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nightcrawer89
any one here like souht park evil face

Bhang
I do! Funny as hell!

wicker_man
Season One and Two were pretty funny but after that the jokes became crude and repetative and quite frankly boring.

Bhang
Ahhh, poor you, I can't miss an episode!

Treehuggerjanie
I LOVE SOUTHPARK! It's hilarious!
"Cartman, dont throw that."
"Shutup!"

dave123
TIMMY

Treehuggerjanie
Tehehe!
Shut your f****ng mouth uncle f*****er...,you know the rest!
lolxxxxxxx

nightcrawer89
i know it is funny matt and trey and sweet

Treehuggerjanie
"dude,sweet"

KidRock
cartman: shut your mouth kyle! shut your god man jew mouth!


*hopes it doesnt offend anyone*

Razz
id rather u edit that last comment kid rock

Treehuggerjanie
tehehe!
teacher-"im sorry kids, but ill be your substitute for today while your other teacher is away with neumonia."
cartman-"hes got aids!"

jacksparrow22
say hello to sexual harrasment panda

nightcrawer89
that was from the third season of south park

jacksparrow22
yep

BidMyBlood2Run
I only saw the movie, but it was hilarious!

BidMyBlood2Run
LMAO!
laughing out loud laughing laughing out loud laughing laughing out loud laughing

nightcrawer89
i own the movie and the frist two seasons on dvd

Tex
I never miss an episode! thumb up

stinkfist462
has anyone seen bigger longer and uncut... greatest movie ever!

Tex
Have it on DVD raver

nightcrawer89
so do i think it is funny

nightcrawer89
dose any one have the unaird pilot

BackFire
One of the best shows of the past 10 years, probably of all time. They always manage to stay fresh and razor sharp with their humor. Just when you think they can't possibly get anymore offensive, they blow you away.

The movie is also one of the funniest movies I've seen. Truley a great talent in trey parker and matt stone, that can do what is nearly impossible, stay great even when crossing mediums.

shaber
I like the episodes: the original Christmas special; chinpokomon; Towelie.

Tex
Did anyone see last weeks episode with Rob Reiner? laughing out loud

total metalhead
its pretty good. i like the one where cartman becomes a japanese prostitute ''sucky sucky 10 dollar!''

Tex
I believe that was a Vietnamese prostitute! laughing out loud

dave123
towelie: you wanna get high?

Tex
Cartman: "You're the worst character ever Towelie"
Towelie: "I know"
laughing out loud

dave123
towelie, do you know the codes?
yeah, course i do
beep beep beep beep
get yourself on down.... to funky town

Tex
Towelie: "Stop ratting me god damnit" laughing out loud

dave123
"when was the last time you got high, towelie?
2, maybe 3 minutes?"

Tex
Towelie Rocks! rock

stinkfist462
rock CARTMAN!!!

nightcrawer89
that one was prosatute episode was part of the second season did any one watch the new episode last night

shaber
Cartman: I can preach to you all I want because you're stupid!

Towelie: You're stupid!

Cartman: Yeah well, you're a towel!

Towelie: You're a towel!

total metalhead
heres a seasonal south park character yes

nightcrawer89
mr hankey was created in the third season of south park

Tex
Did you see that episode where Mr. Hankey's wife and kid turds are introduced? laughing out loud

moving to tv forum...although South Park deserves its own forum! yes

Linkalicious
that epsiode was funny, he brings her inside and they get into a fight...those kids look so abused. And that one kid is retarded because he was born with a peanut in his head. LOL that show is great

nightcrawer89
the sons name was cornwalis

BackFire
I've been watching the first three seasons on DVD over the past few days, never laughed so hard in my life. Those episodes just don't seem to get old, and you can always find new and hilarious jokes in each episode that you completely forgot about since your last viewing, something only family and earlier episodes of the simpsons have done before.

