Yo Texas!
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ToMacco
Tex, we are in the same time zone, and you gotta watch "The Tonight Show" with Leno tonight. Hayden Christinasen is on. Can you imagine if they play a clip from Episode II? We can rub it in everyone's face!
ToMacco
Dim, you're online right now. you live on the west coast, so right now it's about 9pm, right? turn on leno. or maybe its on later for you.
ToMacco
Well, i just watched it. there were no clips. no information. it was a rip off. he only talked about how he got casted. leno kept stupidly refering to him as "luke skywalker", which hayden didn't say anything about.
finti
Who is gonna rub who`s face?

ToMacco
Hc should of spit on leno for being so ignorant! :d
Texas
Nope, I didn't catch that, I was watching my TPM DVD
I'm watching Leno on Friday, Bjorks on

ToMacco
You lucky bastard! like i said, you didn't miss anything.

Texas
Yeah I sure am Lucky
I bought my DVD at Albertsons of all places

Best Buy closed at 9:00, Albertsons was across the street, I was like, hell with it. It was only $19.99, and I bought some Slim Jims too, cant do that at Best Buy!
ToMacco
I'm gonna smack that **** lucas for closing off eii info, accept those who buy the dvd.
EDIT NOTE: stop calling Lucas names, To! - queeq
Texas
NO, you not only have to buy the DVD, you have to have a computer that has a DVD ROM and an internet connection.
Luckily I have all of those
*slaps Macco for distracting Texas from wonderful DVD ROM features*

ToMacco
*tomacco slaps himself for not having these features!*

ToMacco
. . .
The Stars at night, are big and bright! . . .
Texas
Really? I cant see the stars from where I live, too much light pollution

. Although sometimes I can see Mars and Venus

ToMacco
Damn, you didn't know what I was talking about.
Isn't there a song that stars out. . .
The stars at night are big and bright!
It's in the heart of Texas!

finti
Must be some Nashville product (yikes)
queeq
I saw the clip with Hayden. He looks good and very relaxed. It got my hopes up.
queeq
Hey, he's supposed to save the PT.

Gundark
Well he does have a nice butt.
ToMacco
Yes, I do. Thank you!

finti
butt, face is that the same on you TO
ToMacco
. . .

Texas
He's suppose to play a real naughty boy in 'Life as a House', read a review of the movie, made me blush!
The stars at night
Are big and bright
Deep in the Heart of Texas
The prairie sky
Is wide and high
Deep in the Heart of Texas;
The sage in bloom
Is like perfume.
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Reminds me of
The one I love
Deep in the Heart of Texas.
*teary eyed* How beautiful!

ToMacco
Yeah!
"That's what I'm talking about" -slayter from Dazed and Confuzed
ToMacco
Where the hell are you, Tex? I'm the only one online!

finti
Kind of a redneck mood in here now
Texas
Finti->The classic poster child for racist Norwegians
finti
if the Norwegians racist used my picture, just for the case of this discussion, I would have kicked their ass multiple times and then I would have done it all over again. Cant stand racists, f****** cowards and low iqed fools
Texas
Wow Finti, you sound tense. Under stress?
Well dont worry my friend. This will calm and relax you:
http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/elektra/bjork/bjork6.jpg Bjork - 2001

Dont mess with me

finti
oh great picture of a retard
yerssot
She killed the swan!
finti
cause she is a retard
Texas
Finti's just jealous cause he lost his swan dress

Texas
you stole it

finti
No Texas but you associated me with racists. Those people are not my kind by far.
yerssot
ofcourse I stole it! You paided a lot of money remember?
Texas
I do apologize. Can you forgive a red-neck hick like me?
finti
Sure Tex no sweat, Im gonna have to kick your ass over it though but you knew that right.
Set sail fof galveston

Texas
Kewl, sail on down, we can listen to my Bjork albums and discuss the great bands of the 90's.

King Jedi
Was that one of those famous alien pictures from the Roswell crash?
Texas
She does look like an alien in that pic doesn't she?

yerssot
leave the swan alone!
ToMacco
What's up with Bjork and swans?

Texas
She is being 'one' with the swan. She lives in NYC and every day last May she would put on a swan dress, get into a row boat and row in that big lake in Central Park. As if she were one of the swans on the lake.

