Jedi religion

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mechmoggy
Heard something yesterday regarding an e-mail that was doing the rounds during our (UK) recent census. It said that if enough people filled thier religion as "Jedi Knight" then the government would have to give that an official religion status and code.

The census results aren't in yet but apparently the numbers were sufficient enough to make this miracle happen. You can find out more at: -

www.jedireligion.com

Haven't been there yet so I'm off now....

Gundark
Oh no......I was afraid this topic was going to rear its ugly head again....

Ratcat
OK, I am gonna say this one more plickin' time!!!

IT IS NOT AN OFFICIAL RELIGION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad

If you want to know why then read this

queeq
Ooooooh, RC's kinda sensitive about it.

And I always thought SW fans were a lot cooler than Star Trek fans because SW fans don't believe in it.

mechmoggy
Well it was on Radio 2, who'd of thought they would mis-lead? sad

queeq
We need to exterminate the weirdos. They give us a bad name.

finti
I wonder who decides what is official religion, and how do one start one?

yerssot
first you need a person that will be your leader... ME!! big grin

queeq
Will you try to rise from the dead? evil face

yerssot
been there, killed them...

queeq
Show us again.

yerssot
*takes axe*
who's first? evil face

queeq
No, the trick is that you die and then rise from the dead.

*takes ax from yerss and raises it high* Now, you have to do it WITHOUT Gundy's help this time. evil face

yerssot
oh bloody hell! where is edna when you need her???

queeq
Whatever she'd do, it always wears off. evil face

Texas
If there was an actual Jedi religion, would GL be the pope?
roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
Good point. I think so. And McCallum would be cardinal.

Texas
No, GL would be their God and McCallum the pope roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
So GL would be the one inserting midi's into the cells if they are good?

sand person no. 10
I can think of worst religions to follow, good v bad, clear cut and concise, the good go to cloud city the bad to the pit vader falls into big grin

Ushgarak
This one always got my neerves as well.

On the idea that Radio 2 uses the BBC news service, I very much rdoubt if they said something so inaccurate, as no other part of the BBC said. Qhat they said was that 'Jedi Knight' had become an officially categorised answer to the relgion question on the census,. That does NOT make it a religion- as has been pointed out (including by the BBC), these people have no power to do that! All they can do is say waht people answer, and that does not make it so! By the same token if enough people say their ethnic origin is 'Martian', it does not make Martian a real life ethnic origin, it just means people said it did, and the census would record that people had said it.

That would actually be illegal. It is illegal to give misleading info on the census except, apparently, for the religion bit, because it would be too complex, I think.

So anyway, massive agreement with RC here, there is no chance at all of 'Jedism' being a real religion here.

finti
If I prefer to call it a religion I would do so , others cant tell me it is not you are right to belive in what you want. But it is typical of the christian comunity to deny others to form new religions because of the fact they are afraid of the competition.

ToMacco
gEORGE lUCAS IS NO SAINT. hE IS A FILM DIRECTOR. i LOVE HIS IDEAS, BUT LET'S NOT EVEN KID ABOUT HIM BEING A MAN WORTHY OF THE WORD "god".

Jesus Christ IS MY SAVIOR.

queeq
There you go.

ToMacco
wink

mechmoggy
Dammit, I'd ordered my Jedi Priest robes too! big grin

yerssot
You can still adore me mech big grin wink

finti
Just another character in a book IMO

yerssot
and I'm a real one
PLEASE NEED ATTENTION!! ADORE ME AS A GOD HERE!!!

finti
In my perspective on the God matter Yers?

queeq
No chance there, yerss. laughing out loud

mechmoggy
Yers, I find it disturbing that you would crave the attention of a 24 year bloke when you've only recently hooked up with someone! stick out tongue

queeq
Especially a 15 year old girly. wink

Dim
You make it sound so warped, mech

queeq
You don't think yers is warped? big grin

Dim
Well, I didn't until now!

queeq
How could you be so blind? laughing out loud

Dim
It's a talent really..

queeq
Is that what they call it these days?

finti
talent comes with many names and shapes evil face

yerssot
I wasn't talking about THAT adorating!

Gundark
Tonight, Mamma's pizza and Tommy's tap will be my saviors.

finti
"Ma ma ma we`re all crazy now"-Slade

Gundark
I would have preferred crazy train......

finti
For the sweet sweet Gundy
"Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not to late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you have the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeah

Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train" OZZY

Gundark
AWESOME !!!

Thanks, finti. You da' man !!! cool cool cool

mechmoggy
Wow, it's like an Ozz-fest in here! eek!

queeq
How nice for Gundy, fint. Thanks!

ToMacco
Ozzy Osborne sucks! big grin wink

finti
so do you big grin

Sorry TO couldnt resist evil face

ToMacco
"You know somethin'? YOU SUCK!" -Billy Madison big grin

finti
Talking about artists who suck, do you still like those juvenile rockers that sounds like crap...like oasis, smashink pumpkins and garbage

ToMacco
I never like Oasis or Garbage. I liked Smashing Pumpkins "Siamese Dream." And Oasis's song Wonder Wall.

I'm into classic rock: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan.

finti
"Two out of three aint bad" - Meat Loaf
Aint to crazy about Rolling Stones they have some cool songs, but they should have quit by now. Its almost pathetic

ToMacco
I don't know. Their last CD was OK. "Already Over Me" was a great tune.

mechmoggy
Dylan rocks, I justs love the original "like a rolling stone" and that "shelter from the storm". Class. smokin'

finti
I love the "Pat Garret and Billy The Kid" Soundtrack even if it is a bit hick smile

Gundark
Classis rock, eh ToMacco ? Do you like Led Zep ? What else do you listen to ?

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