badkittykitty
I just watched a episode where the whole town's men turn metro sexual because of the show queer eye for the straight guy...all I could think about was tex! laughing out loud

nightcrawer89
i have the first two seasons on dvd i havent had time to buy the third one yet. and the episode when the men go metro that was part of the 7 season episod 708. i was they keep making more

plenTpak52
Simon, Amber and Corn Wallace. Simon is mildly retarded due to a peanut in his head. Mr. Hankey's wife is a drunk who's constantly trying to take off her clothes and making comments about her husband's penis "not working". The boys meet the family when Mr. Hankey does not show up during Christmas time, so the boys go through the sewer to find him. The boys then have to join up with Mr. Hankey and family to give the people of South Park their Christmas spirit back. The boys decide to make an animated christmas card which is much more difficult than they could have imagined. That part of the episode is referring back to when Matt and Trey had to make the original pilot by HAND, which of course was hell. The Hankeys clean up an old drive-in, and the boys show their animation, which actually is the second episode of South Park, entitled "Jesus vs. Santa", in which the boys learn the true spirit of Christmas and meet THE Brian Boitano. The reel, however, doesn't work, and brings everyone's hopes down even more. Corn Wallace then learns about the Circle of Poo and ends up saving Christmas.

I can almost garuntee that I am the biggest South Park fan on the board.

Go ahead. Test my knowledge...If you dare...

nightcrawer89
ok fine then how about this one i have a south park triva question for ya. when did the 7 season of south park begin and when did it stop episode wise.

plenTpak52
It began March 19th with episode 704-Cancelled, where the boys discover that Earth is nothing but a universal reality TV show. The season actually started off with a strange line-up. It stared with 704, 702-Krazy Kripples, 703-Toilet Paper, and 701-I'm a Little Bit Country, the 100th episode of the series. The season ended Wednesday, Dec 17 with 715-It's Christmas Time in Canada, where the boys travel to Canada to retrieve Ike, Kyle's adopted brother, from his birth parents. This episode also marks the first of Kenny's deaths for almost two seasons.
Technically season 7 had two endings. The first was on April 28th, with 707-Red Man's Greed, where the boys have to save their town from Indians-I'm sorry, Native Americanswink-Who want to build a ten-lane super highway through South Park to attract more customers for their Casino. The series then took a 6 month break, finally continuing on October 22 with 708-South Park is Gay, where the whole town is caught up in a gay-fad.

nightcrawer89
you are wrong the season end not episod 708 the season ended. 715 - It's Christmas in Canada whtch aired dec 12 03. you got half of my question right.

plenTpak52
No, I'm right.i was the 17th and the season CONTINUED with 708. So I actually got all of your question right, if not more

plenTpak52
come on, more questions

nightcrawer89
when will the 8th season of south park begin and when will the fourth season of south park be in store to buy

plenTpak52
The Fourth season DVD has not been announced and season 8 will begin March 17

plenTpak52
Nope, the first season

Agent_Diva
^^ You are a bigger fan then me....(and I didn't think that was possible)

Congrats...(no sarcasm intended)

nightcrawer89
ok i am a big fan it only took me a day to learn that and that is why i asked you the question to see if you were a real fan like myself.

plenTpak52
I'm a bigger fan, though. What do you mean it only took you a day to learn that. to learn what?

nightcrawer89
when the new season came out

plenTpak52
Oh. Well it only took a lot of other people one day to learn it, too. That's not very impressive.

nightcrawer89
ok

plenTpak52
This turned from an open thread to a chat between me and nightcrawer

nightcrawer89
ok and any one else who likes south park

nightcrawer89
how many times has mr hanky been seen

slashwristbarbi
Mr. Hanky annoys me. Mr. Hat rules! Especially when he boils Mr. Stick!

nightcrawer89
mr hat is so stupid but some what cool

plenTpak52
Mr. Hat was the best. But there isn't much use for him anymore, after Mr. Garrison admitting to his homosexuality and all. In case you don't know, Mr. Garrison expressed his gay side with Mr. Hat, until he could finally admit it. Notice how in season 5 when Mr. Garrison comes back as a teacher and teaches Kindergarten, Mr. Hat doesn't do much at all.

nightcrawer89
on March 17 next mounth the 8th season will begin with 45 days of new epsiodes.i can't wait until then how about you.

eleveninches
I liked the LOTR spoof, where Butters got confused watchiing the porno, and ended up humping kyle.

I still can't believe that they called the black kid "token".

nightcrawer89
that was funny i think it was season 6 episode 13

eleveninches
remember when cartman joined NAMBLA?

that was funny

nightcrawer89
north amrecian man boy lovers assocation the episode was funny

eleveninches
or when they all got the cops to arrest their parent for mollesting them.

