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What section do you gravitate to?...other than the Sci-Fi section..I'm guessing we all go there. We are Star Wars fans after all.

To the engineering section usually for college books. Other than that I'm always on the look-out for a good comedy book - Frank Skinner has got a book out soon and I'm gonna get that for sure, he's freakin' funny!

I'm usually in the film, art or new age sections.. sometimes the religion section too.. NEVER in cooking or poetry..

Biography section or magazines.

I'll buy cooking books for Mrs.Mechmoggy.

(Thats because she likes them, not cus she can't cook)

Film and novels. And magazines, movie magazines.

I just got the new Dune House Corrino

It's out??????!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMME!!!!!

As soon as I'm done reading it!

NO! NOW!!!!

pft..hold your horses

Read faster!

After sci-fi, I head for the cookbooks. Then usually fiction.

In case anybody's interested....I'm browsing through SW INSIDER #56...*yawns casually*.

Cool, any good?

i'm not a really patient reader, so normally i don't read big books. the only really long book i've read, and enjoyed, was The Lord of the Rings. that was awesome.

Magazines, then coloring books and finally pop-out books

The grogg department in other words

yes

gooni gogoo

I read the books that teach me how to mix drinks!

no more reading do I need, already know what I require

Oh no, I think this topic is heading for drinking establishment annex#4

In no particlular order;
Cook Books
Computer Books
Novels and Movie Tie-ins
Comic Books (X-Men, Spider-man, Batman)

I love the way bookstores smell, the Barnes and Noble by my house smells so good, they have a starbucks in it, so the new book smell and the coffee smells come together, it's heaven! Forget buying books, I go in there and just sniff the place!

I like to go in and look at the gift stuff at this time of year..We were playing with the magnetic poetry last time we were at Barnes and Noble..

The what?

Those little word magnets that you can put together to make poetry. Go to www.magneticpoetry.com

Oh...

Texas' Christmas gift to Dim: Magnetic Poetry

I don't know how to read.

Wait.

we knew that already

You dont have to read Hustler

Dislexia have I think I.

do you really think that that's the only problem?

Actually, that's the least of your problems.

Hustler..that's very grogg like.

I wouldn't know. Can you send me a copy?

No! *SMACK!*

*OUCH*

Why not? What's in it?

Nothing for you to see!

Let me be the judge of that.

Need a co-judge?

*SMACK!* *SMACK!*

Yup! That's the kind of stuff you see in Hustler!

A girl hitting (on) two guys?????????

Yes *SMACK!*

*OUCH*

It's about time I start hitting back. The only great benefit of emancipation.

Hustler is the Mag of dreaming school boys with no experience

My sister works for a magazine distribution company in Harrisburg. She gets me "damaged" issues of SW insider at least 2 months before they're released.

You may kneel before Zod.

queeq, you'd never hit a girl.

I would if she hit me.

Which reminds me...

SMACK!

Hey!
*SMACK SMACK SMACK!*

I will have to warn you now, this will be a pretty feeble girl fight... I am not a strong man...

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

*runs and gets fire hose, cranks it up to high pressure, soaks the smackers*

I don't see anybody kneeling. Let's show a little respect.

Thanks, I needed the water.

But Gundy sprayed Dim? OOOH! Girl fight!

If Dimmy and I are gonna have a cat fight, its gonna be in strawberry jello.

Womans wrestling, hmmm nah not cool enough looks for lightsabers

You go play with your lightsabre then. I gotta see this.

No fair. Dim doesn't seem to be playing.

nah sabers for the duell

*kicks Ush in the shins*

Obviously, Dim wasn't hosed down enough.

(Kick Dim in the knees)

It was GUNDY who spreayed you!

So when am I going to get a copy of this rumoured magazine called...errr.... Hustler or something?

OUCH! *sulk*

Oops, she is in seven-year old mode already...

One little kick and she's sulking.... tsk tsk tsk

What? would you rather I got in the jello with Gundy so you can play with your lightsabers?

I'd be watching. But no, I'd rather see a copy of Hustler now.

The jello WAS Gundy's idea, Dim.

Doesn't matter who's idea it was... and queeq, there's nothing in there that you haven't seen before.

gives Dim a milkshake, fom sane Norwegian cows of course

I'd like to see that for myself, please.

But...I'm lactose intolerant...

eh what ever you want then

*writes down again: no sugar, no beer, no dairy products....*sigh**

*looks over queeq's shoulder*

fruit too..

How do they feed you? By inserting goo into your stomach?

Dim- stop being mean to lactose.

ehh wants to do something nice for Dim..... I can beat up queeq a little bit

Okay!

I dunno..I'm only supposed to eat meat and veggies.

and some nice dishes that can be too

Blah...I want some sugar...pure refined sugar!

Finti picking a fight? This may be interesting.

not for you it wont

Okay..come on..just don't get any blood on me.

it doesnt get time to come blood before it is over, nighty night queeq.

Nighty night?
*goes and takes a nap*

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... think I'll join Dimmy.

I didn't mine..but man you snore.

Errrm.... I don't mean to scare you but....that was you.

Noooo..I was the one talking in my sleep.

Ush, that was the funniest thing I've read here in a long time !!!!

That was great !!!

Good. Now get me a copy of Hustler!

You can't handle a copy of Hustler!!

So certain are you. I mean, I can handle Gundy.

No you can't..she's just humoring you.

No, that's just how she acts in public.

I saw the home videos..

THose were censored and edited for a broad market.

Oh ick...I'd hate to see what's on the full version.

We decided it fits better with market preference when the woman has the upper hand. So we managed to squeeze those 30 minutes out of 48 hours of material.

I'm officially scared of you now

Good!

That took a while.

That makes you happy doesn't it?

Happy's not the right word. Let's just say it suffices.

When are we releasing the book ? *manages to stay on topic*

first we need the experience to stay ON topic before we can write about it.

The book? Hustler, The Untold Story?

Reading: bad
nintendo: good

(well, hustler is good! )

So we can either be smart people (those who read)
or they can be stupid people(Nintendo and so on)

Hey finti

i know you are just kidding. but i only read important things. (newspapers, this site )

nintendo has some wicked cool games. play "the legend of zelda" series. that will twist your brain into a blivian!

When my kids are old enough I'll have a new excuse to do that again. Now, I'll stick to reading.

Newspapers are the only source of information, man. i will never argue that.

I say Tabloids.

queeq will need to see ID before we can release the closet video collection.

ID and loads of money.

No COD's either.

COD?

Collect On Delivery.

Exactly.

I'm also working on the DVD. Lots of cut scenes, Making of doc, and Eater Eggs. Hidden away the persistent DVD person can find a gallery of Gundy's underwear.

Even the black thongs with little Darth Maul faces all over them ?

What's this Easter Egg s*@t?

Hidden goodies that people find in films..

Quit swearing..

Goodies indeed.

Anyway...time to close.