Grape Nuts
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ToMacco
Has anyone eaten this cerial? I'm a little confused. They are called Grape Nuts, but you open up the box, no grapes, no nuts! What's the deal?
finti
To get people to buy their product and learn what you learned, consumers are and have always been "stupid", me included. We always fall for the addvertising tricks. And I should know better after all i have a degree in marketing and specialised in the add world. I should know all their tricks.
ToMacco
Well *** damn! You cleaver bastards!
finti
your signature come in handy now To
ToMacco
Yeah. . . go figure!
queeq
Don't believe everything you see on tv.
finti
You are right, they said Belgians are smart
queeq
Who said that? Belgians?
ToMacco
I don't believe ANYTHING I see on TV.
queeq
Yes, WTC tragedy was also fake, right?
finti
well you bought the Grape Nuts for some reason an add maybe, seen on Tv maybe.
ToMacco
Yeah, I was fooled.
I should have bought "Captain Crunch"
finti
or fruit loops
we dont get them here because of a stupid EU(European Union) rule that also affects Norway and we are not even a EU member
ToMacco
Europe won't let you eat Fruit Loops huh?
I don't know what to say about that one. I guess that really sucks!
queeq
We don't have Fruit Loops here either.
We have Honey Loops, but they're not as good.
LanceWindu
My favorite cereal is Frosted Mini Wheats
LanceWindu
Yuck?!?!
How can they be nasty? Sweet and Nutritious is a good mix.
mechmoggy
I'm gonna have to big-up the cheerios cus they're just delish!
Dim
What about Honey Combs?..OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh! or Honey Crunch Corn Flakes..those are scrummy!!
LanceWindu
Or what about Corn Pops?
queeq
You have so much choice.
Dim
Well, they take up practically a whole aisle in the grocery store.
queeq
Don't torture me.
Dim
Eggs are better for you..you're not missing that much.
queeq
Eggs? They improve my libido.
Dim
Yeah, mine too
queeq
Eggs for breakfast, dear?
Dim
And they were gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
queeq
I loved them too.
Dim
I'm having hot dogs for lunch
Gundark
I see ToMacco has been watching old Seinfeld stand up routines.
queeq
Hot dogs and eggs.... Dim, sometimes you scare me.
finti
sounds English if you ask me " sausages and eggs my dear"
Texas
I like the Flintstones cereal, it turns your sh*t 12 different colors
finti
you`re counting
Texas
I should take a picture and post it!
finti
like an M&M add
Texas
I like the crunchy M&M's, then plain and finally peanuts
LanceWindu
Freeze your Chrunchy M&M's then eat them. They are even better that way.
ToMacco
I like Runts
accept for the Lime flavor. Those suck!
Texas
Really? kewl, I'm gonna have to try that
Runtz? are those the ones with the bannannas no one ever eats? I like nerdz! The grape ones
ToMacco
Nerds are good, too.
Yeah, Runts have the bannannas. And Strawberry, Cherry, Orange, Lime. I think that's it. I like the banannas!
Texas
kewl, I'll send all my uneaten bannanas to Minnessota
ToMacco
Thanks!
Texas
I really love Pringles too! and Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme pie cakes, there good!
ToMacco
HEY!
This is a question that I've fought with a lot of people about. You know Sara Lee cakes?
What's their slogan?
Is it "Nobody does it like Sara Lee" or is it "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"
I say it's the first one.
Ushgarak
I would hazard a guess at the first. What with the second being nonsense and everything.
ToMacco
Yeah! That's what I say, too! But some people are pretty convinced that it's the second.
Texas
It's the first one!
But Sara Lee doensn't compare to Little Debbie when it comes to yummy goodness
Dim
I dunno about that but I do like those Swiss cake rolls. Mostly because I can play with this and pull them apart as I eat them.
Texas
Ummmmm, those are sooooo goood!!!
but........
Little Debbie's Striped Zebra Cakes are better
ToMacco
Man, we're all gonna get fat!
Texas
Who cares? It's the end of the world anyways! I wouldn't mind going out with a twinky in my mouth
ToMacco
That's depressing. But you're right! I think I'll go get a 12Pack, too!
queeq
Beer and cakes? Some combination...
Dim
Ewwe..*stomache wretches*
queeq
Your stomach just wretches when beer is mentioned.
Gundark
You haven't had snacks until you've had Gundy's cupcakes.
Ushgarak
You got me believing you. Can you send them airmail?
Gundark
The box will probably get x-rayed. Do you mind your cupcakes with radiation ?
Ushgarak
Ehhh... I'll risk it.
finti
hm brits are use to it or at least with Sellafield in the neighbourhood
queeq
Send all of us some cupcakes, dear.
finti
radiaton comes to Holland
Dim
Not me...the sugar would drive me to insanity..
queeq
*writes down: no sugar, no beer*
What ARE we gonna do for fun when you get here, Dimmy?
Dim
I don't know..you can give me sugar if you want to watch me act like a 7 year old... same with caffeine or vodka. Just don't chase me then, I tend to scream alot at that point.
queeq
A 7 year old with an adult body....hmmm, interesting. And screaming too..... Can't wait till you get here.
Dim
Yeah..you'll probably dump me in the canal!
queeq
Not what I had in mind.
Dim
What did you have in mind? *gullible*
queeq
Come over and I'll show you.
Dim
Okay...but it better not have anything to do with a closet.
queeq
Well, you see, the concept of closet is so outdated these days. If only you could see what I've done with my closet...
Dim
Noooo..nah..that's okay, really.
*hides behind Ush*
finti
or his stamp collection
queeq
How can you hide between Ush's stamp collection?
Ushgarak
queeq taking advantage of timing there...
Hi Dim. How are you? Whats going on then?
queeq
Oh, is this turning into a polite conversation all of a sudden? I won' t have it!
finti
me neither or would I?
finti
" Stop in the name of lo....ehr
"
Dim
Whatever you say, Sir..
queeq
COOL! I subdued my co-mod.
finti
she adressed me with Sir, finally some deserved respect
Dim
nah, I just said that because you're old.
finti
so you adressed queeq then
queeq
Dim is only 16 you know.
Dim
Hmmmm I thought I was 7..
finti
"she was only 16, only 16
but I loved hers so
she was to young to fall in love
and i was to young to know" -DR HOOK
queeq
Your body isn't.
queeq
7. And I was talking about Dim's.
finti
I hope so
queeq
You better believe it.
Dim
Hey!
Lets leave my body out of this..
queeq
Why not?
Dim
Because..focus on your own body..
Gundark
I believe this is where I come in.
queeq
Talk about great bodies.
Dim
And this is where I barf
queeq
Jealous? Or still alergic to anything SWEET?
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