GrumpyGrim
I do! It's flippin' funny!

eleveninches
I think the gay relationship between Saddam/Chris/Satan was Hillarious. With all those people going to hell and Saddam ends up going to heaven.

nightcrawer89
that episode was made right after the movie was made.

eleveninches
Theres the one where Mr garrison wants the school to fire him for being gay, so he hires mr slave and makes him shove a hamster up his ass, and the kids say that their teacher is REALLY gay, and they tell the kids not to discriminate against queers.
lol

eleveninches
I liked it when cartman thinks he has reached puberty when he buys scotts pubes, and goes round telling everybody that he is mature because he has pubes.
And then he trains a pony to bite off scott's penis, but the pony only likes to lick it

eleveninches
http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/video/501/teach_pony.mov

eleveninches
http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/video/704/icecreamshittingtaco.mov

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/video.html?season=7

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/video/707/minor.mov

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/708/metrosexual.mov

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/601/601_buttersonmaury.mov

From the one where Jared says that he want to help all of the poor children in the world by personally giving them aides:
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/602/assistants.mov

From the one where they buy a set of sea people
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/607/SUCKIT.mov

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/video/610/oneminute.mov

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/sounds/609/GETTINGRAMMED.wav

This episode was really pushing it (with the serial murderer)
http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/sounds/609/TODDLERMURDER.wav

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/sounds/610/WHATIHEARD.wav

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/612/TEAPOT.mov

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/video/614/spankingslave2.mov

eleveninches
http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/video.html?season=4&min=2


http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/video/202/sp202_trimester.mov

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/video/206/sp206_fun.mov

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/video/406/sp406_nambla.rm

http://www.southparkstudios.com/down/download.html?file=/media/video/409/409_wendy.rm

nightcrawer89
cool that is help full to this thread

eleveninches
just watched the repeat of the episode where mr garrison tries to get fired for being gay.

Cartman: "hey Kyle, I think that 'Mr Slave' might be a.......packistani"

MR garrison puts a bunsen burner tube in mr slaves ass and puts a gerbil(lemmiwinks into it).

Then there is the "tolerance camp", which is anything but tolerant

Very funny episode

eleveninches
just watched it again:

garisson: "this years work isnt gonna be easy, its gonna be long and hard. really long, and really hard."

The tolerance camp was sooo cool

nightcrawer89
the tidalewinks aventure in the gays mans butt. funny i lagh every time i watch that episode

mikeysgothicgur
I love South Park, it's a very funny and great cartoon. The sad thing is I never get time to watch it with the time it's on here, if I'm lucky I'll get to watch just some of it or maybe if I'm real lucky the whole episode but, not much. I love Kenny he's so awesome, that kid is great! Then again you can't live without Cartman either!

nightcrawer89
its all good

eleveninches
I think its hillarious when catman eats kennys ashes. lol

nightcrawer89
update on the 8th season. is this season all of this will happen and more
The Passion of the Easter Bunny
The boys 'Get Served
The Boys becoming Ninja Warriors
Jimmy joining the special olympics
The return of Lemmiwinks

eleveninches
from www.southparkstudios.com :
Episode 801:
Good Times With Weapons
Original Air Date: 03-17-2004
Good Times With Weapons South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

shaber
They were ripping off the Star Trek episode, "Miri."

nightcrawer89
i wonder who fights who.

eleveninches
Good Times With Weapons
South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Dogbert
Cool synopsis. Thanks smile

eleveninches
Cant wait till they are shown here in the UK

nightcrawer89
tonight at 10:00 the 8th season begins watch you must.

eleveninches
not in UK. Wont be on TV here for months

SlipknoT
Did anybody see it tonight it was so funny laughing

Dogbert
lol, It was really funny big grin

JKozzy
www.mrhankey.net download it but I didn't tell you that... wink stick out tongue

http://mrhankey.net/tmp-images/801a.gifhttp://mrhankey.net/tmp-images/801b.gifhttp://mrhankey.net/tmp-images/801c.gifhttp://mrhankey.net/tmp-images/801d.gif

eleveninches
thanks dude!!!!

Tex
I missed the new episode, but I'll catch it on Sunday.

nightcrawer89
i loved it it was cool i can't wait until next wensday

JKozzy
No problem! smart I expect the new ones to release there every week, pretty dependable site cool

Cmon Tex, just download itlaughing out loud It's worth it..wink

eleveninches
I downloaded it, but it was audio only (avi file)

JKozzy
There's video, you need DIVX like it says on the site.
http://download.divx.com/divx/DivX511.exe is the place you need to go, get the codec and it'll be able to decode the video too wink

eleveninches
Thanks again

JKozzy
No problem, lemme know how you like the episode big grin

BackFire
The new episode was hilarious. Pure gold.

