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Just list things you shouldn't do

Feed your dog chocolate
Swing high in a tree swing, esp. if it's a pine tree
Stand on the NOT A STEP part of a ladder

why?

why what?

Why not feed dog chocolate?

they'll git sick and crap on your floor

cause chocolate can kill your dog

I'll make sure 2 feed my neighbor's d0g chocs from now on. Thanx 4 the tip!

MWAHAHAHA!!!! I mean...how tragic...

-Never gleefully romp through 1ft deep snow in Park Slope Brooklyn.
-Never tell a ball busting ultra-feminist estrogen driven guitar player that she runs like a girl.
-Never piss in a toilet you just poured bleach in.
-Never mistake mint body scrub as soap, then wash your cochu with it.

Take ur kids to one of Michael Jackson's slumber parties

HA!

never tell korri that you hate neo

Australians: Don't let Jonny Wilkinson get the ball in the last moments of the rugby world cup!

too right, that was some bloody kick.

Yeah baby!

so SO SO VERY true

never hit someone at school with your coat sleeve (could be tragic)

Why not?

it could burn your penis off

That would burn a little.

Do a Gigli, Swept Away, Glitter marathon with your friends

Get pissed off in a Public forum, tell all the posters that you are leaving for good and you will NEVER be back, then suddenly show back up a week later like nothing happened.

You've done that before, haven't you?

And, Freak.com... that coat sleeve thing... somebody did that yesterday at school and got in huge trouble for it... Good tip!

No, I haven't but I TRIED to talk the person out of it to save face for them, but they no listenie to me

That's another thing not to do.

-Never try to talk anyone outta something, 'cuz they won't listen, if you're Diego...

True, true!

Something else that be true.

-You cannot trust anyone, 'specially not Michael Jackson, around mirrors.

Addendum to me last post...

... because they will fall in love with themselves.

The fumes from the Amonia (urine) mixing with the clorox (bleach) could not only make you pass out, but kill you.

for that matter
-never mix ammonia with bleach

Oh, dude! That can KILL you?!?!?! Oh, dear...

Never stand under a statue in the park

Never stand behind a gassy elephant.

never trust anyone who says "trust me"

Trust me, I never do that!

neva drink red and white wine within 2 hours of each otha...as if a hangover aint bad enough...

Never fall in love with a dead person... you be six feet deep in the Long-Distance relationship Police business.

never open a thread u THINK is gona be good......

nah jk. umm....never eat yellow snow...