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It must be infectious or something.

All hail Gundy!

(Hails Gundy)

So, are we invading Russia or what?

Now that's one babe I'm willing to bow down to

*opens closet door*

Have I got THE way to congratulate you...

Lights candles and shots

How does one light a shot?

Never question a bartender about shooting. Especially if you don't know if he has a blaster under the bar.

*peeks in closet* Ooooooo.....simply mahvalous.....I love what you've done with those ceiling fans and that fettucine and those handcuffs. Fascinating combination, darling.

Well thanks, Ush. Isn't it ironic that I was member of the day right after you ? And yes, I'd love to invade Russia. *scampers off to get M16 and mess kit* Can I be a sargeant ? YIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

shots are made up of alcohol and flameable because of that fact .
Never heard of Sambuka or B-52?????

Russia? I've never been called THAT!

No, your more of a Craplakistan

Gundy MotD! Yay!

BTW, I'm not choosing the Member of the Days! The world of choas and randomness is

Congrats Gundy

When will I be member of the day?
A charming personality as my self, deserves to be recognized

Charming to the last.


Good one, darling. How did you know I have a thing for those fluffy Russian hats ?

Hurry it up, guys, winter is coming...

what afraid of a little snow?

You ever tried to invade Russia in winter?

Like we are not used to harsh winters

But you can reasonably cross your country in a lifetime...

You wanna give it a shot, South to North?

I'd rather that than Russia West to East thankyou VERY much!

Can be arranged

I'm waiitng for my army to assemble.

Wont make it past the English Channel

Certainly not without a boat.

that's ItNif's department

Remember, Ush, your room on Elba is prepared.

He escaped from Elba. Corsica is where he was held.

Oh right. Sorry. Now get that hand back into your jacket, you mason you.

I just have broken trouser braces, is all.

Tuck it in your shirt or your trousers then.

This uniform is complicated...

No trousers?

No... not as such...

Works for me!

I bet it would.

Army trousers are a whole different thing from that era.

The ones with the rear exit? Or entry?

Maybe both...for troop moral?

Stop that, it's getting silly...

It does get cold in Russia.

What? *looks innocent*

Those looks don't work on me.

Hehehehehe..

*really tries to look innocent*

I just want the boys to be happy and comfortable!

Absolutely no bloody chance in those things.

I don't know...I bet they''d be feeling pretty good.

No, they feel like something is slowly eating your legs.

Boy..you Brits really are freaky..

Maybe when they let the rats out, they'd feel better.

I thought they were gerbils.

Let's be clear here; Brits don't as a rule, wear Napoleonic era trousers.

Yeah, but how do you explain the gerbils?

Who said they were gerbils? Gerbils don't gnaw on legs.

It;s the bit where they strangle your circulation and seem to want to slice your legs open that does it

Poor gerbils..

I think we should start a foundation and a fundraiser to help the gerbils.

Not that there are any.

THen I'll keep all the money myself and show Dimmy a good time in Italy.

Has anyone heard the story about Richard Geare and the gerbil?

No, but I did hear the one about Richard GERE and the gerbil.

talking about Napoleon Bonaparte here.
You are right Ush he escaped from elba, but after the defeat at
waterloo he was exiled to the island of St. Helena where he died
on May 5, 1821. He was born Corsica ,not held there. Born in the city of Ajaccio he had the name of Napoleon Buonaparte until he changed the spelling of the name in 1796.

Yeah. All Tex's fault.

Tex fault?

Yeah, he called me a Napoloen earlier and we have been running with the theme ever since

by the way you said he(napoleon)was held at corsica, this is were he was born. He was held at St Helena

So he was. What the heck is wrong with me lately? I can remember the people he met there, Cochrane;s attempt to resuce him foiled by his untinely death and his body being moved to Les Invalides in 1840 , but I get his birthplace miced up with his deathplace.

It;s the stress of being member of the day yesterday; got me all mixed up.

It is human to make mistakes, queeq agreed on it though

I feel like Sam Seaborne did in West Wing when he mixed up Kajikstan and Kurdistan and said the Kurd's had nuclear weapons....

And I can say that safely because I know Finti is a fan.

Yeah great call, but that is a mistake US politician could have done in real life though. Man I enjoy that show, I think Rob Low does a good role. Martin Sheen is outstanding...

Best roles the two of them have ever had, I feel.

That show gives me a headache, all they do is walk around in circles and talk about politics
I'll stick to Jackass and Buffy

Well watching west wing requreis an iq on 30+ under this you might end up with an headache. oh and someone needs to open the door for you as well

I just relied entirely on Ush's formerly impeccable knowledge.

I knew Napoleon was incarcerated twice on an island. Elba was the first and then St/ helena's where he died. I don't think I said Napoleon died on Elba.

No you just said you are right to Ush when in fact he was wrong

Because he always says he is. Poor judgment, I know...

Ush just has secret access to Raz's secret central information complex.

Which is then flawed also, obviously.

So you got to stick with my brilliant mind

there goes the neighbourhood

Yup, sounds like our only choice, finti.

queeq- you made out that Elba was Napoleon's FINAL stop by saying that the closure of that thread was 'my Elba'. So you were wrong; I just got mixed up putting you right.

I think its safe to say this thread is now WAY off topic.

Did I say that ?

D'oh !!!!

Well, technically, no, because the whole Napoleon thing was started off by you replacing me as Member of the Day.

BTW, you are great, Gundy, MOTD or otherwise...

I didn't mean it was the end of you, I meant we'd store you there, thinking we got rid of you. But like with Napoleon, we were wrong.




Now, even you MUST love that save.

Straws... grasping...

But they hold.

That was just an OBSCURE response...

Now, excuse me but I am planning my Bavarian campaign.

Sure, whatever Napoleon. Don't forget your afternoon chess game with Julius Caesar.

And Risk with George Patton?

No, Phinney won't be back until November.

Don't smile TOO hard when you say that...

Why not. It was a good joke.

Isn't there somebody here who absolutely loves Patton ? Is it Texas ?

No, phinney.

Duck, Gundy! Point going over your head!

If you smile too much, queeq, Phinney will think that you are happy he is not here...

He knew that <=== him

"hE'LL BE GONE TIL nOVEMBER, HE'LL BE GONE TILL nOVEMBER"- wYCLEFF

Looks like competition for finti. *starts making funeral preparations*

Better to make a snow man with.

Time to close.