JKozzy
They really outdid themselves.. has anyone seen the song translations to 'Let's Fighting Love'? Such dedication, a 10/10, five-star season premiere big grin

Original Japanese Lyrics:

Subarashii chinchin mono
Kintama no kame aru
Sore no oto ha sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasu
Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu no mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mechakucha
Daijobu? We do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go kenka suru...

Translated English Lyrics:

This wonderful penis thing
And golden balls' hair are here.
Is that the sound of a sarubobo? 1
No! It's the ninjas!
Hey hey let's go fight!
This is important: protect my balls!
I am evil, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!
This song is a little stupid
It doesn't make sense
Its English is ****ed up
Is that OK? We do it all the time!
Hey hey let's go fight...

eleveninches
I just watched it (audio was about 4 seconds ahead of the video), but it was really funy.

Poor Butters sadsadsad

Dogbert
LMAO, Thanks for the lyrics big grin

JKozzy
Hmm, must be your computer. erm
I felt so bad for Butters! cry

No problemo cool big grin

VENOMfan
thank god i have dsl this is the third time ive seen this episode its classic

JKozzy
Insta-classic eek!


Lemmiwinks! Passion of the Easter Bunny! eek! Oh man this season's gonna rock big grin

VENOMfan
about how long does this thing take? a hour or so?

JKozzy
It took me five minutes to dl, I have Broadband confused

VENOMfan
I got dsl and it dosent seem to be working...it just says connecting. I downloaded that thing i need do i have to open that or somthing?

JKozzy
DIVX? It's just like, a dictionary so your computer can play the file... not sure why the dl's not working erm Give it some time, maybe?

VENOMfan
i have the divx up and running, i just cant get the thing to play on it...its trying to run on windows media player. I aint too computer savy I only got the photoshop thing down....

VENOMfan
oh wait............somthings happening.......


ok its workin

eleveninches
It took me about 5 mins or so to download, with Broadband(I think) ethernet at 10 Mbps

JKozzy
Sweet big grin

nightcrawer89
any one know any sites to download sp episodes

Tex
I record them off the TV!
This episode was one of the best! thumb up

I'm really looking forward to "The Passion of the Easter Bunny" later this season! laughing out loud

Elektra_lover
The best one is the J-lo song...TACO FLAVORED KISSES

JKozzy
laughing out loud That was a good one smile


I can't wait big grin

shortieSarah07
I love southpark! lol...

eleveninches
do you have any links to places where I can download season 7 episodes??

nightcrawer89
i don't think so

JKozzy
I forget.. if you do a google search or use Kazaa you can..

badkittykitty
omg! this episode was so great!! wow!

JKozzy

nightcrawer89
tomarrow is the next new episode

eleveninches
I think that website where I downloaded ep 801 says that 802 will be available for download on thursday

JKozzy
Yup, that's how it works. Aired Wednesday night, up for DL on Thursday. I think 801's been taken off by now, they keep it up for 5-6 days at most, so get it while it's hot! big grin
www.mrtwig.net has some good BitTorrents of South Park if you know how to use them.

nightcrawer89
i know i just can't use them

eleveninches
me neither

JKozzy
It's today! Less than 8 hours away big grin

eleveninches
Im gonna have 2 wait till 2morrow 2 download it

nightcrawer89
tonight at 10:00 all new watch it you will or you will recive lots pain.

eleveninches
I dont have sky or cable.

Will I recieve lots of pain?sad?sad

JKozzy
No, because I said so. You have an excuse. yes

nightcrawer89
last nights episode was funny i can't wait until next wensday.lol

JKozzy
eek! For all of you that missed it, rightclick here and "Save target as" big grin
http://www.bafeagle.com/tmp/803g.avi
File size is roughly 190 MB in DIVX quality. On broadband it took me about six-ten minutes to download. Enjoy, folks. smile

eleveninches
the mr hanky site download link doesn't worksad

nightcrawer89
cool

eleveninches
the link above doesn't work eithersadsadsad

JKozzy
It worked for me... must've been down. It works for me now; try again.

eleveninches
I've just watched the new episode. It was hillarious.

Cartman is just such a great character.

BTW, was 'up the down steroid' episode 803 or 802?

nightcrawer89
cartman is not a great character.he is one of the best characters of this genoration.

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