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The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too.
He'll do anything in his power
To show his love to you.

The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name.
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He has never made you cry
Or hurt you in any way.
Oh, "to hell with this stupid poem,"
"Cause the perfect man is gay!"

Ah, naivety

hey it's funny!!

If stupid is funny then yes, yes it is

Ah, the gentle breeze of heaven,
How many times have I smelled it, five, six, seven?

I can think of no more good,
Why, you scratch your head? Have you not understood?

I have layed a fart,
It comes as deep as within my heart.

I smell the dead rat,
If you get any closer you'll die there, dead flat.

This is the ultimate arm,
If Hitler had had it, you'd all be died before they could ring the alarm.

Now smell my $hit,
As to the can I submit.

I may change my name to "The Poster Without A Name".

LOL!!!!!

Oh shit I must be gay.

lmfao!