very aquired believe me its not fun. when ur a guy it good but not for a girl trying to explain to a guy how to do it, it just kinda turns u off....

oh by the way rex sry bout going to far, i thought talking about screwing horses would be to far so i chose goats instead

*barfs again*

Quite alright, Gam...

*barfs*

Trust me, I've never been laid in my life! I'm only 15 and I'm a "church-going boy".

But I'm not THAT dumb! You shouldn't have to explain it!

Then again...being a mod and all, we shouldn't really be talkin about that in here. Raz would have my head if I didn't end this little convo.

No but virgin guys are very clumsy about it, thats why its always better to loose it to another virgin, but thats as far as im gunna go this time....iv prolly already said to much

god its just sex, how could he get mad at u for talking about sex? or is he a virgin to?

We're not being explicit.And if I had my way,they guy would just have to lay there and I'd do all the work.It's much better that way.But I think it's time to stop the sex,it's getting a bit too racy.I don't wanna get in trouble again.

I have no idea bout Raz, but I don't want to get into it! New rules set up because of certain people, as the thread way up there says...

*points to the top of the OTF*

Also, little people read this!

Midgets?!

Yeah.

Of course! Or wee folk...

why would it matter if midgets read this?!or did u mean little kids?

Midget's are cool.

*thinks for a moment*

*points to little kids...shifts to midgets...then to little kids...then to midgets...kids...midgets...*

*brains pops*

*stands there braindead*

they freak me out.....i dont like ther knubly hands

Are you being racist against the race of short people?

ne ways i gutta go to bed cya guys tomorrow if i cna get outa bed

G'night, Gambit! Sweet dreams!

I wouldnt either but I would play twister with them.........

Whoa!

BKK: Haha, Cheetah, you lost!

*Cheetah starts chasing BKK down*

*Rex jumps in with might Boomstick and blows away the Cheetah's spots*

REX: Have no fear, the Captain is here!

yay rexy saved me from the flurrie of furries

I got that pic from a site about Plushies and Furries weird weird stuff..

exactly my thoughts

That's one thing we have in common...

I'm off to bed, g'night!

lol good night rexy!

Woah! WHo would marry there pet? My pets are too old!..*barfs* okay I am leaving this topic.

Have you read the rules to the marriage...

one that stood out is "You are not allowed to have sex with your pet."

Why the hell would you have sex with your pet?That's dirty.