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hi pm me if your up for a larf with a girl whos off her trolley

Off her trolley? What does that look like?

Like (a) barbie girl?

Another bit of culture shock from the Dutchman there... and another duplicate from the Welcome forum... do they not like my hospitality or something?

ofcourse they don't

I like your hospitality
*ass kissing sounds can be heard*

I think we need a pic here to back up that claim.

you'd like that wouldn't ya?

"larf"?????

What the hell is that?

Yes, I would like that.

Dammit! What's a "larf"?

for us to know and you to wonder To

Well, then. Asses to you!

You will know, when you're calm, at peace.

I don't even want to know anymore! So poop on you!

Poop?

Charming to the last....

we all see it To why cant you

Thisa worda doin murder to misa head.

I would also like to know what a "larf" is.

Say laugh in an English accent.

Jobs a good-un'

So it means laugh???

I think so..

Wow, how quick of understanding...

Oh shuddup.

I didn't mean you.

Oh, okay

I wouldn't dare.

You know better

Yes...yes.... I do.

I`m not sure he does

ofcourse not

You're just jealous. Belgians always are jealous of the Dutch.

Windmill envy?

No..it's the wooden shoes.

All of the above.

what do you think you sound like
i will tel you what a (edited by Dim) you should stop before you get yourself in trouble on the net you sound like you are up for anything (Easy)!!!!!! so stop
LUV Gui

Charming...

Ok my little munchkins this is not the time or the place for a hand bag fight! put them away and go to your rooms! tusk,tusk.

whats charming
i ahte her she hates me so but out because she should liten to what i ahve said because it can get her in trouble

Even so....bashing isn't permitted on the board.

Unless your a moderator

When have I bashed anyone? Teasing is one thing...bashing is another.

oh! come on! we can't do that? a shame!

Looks like Dim and myself are doing ALL the work around here...

I'm now left with a mental picture....

*Belgian man waving clenched fist in air proclaiming, "damn those dutch - why can't we have timber foot-wear of our own!"*

*ships wooden shoes to Mech* happy now ? Don't blame me if you get splinters from the darn things !!!!

Don't forget to put straw in it first.

I could open a shop....

"Mech's Dutch Cloggs Emporium"

I'll be your advisor. We can sell drugs and rent prostitutes as spin-offs.

Sort of an after sales scheme - I like it!

I'll get the contracts ready.

Ah..my entrepreneurial boys

Boys????????? How wude.

he demands that you call him wussie

That IS in fact the word she usually uses, yes.

Yes, but I use it with wuv..

Since when?

Always *smack!*

really?

*OUCH*

Better stay away from this one, Yerss. Dangerous, VERY dangerous.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...*drool*

Drool? Yes, I know, I'm irresistable.

Yes you are

I am?

of course you are. You're Chaos incarnate.

True. Very true.

hehehehe..*will deflate queeq's massive ego later*

Too bad there's nothing to deflate.

gives Dim a pin.

*ToMacco STEALS PIN, RUNS AWAY*

I,ve got another

*ToMacco STEALS THAT ONE TOO. bUYS finti A BEER FOR BEING A GOOD SPORT*

barman cant drink while on job. Steal one more pin and you end up looking like a voodoo doll

cORRECTION MY FRIEND, BARMEN can DRINK ON THE JOB! i'VE GOT SEVERAL BUDDIES WHO ARE BARTENDERS, AND THEY ALL "BOOZE IT UP" WHILE THEY'RE WORKING!

i NEED TO BECOME A BARTENDER! i DON'T KNOW ANY JOB ON THE eARTH THAT YOU CAN GET DRUNK WHILE YOU ARE WORKING!

lET ME ALSO SAY THAT i LOVE TO GET DRUNK! bUT i THINK YOU FRIENDS ALREADY KNEW THAT!

Stop the capitals please.

sTOP THE CAPITOLS? yOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!!!

Do you know what a ban is?

Don't mess with queeq - he's ban crazy.

You mean the deoderant?

No, although he does need it.

stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirike one!

a larf is a laugh hee hee.please guiseppie if your going to bash do it to my face please you r soo childish!!!! I LOVE BOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

talk about being back on-topic again

You wouldn't bad me. you all love me.

i was doing that to see how fast it would piss you all off. (it didn't take long)

Oh, and barbie_girl, we all love you, too.

Not like that, but we do wuv you.

Nudge nudge, wink wink

Say no more.

Hey! hey! guys, guess what?

Yes?

Acctually guys I think I'd better let Yerssot tell you the news!

*starts practising wedding march and preparing baby shower*

see the other thread for that! *starts to gniffel*

Don't shower them with babies, queeq. It's rude.

It's well on the way. I already selected a caterer.

If you pay for al that stuff!

Credit will do fine.

barf, queeq I saw it

don't we know that you like boys you've slept with anough of them and if you want me to bash you come round and i will whop you're arse
loads of love
and vodka shots l
ive life to the full
because it wont last long if you dont stop the roumers

(Waits for Dim to come along)

makes me wonder what finti has done wrong...
ah! the barfing!

These are NOT rumours...

I have an alergic reaction to the word wuv

*ToMacco, drinking beers laughes, doesn't say a word*

Well maybe you just have difficulties making your brain do two things at the same time.

. . .Don't confuse me!

Too late!

*Stands next to Ush, waiting for Dim to come along *
Hmmmhmmmhmmmhmmm......

Much ado about nothing

*waiting for some kind of conversation*

Okay..this one's dead..


clooooooosing..