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Time for a real old joke thread methinks....

Bloke walks into a pub and see's an old mate of his...

"Bob! How the devil are ya, haven't seen you for a couple of weeks. Where have you been?"

To which Bob replies...

"Hiya John, I've been away on holiday with the bread knife and saucepan lids (thats wife and kids to non-brits ), we went down south to Poole"

John: "Poole eh?...... In Dorset?"

Bob: "Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone."

Eh dont we have a humor forum?????, yes we do

I thought we had a Star Wars humour forum....

And I don't get it...

local jokes sucks.

The humour forum actually says, "for all things star wars", and this joke ain't got nothing to do with star wars.

And RC, I cannot believe a man of your years has never heard this joke and also doesn't get it!

In Dorset - endorse it. Jeepers!

Hmmm, I think this one would work better verbally...

still is a crap joke

Well, I laughed a little...

No comment

What's up with that joke?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO, get off the stage!!!!!!
Ush get up there and give us some of your apostrophe material

To mech: Just Kidding!!! Funny Joke!!! I got it just fine!

He better get off the stage! I've got some tomatoes to throw at him otherwise.

Wait! I've got some ToMacco to throw at him

Forget Ush, Tomacco get your ass on that stage

There was a man and a doctor. The doctor told the man he had six months to live. But the man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

take my wife, please

Good night ladies and gentlemen!

Come on, we need more ancient jokes here!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ancient enough for ya?

Because ToMacco had a certain part of his anatomy stuck in it?

J/k

Okay how about....

What's the difference between a Jack Russel (lil dog with lil legs) and a street-based salesman?

Well the salesman bawls his wares out on the street and the dog....

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Cause she can't find the 11!

You are right this doesnt belong in the Humor forum. It`s only funny stuff that should be put in there

Like Finti's picture

Or Ush's "intelegent" views on things

j/k Ush

at least my picture wouldn't attract an anthropologist interest like your picture would Tex

You should let me take a 'Yelena Yemchek' picture of you Finti. I'd paint your face white and draw big black rings around your eyes and dress you in black garbage bags and let Yerssot spank you!

I will not!
It's not because that's normal in YOUR family that we do that also!

Oh come on yerssot, it will be sooo much fun. I'd paint your face dark green and dialate your pupils, then I'd paste broken paraket eggs on your forehead and spray you with fake red blood. It would be very kewl!

hmmm Texas is a S&M fan....sicko

No. It's purely for artfully aesthetic reasons.

and I'm the bate!

yes yerss thats right you are definately the bate but you seem to lap up my poems like chocolate in limited supply.

some poems

I think you should read us one of your poem's Lara. Dedicate it to ItNif!

Have to draw them if you should understand them Grogg

some other time maybe! I'm not in the mood to compose one to day.

That sounds bad. Are things ok?

Not really, 'missing Yerss. I wish he'd phone me.

It ain't cheap, you know!

Besides, isn't he at that table tennis training thing of his right now? They probabky would kill him for talking to women, or something.

He told me he hates you.

He's run off with a ping-pong ball

. . . good Lord!

I'm back!!!!
And To: Good Lord! Don't you have something betters to do???

Lara, you won't read this one in time but rest assure: I will phone you tomorrow!!!

"Will you be back tomorrow
will you be back tomorrow
will you be back tomorrow, can I sleep tonight" - U2

U2 is cool. Not as cool as Bob Dylan, but they're pretty cool.

whatever!

U2 is ok

K3

Bob Dylan

Bjork!
Bjork
Bjork

Oh no. We walked right into that one

The name Bjork is actually also a type of tree so ...yes To you did.

Sting. Sting. Sting.

Sting kicks ass, man! I loved "The Police"! But Bob Dylan is the coolest man alive!

Best Bands Ever:

1 The Beatles
2 The Rolling Stones
3 Led Zepplin
4 Bob Dylan
5 Jimmy Hendrix

Bob Dylan is a solo artist not a band
and Jimmy Hendrix and the experience is the right name for it.

whatever *ywan*

Maybe a little to advanced for you to understand Lara

meaning....???

That is for you to deceide by yourself Yers

because you forgot?

What are you talking about

I have to deceide something you told me, because you forgot?

I replyed to Lara and then you came in with a question which I ment it was best for you to deceide. Still refering to the Lara reply thoug.

wel, I have practically the same age as her. So...

way of topic again....

what is the backgroundstory of the chicken crossed the ...

poultry industrial question there Yers

Actually I know exactly what you are talking about Finti. It just bores me. oh and *shouts* STOP HAVING A POP AT YERSS!

double teaming

Oooh ooh, do the Frankensteiner. I just love that move.

Yeh, Finti!

ToMacco is a Police fan, my favorite band ! Cool !

Oh God!