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The old hospital thread is somewhere... so come here if you're sick or injured, and I'll take care of u Or the other wonderful doctors and nurses.

it has been resurected!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have soo many injuries. help me, stat!!!!

*walks up to Grounded wearing her nurses uniform* What's wrong?

Asap! Someone do CPR I think he is gonna pass out!

*walks in* It came back, i've missed the HP so much...

my arm is doing funny thangs and everythang else is fu cked up. PLUS....i want a job at dis hospital. i can werk wit da bloooooood

lol, I have no job.......OH WELL!!!

*slowly backs away Grounded* ok, I can help you, but don't say blood like that again.

sorry sorry. i have an abundance. ooooo look at dat big ol werd

exactly what is wrong with ur arm?

Uh, I need a job...over here.

do u have qualifcations DBZ?

Such as?

i have more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i was constantly in da last one.

I want to make the commercials for the hospital, in otherwords, I want to be the hospital camera man.

you can be a resident DBZ, helping the doctors and nurses.
Grounded, of course u still work here!

sure Tired! Just no porn

ooo yea!!!!!!111 with da um b-l-o-o-d??

lol, sure. Just don't get it all over.

i'll try not too.......its just so tempting

*shudders*

sorry sorry-----i actualy think blood is a lil gross. before i dropped outta skewl i liked ta learn bout muscles. lemme werk wit muscles

ok, you can. Patients with muscle problems can go to u.

Resident? How do I help the Docs and Nurses?

kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

thank you soo much

Residents watch and learn and assist when they ask for help. You work ur way up.

lol

i get da muscles..i get da muscles

u'll be a nurse in no time

am i a full-fledged docta????

u've been here pretty long.. would u like to be?

Well, at least YOU did not mistake me for a male. I don't know if I should loough or just wander... Oh well!

hmm, am i still the ass reduction specialist?

yeah Force u are, and even though I don't think I'm getting one, I may need a check up soon.

sounds good to me

I'll have to make that appointment for later tonight or tomorrow. I have to study now

, i guess i'll have to be patient, good luck with that studying, darn school

*Enters the hospital to work another long night*

I hate hospitals i dont kno why im here when i just got outa one....... can i get a nose job???

sure, u have to consult a doctor about it. *looks for Force*

What kind?

I want my nose to be smaller!alot smaller! its huge!

but can i have some JD and like a bottle of painkillers before the operation?

sorry nurse bid, i do ass reductions and other important things, plastic surgery isn't my field

I just got my brain fixed and now I can do surgery the right way...

*remembers operation on GroundedAgain*
*shivers*

Okay, here are your painkillers.

lol, I suppose you're also the gynocologist around here...

YAY!! **gobbles down pain killers**

i learned that somewhere, but i can't seem to remember what it is

im not explaining it.....

Eh, you might not wanna take too much...

Alrighty! Get on the stretcher and we'll mark off the line thingies...

it's a *coughs* woman's doctor.

, i'm a gycnologist!!!!, i thought it was that, i learned that like 3 weeks ago , i love da women

lmao, u make me laugh Force. you're adorable.

Heh, heh.. you weird little gynocology degree-earner...
I hope.

Do you have any time for another appointment?

im not gunna say nething sept u wont be "lovin da woman" after u have a couple of patients in ur office with come "personal issues"

thanks, and DN of course i've gotten my degree

degree from a Cracker Jack Box
Yeah, once u have patients, you're going to be sick of see the sights, if u catch my meaning

Heh heh... gynocologists... heh heh... and GE, you were totally right.

well i know how to be serious, when i want to, i'm also very emotional, whenever i see someone in a down mood, or that has a problem.

Hey that's my cracker jack secret bid

not to mention once uv seen one uv seen them all

i know, but the more the merrier

Except mine.

that might not be a good thing

well, u want the position bad enough Force, it's urs.

i can't be the only one, i'm just one...guy...

Heehee... I'm ur first patient... And it's definitely NOT a good thing.

well, this is a small hospital...
plus, I know I don't want the job.

im just hear to get my nose fixed so i dont want the job either

Not with me on here...

Jessica69 would beware females

DN? is that a bad thing? *starts to worry*

lol, don't make fun of Jessica.

i'm not, Jessy is one of my friends , but she does like da females to

whos jessica69?

