Yo Texas!

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ToMacco
Tex, we are in the same time zone, and you gotta watch "The Tonight Show" with Leno tonight. Hayden Christinasen is on. Can you imagine if they play a clip from Episode II? We can rub it in everyone's face!

ToMacco
Dim, you're online right now. you live on the west coast, so right now it's about 9pm, right? turn on leno. or maybe its on later for you.

ToMacco
Well, i just watched it. there were no clips. no information. it was a rip off. he only talked about how he got casted. leno kept stupidly refering to him as "luke skywalker", which hayden didn't say anything about.

finti
Who is gonna rub who`s face? big grin

ToMacco
Hc should of spit on leno for being so ignorant! :d

Texas
Nope, I didn't catch that, I was watching my TPM DVD big grin
I'm watching Leno on Friday, Bjorks on smokin'

ToMacco
You lucky bastard! like i said, you didn't miss anything. sad

Texas
Yeah I sure am Lucky smokin'
I bought my DVD at Albertsons of all places embarrasment Best Buy closed at 9:00, Albertsons was across the street, I was like, hell with it. It was only $19.99, and I bought some Slim Jims too, cant do that at Best Buy!

ToMacco
I'm gonna smack that **** lucas for closing off eii info, accept those who buy the dvd.

EDIT NOTE: stop calling Lucas names, To! - queeq

Texas
NO, you not only have to buy the DVD, you have to have a computer that has a DVD ROM and an internet connection. roll eyes (sarcastic)
Luckily I have all of those smokin'
*slaps Macco for distracting Texas from wonderful DVD ROM features* big grin

ToMacco
*tomacco slaps himself for not having these features!* wink

ToMacco
. . . smile
The Stars at night, are big and bright! . . .

Texas
Really? I cant see the stars from where I live, too much light pollutionsad . Although sometimes I can see Mars and Venus smile

ToMacco
Damn, you didn't know what I was talking about.

Isn't there a song that stars out. . .

The stars at night are big and bright!
It's in the heart of Texas!
confused confused

finti
Must be some Nashville product (yikes)

ToMacco
laughing out loud

queeq
I saw the clip with Hayden. He looks good and very relaxed. It got my hopes up.

finti
why you crusing for a piece of ass. big grin evil face embarrasment

queeq
Hey, he's supposed to save the PT. big grin

Gundark
Well he does have a nice butt.

ToMacco
Yes, I do. Thank you! big grin wink

finti
butt, face is that the same on you TO

ToMacco
. . . confused

Texas
He's suppose to play a real naughty boy in 'Life as a House', read a review of the movie, made me blush! embarrasment

The stars at night
Are big and bright
Deep in the Heart of Texas
The prairie sky
Is wide and high
Deep in the Heart of Texas;
The sage in bloom
Is like perfume.
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Reminds me of
The one I love
Deep in the Heart of Texas.

*teary eyed* How beautiful!big grin

ToMacco
Yeah!

"That's what I'm talking about" -slayter from Dazed and Confuzed

ToMacco
Where the hell are you, Tex? I'm the only one online! sad

finti
Kind of a redneck mood in here now

Texas
Finti->The classic poster child for racist Norwegians

finti
if the Norwegians racist used my picture, just for the case of this discussion, I would have kicked their ass multiple times and then I would have done it all over again. Cant stand racists, f****** cowards and low iqed fools

Texas
Wow Finti, you sound tense. Under stress?
Well dont worry my friend. This will calm and relax you:
http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/elektra/bjork/bjork6.jpg Bjork - 2001

stick out tongue stick out tongue stick out tongue Dont mess with me smokin'

finti
oh great picture of a retard

Texas
Genius

yerssot
She killed the swan!

finti
cause she is a retard

Texas
Finti's just jealous cause he lost his swan dress stick out tongue

yerssot
to you...

Texas
you stole it stick out tongue

finti
No Texas but you associated me with racists. Those people are not my kind by far.

yerssot
ofcourse I stole it! You paided a lot of money remember?

Texas
I do apologize. Can you forgive a red-neck hick like me?

finti
Sure Tex no sweat, Im gonna have to kick your ass over it though but you knew that right. big grin
Set sail fof galveston evil face

Texas
Kewl, sail on down, we can listen to my Bjork albums and discuss the great bands of the 90's. wink

King Jedi
Was that one of those famous alien pictures from the Roswell crash?

Texas
She does look like an alien in that pic doesn't she? cool

yerssot
leave the swan alone!

ToMacco
What's up with Bjork and swans? confused

Texas
She is being 'one' with the swan. She lives in NYC and every day last May she would put on a swan dress, get into a row boat and row in that big lake in Central Park. As if she were one of the swans on the lake. smokin'

yerssot
she can't swim?

Texas
She's not going to get her designer swan dresses all wet Yerssot! Besides, would you go swimming in a lake in the middle of NYC? I think not!

yerssot
espaccially when I heared that there was a croc in it!

