Things NOT to do
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N.Tonks
Just list things you shouldn't do
Feed your dog chocolate
Swing high in a tree swing, esp. if it's a pine tree
Stand on the NOT A STEP part of a ladder
lil bitchiness
Why not feed dog chocolate?
The Force
they'll git sick and crap on your floor

N.Tonks
cause chocolate can kill your dog
Neo_Version 7
I'll make sure 2 feed my neighbor's d0g chocs from now on. Thanx 4 the tip!
lil bitchiness
MWAHAHAHA!!!! I mean...how tragic...

GABRIEL05
-Never gleefully romp through 1ft deep snow in Park Slope Brooklyn.
-Never tell a ball busting ultra-feminist estrogen driven guitar player that she runs like a girl.
-Never piss in a toilet you just poured bleach in.
-Never mistake mint body scrub as soap, then wash your cochu with it.
Pablo G
Take ur kids to one of Michael Jackson's slumber parties
GABRIEL05
HA!

clispin
never tell korri that you hate neo
mechmoggy
Australians: Don't let Jonny Wilkinson get the ball in the last moments of the rugby world cup!

clispin
too right, that was some bloody kick.
mechmoggy
Yeah baby!

GABRIEL05
so SO SO VERY true
FrEaK.COM
never hit someone at school with your coat sleeve (could be tragic)
J_To_The_P
Why not?

Gravity Kills
That would burn a little.
Pablo G
Do a Gigli, Swept Away, Glitter marathon with your friends
diegocala
Get pissed off in a Public forum, tell all the posters that you are leaving for good and you will NEVER be back, then suddenly show back up a week later like nothing happened.

drunk_nazgul
You've done that before, haven't you?
And, Freak.com... that coat sleeve thing... somebody did that yesterday at school and got in huge trouble for it... Good tip!
diegocala
No, I haven't but I TRIED to talk the person out of it to save face for them, but they no listenie to me

drunk_nazgul
That's another thing not to do.
-Never try to talk anyone outta something, 'cuz they won't listen, if you're Diego...
diegocala

True, true!
drunk_nazgul
Something else that be true.
-You cannot trust anyone, 'specially not Michael Jackson, around mirrors.
drunk_nazgul
Addendum to me last post...
... because they will fall in love with themselves.
GABRIEL05
The fumes from the Amonia (urine) mixing with the clorox (bleach) could not only make you pass out, but kill you.
for that matter
-never mix ammonia with bleach

drunk_nazgul
Oh, dude! That can KILL you?!?!?! Oh, dear...
silver_tears
Never stand under a statue in the park

drunk_nazgul
Never stand behind a gassy elephant.
frootlooplucy
never trust anyone who says "trust me"
drunk_nazgul
Trust me, I never do that!

GroundedAgain
neva drink red and white wine within 2 hours of each otha...as if a hangover aint bad enough...
drunk_nazgul
Never fall in love with a dead person... you be six feet deep in the Long-Distance relationship Police business.
Matrix_man
never open a thread u THINK is gona be good......
nah jk. umm....never eat yellow snow...

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