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After taking a couple of weeks away tryin to get my new site up and running...im back...and will once again post regularly...

Welcome back!
Your new sig is going to give me nightmares

I bet it will

welcome back!!

Glad you're back. We have some skulls here ready for you to crush.

Gundy, leave the poor clown heads alone.

Let Gundy have her fun. She doesn't get out much, you know.

I need to take that woman out and show her a good time

NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!

starts singing:
*queeq is jealous, queeq is jealous*

YOU BET I AM!!! http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/corky/smilies4.gif http://www.duhspot.com/users/smiley/s/contrib/corky/smilies4.gif

*calls Avanti*Dinner reservations for 2 please

starts singing:
*queeq is angry; queeq is angry*

Then afterwards we could go back to my place and listen to the new Ozzy CD

We already have a maestro here and he sings better too.

....what a great thread this has become....

Not for long.

Hey im the evil one here...

dont argue boys, we evil people need to stick together

So we stick you to the wall Tex

pfff

*gets out ducktape*

A velcro suit is much more effective.

Yeah then we can throw him at the wall

Cool.

*starts sticking the other side of velcro to the walls*

You grab Tex and get him in his velcro straight jacket.

Thinking about it, that guys so hairy he won't need a the straight jacket!

Can I pull him down then

Only if you promise to do it slowly.

I'm only hairy in two regions, the chest, and you can guess the other part
Now your probably all aroused

palm of your hands?

Oooooo good comeback

But NO!!!!!! I shave those palms

Armpits?

Bottom two-thirds of the nape of the neck?

Toes?

What is he, a hobbit!

I dunno. He sounds scary.

I'm a Yankee, Tex. No way I'm setting foot in your dust bowl down there. And queeq has an unlimited supply of flowers to send me. Better stick to shaving your palms.

you loss I guess Now wheres the barbie person?

bend over and I `ll show you

*ties shoes for kick off* waits for Tex to bend for the kick

*informs ItNif that high heels dont have laces*
*runs away before ItNif uses purse as weapon*

ever heard of boomerang actions on hig heeled shoes?

No, I dont have you vast knowledge when it comes to stilettos

Tex doesn't seem to value his life very much.

or he never got a high heeled wearing woman mad at him.

Or even near him.