A very bad thing, Force!

Now, GE, I'm done drawing the little line thingies. If you're happy with the outline, tell me when you want to schedule the real surgery. I hafta give you time to get acquainted with this new look.

oh it looks great.... hmm the actual surgery well im free now

she is this girl that signe up about 1 1/2 week ago, she was like an extreme lesbian, but we would caht and stuff, she was cool

*shudders at DN's comment*

Yay! My first surgery! With actual knowledge of what I'm supposed to be doing!

*wheels stretcher into O.R.

oh no wonder i dont kno her shes only been here a week and a half

Whoo Hooo 19 years of having a big nose will finally be over!

lol, I am just happy I only help the docters and nurses!

g2g guys, cya later

You can help me with the surgical tools...

yes yes yes!!!!!!

i am a doctor!!!! watch out werld

Bye, Force.

I'm the person who's giving GE a nose job. Wanna help, Grounded?

its gunna take all the help u can get to make this nose smaller

ya. any muscles in da nose????

Uhhh....
Great, now I'm forgetting my beautiful knowledge of the medical world...

I have no eye brows!

Not my fault... it was your idea! Now we should begin surgery.

surgery?!?!?! kewls

Alright, do ya want us to put you to sleep GE?

**lays on operating table** OOOOOOOOOOO wats this do?!! **takes surgical instrument and chucks it at a nurse**

Hmm yea can i have laughing gas?!!

I think you already had some of that...

Can somebody get this decapitated nurse to the ER?

Er?!?! i lurv dat show

Ooops Did i do that.....

jus waalk away and blame it on da rodents

If this is the ER i want george clooney operating on mehttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/naughty.gif

lol..na it ain't all u gets is a fourteen and a half year old juvenile delinquint. sorry!!!

Well, fine. I'll leave. I g2g anyways. Buh bye!

Aww bye nazgul

ya bye nazgul

ME NIETHER! No really..

my got burnt off because nazgul poured gasoline on me while i was meditating over a fire

i'm sure da hospital can do somitn bout dat

ah the vampire lestat just attacked me - i think he just crushed my right leg!!!help!!!(he tried to drain my blood too but gabrielle stopped him,thanx gabe!!)

hey grounded you can be the doctor, but i get to be the Doc

*faints*

*dives over to korri* uh oh, we got an emergency...

i'll help---since i da doctor. i gits ta help da eva so important doc

Just tell me if Korri needs plastic surgery!

idk-i'll go c

???

nope-she doesn';t

Oh, okay. But I know GE does! Gasoline is a good friend.

yes, yes it is

Where did you first meet gasoline?

*trips over huge dead bird*

Hey, this ain't no veterinary hospital!!!

sorry. *removes her pet from middle of floor*

hey - a person drained of blood here????!!!!!
*groan*

i would help you but my legs fell off

ah well we cld suffer together n give each other moral support *drags herself over to korri*gRoaN*

hello, i think i'll help later

but i'm dry of blood now!!!*gasp*

hmmm ok i guess i can help now, but i need ti wait for nurse bid to get on.

I'm on

can i be a gynecologist? i got loadsa experience...

Sure MM, u and Force can both be.. I think he claimed that position.. but u can assist, we need more then one

i should have known force would pick that....

force u dawg!

we actually had a conversation about it on this thread a page or two ago.. go check it out.

*gasp* no...blood....*choke*

cant be arsed

haha...nice hospital - ppl are dyin n the authorities are figurin out who's gonna be da gynaecologist

ah yeah, me and MM are now the head gycenologists ... he can have the patients that i don't want

ha - -any patients yethttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/naughty.gif

hey well atleast you'll get a few...

who's 'you'?

who were u referin to?

oh, he will get a few gycenology patients

I don't trust u two, I'm having my gyno appointments in a different hospital

haha ok gyne's aside i'm almost totally drained of blood!!!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/death.gif take care of ur 1st patient!!

Dr. Kavorcian.. I mean.. Dr. John, we need u in the ER

but but you can't do that...

am i to "operate" ?

'course we can!!!look at the service here!!!!

()

oh yeah, i didn't see that bid said "we"

I think I can