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Hi Guys, Yerssot and I have some news.
DONT we YERSSOT?
Go on you tell them, I'm too embarrased!

Oh dear, Deja Vou (sp)

*practises wedding march and prepares baby shower*

See! Look what you've done now!!!

*turns red*

Well...euh,... we... have to...say that,... you know... we..we are...you know... What I want to say... Lara and ... you know me...we are a ... you know... a couple... you know?

'The triupmh of Hope over Experience'

That was Groucho Marx talking about second marriage, but I think it equally occurs for queeq's endless quest for a forum wedding.

Anyway. be careful, you two crazy kids... hope you stay happy!

My wedding preps are certain to screw up ANY relationship.

GUNDY! We have work to do.

*slaps queeq*
no you wont!

How can you be a couple when one is in Belgium and the other England. And you've never met, or am I wrong?

*sets up catering tables*

What color do you want your pram to be?

Yerssot needs a pram?

Why else do you think they have to get married?

does it mather where someone lives? So bassicly everybody has to stay in his own country?

Did I say that?

Personally, I dont know what Lara see's in him

I can think of a reason and a song
"Hey little sister what have you done
Hey little sister who's the only one
Hey little sister who's your superman
Hey little sister who's the one you want
Hey little sister shot gun!
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again." -
Billy Idol

don't play smart on me; missie!

Who sang "puppy love"?

That was the theme song for 'Bride of Chuckie', what does that tell you?

Soon yerssot and Lara will be experimenting with cybersex.

It's the safest kind. As long as you plug in the right place.

and queeq is jalous!
finti are you implying something?

yerssot doesn't know how to have cybersex

I think cleaning the suits is a messy job.

I don't believe they announced it. I only tentatively announced that Edna and myself had bothered to meet, and that was it...

The Osmunds.

Well, 'sang', anyway.

Finti you never fail.

Tex, you don't know how to grow up

Hey its me

okok, you're also a little child

I was refering to KJ, junior

Pay attention, yerss.

than it's ok; grandpa

"The boy with the thorn in his side,
behind the hatred there lies,
a murderous desire for,
lo...ve" - The Smiths


Theyr'es a new king of kareoke in town.

Pushing it...

who? king jedi?

No. Pay attention, yerss!

you do kareoke and I`ll do the real stuff

Okay. I have to go find some daffodils.

Oh No! The thought of a little yerssot or lara running aound makes me sick! Don't do it! I'll kill myself!

Finti:

more reason to do so!

Don't worry guys. I'm sure yerss will get arrested for doing that to a minor.

I'll come back and haunt you. I'll steal your children, like in Blair Witch.

*slaps To*
GET A LIFE

Oh boy...

Now you've done it. You've awoken Dim.

*ToMacco smacks yerssot back in front of his wife*

wife?
we are not THAT far!
and please! come on! show some sympathy!

I have a lot of sympathy for Lara.

that's more like it

I don't have sympathy for Lara. She should know better!

little child!

Okay, finti killed the minister so you'll have to do with a civil servant.

Wheres the wedding strippers?

that's your department and I don't want them!

Well looks like we have the boards 4th couple. What will they name the kid ? Larsott ? Jar-Jar Jr. ? Goathead boy ?

come on! how old are you all? MENTALLY SPEAKING

Since queeq isn't here, I'll speak for him......ummmmmm, like, 3 ?

I'm always here. My home this is.

And you're too kind dear, it's 2 actually.

figures...

Of course. I wouldn't make it complicated for you.

you as in Gundark?

Don't even allow the name of the woman I love to come forth from your mouth.

*picks up nails on floor* You must really must stop spitting this out, dear. It took me forever to sew them in there you know.

I picked them out of my mouth. I decided to go with airplane wire from now on. *opens mouth* See! Did it myself.

*looks in queeq's mouth* Ooooooo.....nice job. In fact, it makes me feel like.....like.......PERFORMING PAINFUL DENTISTRY !!!!

*sigh*

What's airplane wire?

*unlocks clips of jaw, takes it out and gives it to Gundy*

Okay, enjoy.

*sits and waits for an answer*

Oh sorry, we posted at the same time there.

THe airplane wired to keep my cracked jaw bones together. Sometimes in the closet Gundy can be a little rough.

So...could your jaw fall off?

Not after Gundy fixes it.

That sounds...scary.

Of course.

OOOOOOOOOooh..I see..you're TRYING to scare me..pfttttttttt!!!

You really have to patch that hole. THis deflating will make you very small.

That would be fine..you could fit me in your pocket and take me around with you..

Cool.... When are you small enough to fit in an envelope?

WEll..at that sized I can fit into a padded one.

When will I get the package? Don't forget to make some airholes.

The happy couple - Well done, hope your happy

Gundy - "Goathead boy"

queeq - Still not sure what this elusive "airplane wire" consists of?

It doesn't consist of anything. Just airplane wire, strong as hell.

How are you going to return me to my original size?

I didn't know I had to do that. Can't you just stay small? In my pocket?

I could...but there's not much for me to do then except for play with your change.

My change always falls through the hole in my pocket.

Why do you have a hole in your pocket?..Sew it up!

*picks up ringing phone* Dimmy dear, its your agent.....they want you to read a script for "Fantastic Voyage: 2002".

Voyage to Norway

We'll minaturize you too, finti. You can swim around in queeq's stomach and fight off the antibodies.

From the limburger?

I'll start buying some French cheeses to create Alien effects.

we know them by smell

When you smell them, it'll be too late.

Im a good shot I`ll take my chanses.
We had terror alert on the drill. We are in our right to shoot at people and when they asked me about aiming point I answered between the beard and the turban. Well it is either leg or arm, so it raised a bit of causion from the officers since they didnt get the joke

You take point then?

yeah our troop get to be called out last if we get C alert which means we get called back again and have to patrol the given area

Better get ready then. I just read that the US think they know where Osama is. Looks like they're looking for volunteers.

makes battle axe ready

As finti's off to Afghanistan, it's time to put this thread to bed.