ToMacco
A month dressed like a swan?

What a wierdo.

Texas
mad
She's not a weirdo roll eyes (sarcastic)
She was just getting in touch with her 'bird side' big grin

yerssot
*coughs*
weirdo!

Texas
At least her teachers never went on strike stick out tongue

yerssot
at least????
I would feel sorry for her!

Texas
She should sing for your striking teachers, they would be so moved by her beautiful voice, that they would come back to teaching cool

ToMacco
When God was handing out brains, Bjork must have been out taking a crap. big grin

yerssot
but then I would say they are ynder-payed and they would strike again...

Texas
mad
You take craps!!! Bjork has bowel movements roll eyes (sarcastic)

I demand that you show a little more respect during 'Bjork Appreciation Week' roll eyes (sarcastic)

You Blegians are rich, pay your teachers for christ sakes mad
I think ToMacco is going to have to go up there and start slapping some people big grin

ToMacco
With pleasure! big grin evil face

yerssot
Ah! I see! Those Blegians stole our money! Where are they?
Let's smack them!

ToMacco
*ToMacco puts on his smacking glove*

finti
ahh actually it is your I wanna be Michael Jacson glove

ToMacco
Michael Jackson rules.

He's a pervert, but he's a good artist, nontheless.

finti
His kit face is melting though

ToMacco
Very true. He once was black, and now he's white! sad confused confused

Lara
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......................................... confused

Gundark
Now wait a minute. I don't know any white person who is the color Michael Jackson is right now. What color is that ?

finti
off white laughing out loud

Lara
you mean like cream thats passed it's use by date?

finti
yeah and he smells like it too. big grin

Texas
MJ never molested those kids roll eyes (sarcastic) It was one big setup to extort money from him roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
hmmmm i dont know

Texas
He really cares about children, his own childhood was robbed from him, so he likes to surround himself with children. I'm telling you, it was all a setup!

finti
Well molesters cares too....

Texas
Those kids parents set the whole thing up!

finti
sure they did roll eyes (sarcastic)

Texas
but they did, oh well! MJ from the 80's, I'm surprised your not a fan roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
So you are a fan off all bands from the 90`s then

Texas
No, but you like all those cheesy 80's people, so I just figured roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
You got a crush on MJ there Texas big grin No I dont like 90% of the 80`s music Im more found of the 70`s music

Texas
Ewwww, No I dont! mad You wish MJ would give you a ride on his rollercoaster stick out tongue
70's bands!!!! That's even worse!
The 60's!, now that's another story smokin'

finti
You just keep to your Lego bands Tex

Texas
I really in a runt! No good bands touring currently! sad

finti
Keep to the Lego then

ToMacco
If Michael Jackson didn't molest that kid, then why did he give him millions of dollars to not press charges?

Didn't Michael Jackson buy the Elephant Man's remains?

Ushgarak
Better than than go through a bloody court case! Far worse for him in the long run.

Texas
Why would the parents accept the millions of dollars? If there kids were mollested, no amount of money would suffice, I'd see to it that the bastard was locked up or killed. They took the dough and you haven't heard a peep from them since. I really believe that he was set-up. sad

ToMacco
Ah, who cares?

Anyway, what about that Elephant man thing?

Texas
He's doesn't have The Elephant Mans remains, I do smokin'

ToMacco
eek! eek!

Lara
Who remembers Chris Deber?

ToMacco
. . . WHAT?! confused

Lara
Chris Deber..........."Lady in Red"?

finti
I think you mean this one Lara
"The lady in red is dancing with me
Cheek to cheek
There's nobody here
It's just you and me
It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never forget the way you look tonight" Chris de Burgh

Lara
Yes, thats it. I didnt know how to spell his name but any way that song was No. 1 the day I was born.smile

Gundark
Well I liked a lot of the cheesey 80's bands. But I graduated high school in 81, so I actually grew up on more of the 70's stuff.

Fortunately we have finti to cover everything. cool

Lara
laughing out loud laughing out loud Know-it-all-Finti!laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

finti
amen to thatbig grin

Lara
roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
As Ush says: Finti is the manbig grin big grin cool

Lara
*spins around on chair and prays to god that something interesting happens soon*sad

yerssot
*enters room*
Did anyone called me?

finti
no she prayed for something interesting. She doesnt got a cluebig grin

yerssot
oh sad , I'll be leaving then....

finti
No you might be fun Yersevil face

yerssot
as always...

ToMacco
*ToMacco enters room with new case of beer. Opens it and passes them out.* Now that's interesting!smokin'

finti
yeah interesting how finti and queeq throws you on your ass out. Dont try bringing your own beverages into our fine establishment. To gets pinned to a chair in the corner right under the dart boardevil face

queeq
Okay that does it.


Hehehehe. Anyway, over 100 and definately off topic... I guess.

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