Texas
She's not going to get her designer swan dresses all wet Yerssot! Besides, would you go swimming in a lake in the middle of NYC? I think not!
yerssot
espaccially when I heared that there was a croc in it!
ToMacco
A month dressed like a swan?
What a wierdo.
Texas
She's not a weirdo
She was just getting in touch with her 'bird side'

Texas
At least her teachers never went on strike

yerssot
at least????
I would feel sorry for her!
Texas
She should sing for your striking teachers, they would be so moved by her beautiful voice, that they would come back to teaching

ToMacco
When God was handing out brains, Bjork must have been out taking a crap.

yerssot
but then I would say they are ynder-payed and they would strike again...
Texas
You take craps!!! Bjork has bowel movements
I demand that you show a little more respect during 'Bjork Appreciation Week'
You Blegians are rich, pay your teachers for christ sakes
I think ToMacco is going to have to go up there and start slapping some people

ToMacco
With pleasure!

yerssot
Ah! I see! Those Blegians stole our money! Where are they?
Let's smack them!
ToMacco
*ToMacco puts on his smacking glove*
finti
ahh actually it is your I wanna be Michael Jacson glove
ToMacco
Michael Jackson rules.
He's a pervert, but he's a good artist, nontheless.
finti
His kit face is melting though
Lara
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Gundark
Now wait a minute. I don't know any white person who is the color Michael Jackson is right now. What color is that ?
finti
off white

Lara
you mean like cream thats passed it's use by date?
finti
yeah and he smells like it too.

Texas
MJ never molested those kids

It was one big setup to extort money from him

Texas
He really cares about children, his own childhood was robbed from him, so he likes to surround himself with children. I'm telling you, it was all a setup!
finti
Well molesters cares too....
Texas
Those kids parents set the whole thing up!
finti
sure they did

Texas
but they did, oh well! MJ from the 80's, I'm surprised your not a fan

finti
So you are a fan off all bands from the 90`s then
Texas
No, but you like all those cheesy 80's people, so I just figured

finti
You got a crush on MJ there Texas

No I dont like 90% of the 80`s music Im more found of the 70`s music
Texas
Ewwww, No I dont!

You wish MJ would give you a ride on his rollercoaster
70's bands!!!! That's even worse!
The 60's!, now that's another story

finti
You just keep to your Lego bands Tex
Texas
I really in a runt! No good bands touring currently!

finti
Keep to the Lego then
ToMacco
If Michael Jackson didn't molest that kid, then why did he give him millions of dollars to not press charges?
Didn't Michael Jackson buy the Elephant Man's remains?
Ushgarak
Better than than go through a bloody court case! Far worse for him in the long run.
Texas
Why would the parents accept the millions of dollars? If there kids were mollested, no amount of money would suffice, I'd see to it that the bastard was locked up or killed. They took the dough and you haven't heard a peep from them since. I really believe that he was set-up.

ToMacco
Ah, who cares?
Anyway, what about that Elephant man thing?
Texas
He's doesn't have The Elephant Mans remains, I do

Lara
Who remembers Chris Deber?
ToMacco
. . . WHAT?!

Lara
Chris Deber..........."Lady in Red"?
finti
I think you mean this one Lara
"The lady in red is dancing with me
Cheek to cheek
There's nobody here
It's just you and me
It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never forget the way you look tonight" Chris de Burgh
Lara
Yes, thats it. I didnt know how to spell his name but any way that song was No. 1 the day I was born.

Gundark
Well I liked a lot of the cheesey 80's bands. But I graduated high school in 81, so I actually grew up on more of the 70's stuff.
Fortunately we have finti to cover everything.

finti
amen to that

Lara
*spins around on chair and prays to god that something interesting happens soon*

yerssot
*enters room*
Did anyone called me?
finti
no she prayed for something interesting. She doesnt got a clue

yerssot
oh

, I'll be leaving then....
finti
No you might be fun Yers

ToMacco
*ToMacco enters room with new case of beer. Opens it and passes them out.* Now that's interesting!

finti
yeah interesting how finti and queeq throws you on your ass out. Dont try bringing your own beverages into our fine establishment. To gets pinned to a chair in the corner right under the dart board

queeq
Okay that does it.
Hehehehe. Anyway, over 100 and definately off topic... I guess.
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