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So what are they? Mine's:

JT: I'm out man!

SWC: I don't know man, sounds kinda kinky! Ow ow ow ow...

Hello all, I AM BACK!

I posted my views on personal favourite quotes on the recently locked "Neo is a robot" thread. My fave has to be:

Neo: "I see Trinity, and then she starts to fall..."
'Oracle': "Man, that is FU**ED up!"

All-time favorite :
Ergo open your yapper one more time and I'm gonna architect a world of pain all around your candy ass!

haha

"you haven't answered my question"

"Of the four movies nominated for best Picture, there's only one word I can say that describes them...........WHOA"

"Wet willy, Mr. Timberlake!"

"Morpheus What can we expect from this Orgy?"
"Machines"

Keymaker: {To two babes} "Hey hot stuff, what's happening?"!

"Who farted?"....... (Stiffler Smith's burstin' out laughin"

You'll like being a dude! {Stiffler to the 'Oracle'}

I do {oracle/stifler to mr. william scott}

JT snorting at sean wearing trinity's costume.

the duos reaction to seeing neo in the aarchitects room

"I created several popular video games, including Dig Duck and Cubert."
"I didn't create Frogger, but I came up with the name for it. Can you believe they wanted to call it Highway Crossing Frog?"

Neo interupting the Architect constantly until he finally starts to use his "Big Voice": "airgo open your yapper one more time, and I'm gonna architect a world of pain all over you candy-ass! Airgo! Visa-Vis" "You won-" "Concordantly!"

"One door leads to the MTV Movie Awards, the other lead back to your girlfriend. The third is for Jingles"
It went something like that. Haven't seenm it in awhile

"The mini door is for muffin to go out and piddle"

Thanks, what was the rest of that line? Neo looked at the door and Larry said something like Neo was sick.

Read my signature, that's been there for a while.

The door to your right leads you back to the MTV Movie Awards. The door to your left leads pussywhipped here back to his *****. The door behind you is for Muffin to go out and piddle.

Hey hey, eyes up.

You are bizzarre.

i loved them all!

thanks xeous, that's what i was after

its the door on your right lead sissy boy here back to his *****.

personally i like you can do the robot with JT

thats my fav

do you mean when this:
Oracle:common JT show some of your moves
JTo I have to?
Oracle:I'm the Oracle dammit!
*JT starts doing the robot (or whatever) while sitting down*
Neo:If I had to guess, you are a program from the machine world.
JT:no man! I'm just doing the robot. *Gets up and starts doing the robot* here man you should try it.
Neo: No.
Oracle:common man, your the one. you can do it all!
JT:you can do the robot with JT *Does hilarious moves*
Neo: No! What happensif I fail?
JT*gets angry* alright man. Lighten up! for real! its just the robot!'
Neo:no! Ican't do that! I won't!

LOL

SWC walks towards Oracle and Justin.
SWC: MR Timberlake!
JT: MR William Scott!
SWC looks at Oracle with funny look on his face.
Oracle: Hey wait a minute! Aren't you that boy who from the American Pie movies, yeah the one who got peed on!
SWC put fist into Oracle.
Oracle: Hey, now thats hitting the spot, How big is your fist!
SWC: You'll like being a dude!
SWC2: I do...
Both look at JT. JT puts glasses on does some fancy moves then does the come on Sign. Rock You Body Begins to play...

LMAO...Sum1 Continue it lol....

its too funny!

I know... best part next to the Architect architecting a world of pain all over Neo's candy ass!

*JT jumps in the air, hits SWC1 in face which causes him to smack his fist into SWC 2's face*
*SWC2 gras SWC1 by the shirt*
"Stop*punch*Hitting*Punch*Yourself*Punch"
*Loud fart*
"Who farted?"
SWC's break into weird laughter.
"Sean's focus! Lets get Mr. Timberlake!"
*Everyone "Sean" piles JT"
"Wet Willie Mr. Timberlake!"
*SWC1 gives JT Wet Willie. JT yells and throws them off his back*
sum1 finish this

Aw someone has to finish this! I would, but I don't remember sadly...

JT gets up punches SWC in face, camera moves in, and the original SWC stands up.
SWC: "ow, that hurt! you really hit me!" *pushes JT*
JT pushes back
They are both on a tv screen inside the architect's "office". JT and SWC are standing beside NEO. We see that Will Ferrel is the architect.
Neo: Who are you?"
SWC: Yeah who are you?
Architect: I am the architect, but you may call larry.
JT: Hey larryy!
SWC: Yeah, lar, alright!
Larry: I created the matrix, along with several other popular video games, such as Q*Bert and dig dug.
SWC: You remember that?
JT:Yeah
Neo: Why am I here?
Larry: You're hear because the 2003 MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anamoly inherent to the programming of the matrix. Ergo while you remain inervocabily human, concordantly ...... ah crap i can't remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

visa vi, ergo. y aknow what? i have no idea what the hell im saying. i just htought it would make me sound cool

Ergo shut your yapper or I'll architect a whole WORLD of pain on yo' candy ass!

{Sniff} If Gus The PI were here, he'd be so proud...

*shakes head slowly*

ergo, open your yapper 1 more time and ill architect a world of pain all over ur candy ass

Alright, alright, Mr. Pedantic...

sowwy, i like accuracy

Heh, I gathered

i loved that part where the oracle was all doing the robot and she wanted Neo to do the robot with her but then he kept saying "what if I mess up" or sumthing like that

Uh-huh, that was great

JT: DO I have to?
ORacle: Iam the oracle damn it

Ws:That is so lameee
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Arq: YOu know what..I have no idea what the hell iam saying..I just thought I'll make me some cool

Arq..why do you say that I told you to shut upp .. I told you to shut up

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