Why do Onions make you Cry?

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Korri
????

h0ck3yh0rr0r
beacause i told the onions to do so.

Matrix_man
what he said ^

Matrix_man
lol citric acid....

Korri
well the onions made me cry

h0ck3yh0rr0r
The lachrymatory factor activates the nerve endings of pain fibres in the top layer of the cornea," explains Professor Jonathan Dostrovsky, director of U of T's collaborative program in neuroscience and a professor in the Department of Physiology. "When these pain fibres become active, they send signals to the brain and give rise to the sensation of pain in the eye," he says. "At the same time, these signals also activate the part of the autonomic system that controls the lacrimal gland leading to increased production and release of tears."

h0ck3yh0rr0r
i did a small project on this. ^info from website

Raz
A quick google search found this:http://www.howstuffworks.com/question539.htm

Korri
oooh rite!!

h0ck3yh0rr0r
good job raz.

Matrix_man
wow....thats a lot better than stupid citric acid.....im dumb.... huh

h0ck3yh0rr0r
well u tried. smile

Matrix_man
laughing out loud

h0ck3yh0rr0r
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Korri
3

h0ck3yh0rr0r
NO! impossible. it cant be.
4

Matrix_man
......7?

h0ck3yh0rr0r
thats impossible!! lol ummm 3409682086023486043860830830.2
ill be back in a few minutes.

Korri
ONIONS SUCK!!

Matrix_man
yes

h0ck3yh0rr0r
onions rule
garlics rule



the cat next door sux.

Friend44
(Why do Onions make you Cry?)

thumb down Personally I cry because I can't understand all the violence done to onions. Why do frustrated people take a knife and butcher a helpless onion? It's one of these things of society I guess.

Korri
laughing out loud

thorncrawler
lol

Corran
Onions make you cry because like Ogre's they have many layers, and once you get inside these layers you see them for their true sensitive selves.

Korri
i know it was something like that

crazy_c
Onions tring your eyes and then then ure like "OOOOOOWWWWWW" While ure eyes are watering and then the onion is pointing and laughing at the pain he inflicts. Onions are not my friend! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/kwasny.gif

Korri
mine neither

crazy_c
Onions will me the end of human kind! I feel it in the split ends of my hair! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/crazy.gif

Korri
laughing out loud

crazy_c
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/stretcher.gif
They got me, dont let em get you to! Run while you still can! Eat onionless stews!

Korri
*hides from onions*

crazy_c
*Distracts onions with sexy smile* http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

Korri
ahhh there running towards you!!!

crazy_c
*Onions stop entranced by crazy_c's beauty but then realise they dont find humans attractive* Oooooooooer!!! guess its blow-up time http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blowup.gif

Korri
KILL THOSE ONIONS GURL!!

crazy_c
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/nopity.gif

Korri
why? why? why?

crazy_c
Im too lazy you kill em! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/hypocrite.gif

Korri
oh ok

crazy_c
*Onions brandishing butcher knives of doom run toward Korri*

Korri
I KNOW KUNG FU!!

crazy_c
Onions > blink

Korri
haha!!

Friend44
thumb down If you chop an onion, you and all your family will have onion blood on your hands. When will this irrational violence stop? What's next? Some phucked up individual will enter a botanical garden with a gun and shoot everywhere? What kind of a world do we live in. I AM SICK TO MY STOMACH. I DEMAND THIS THREAD BE DELETED - YOU PEOPLE ARE ENCOURAGING THE ONION BLOOD BATH!

Will
The onions are on my ahhhhh!!! sad

Will
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blowup.gif Help me!!

Will
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/dots.gif er... can somebody... AT LEAST HELP ME!

crazy_c
Dont worry 'll teach em a lesson they'll never forget! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/boxing.gif

Friend44
thumb down I would not fock with an onion. Some of them can have concealed weapons. Some are even professional gunonions. If you hold your life dearly do not aggravate the onions. My grandma used to hurt onions and today she is dead. This is proof that onions are dangerous. A lot of dead people used to eat onions. BEWARE THE KILLER ONIONS!

Korri
KILLER ONIONS!! AHHHH!

crazy_c
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/boxed.gif
I think maybe u should give up trying to fight the onions

Korri
i will never give up!!

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