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Post stuff like this:

Morpheus: You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes...
Neo: And the yellow pill?
Morpheus: Thats a jellybean for being a good boy.
*Neo takes the red pill and begins to unplug*
Morpheus: Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if -
Neo: YEAH! There was this one time, I had this dream I was a can of coke in a fat guy's fridge and I was really scared cos he was comming to drink me and...
Morpheus: Shut up coke boy, or you don't get your jellybean!

Oh yeah! I made that one myslef, not too great, but I like it

This is funny... how?
Xeous> This forum is for people aged 13+. So watch the lingo.

yep.

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Neo: Trinity? THE Trinity?
Trinity: What?
Neo: I..err... I just thought you were a guy
Trinity: You're right there..
Neo: What?
Trinity: uh.... *does something sexy*

I read that somewhere....

lol

"Just have to let it go fear dault"
"so if u die in the matrix u die here"

"Your a Flaming geek". "daffy bastard."

Omega, care to explain how this is any "less" "unfunny" than my post?

And I saw nor remember nothing that I should appologize or be ashamed of, there were no "bad" words. Except for possibly the last line which I admit, may be taken out of context.

If you saw Reloaded and Revolutions then obviously you're 17 or older or are mature enough for the movies. I saw nothing wrong with what I said.

haha..

What are the omega and xeous talking about?!?!?!

Myabe they're talking about something that happened on a previous forum...

previous forum!!!!!!!!!!!! or previous thread?

Yeah, I was on the last one, I thought I might get it going again

The last one was just So funni...

Oh and by that I didn't mean I was TYPING on it, I had read it and thought it was good...

I would like to give Ikobe full credit for the trinity thing, I found where I had read it and its hers...

You should really use the edit function.

yeah couldnt u just make one big post instead of 4 mini ones.....that confuses my small brain

your brains not small...

it is

heehee luckily i missed my Physics exam today because of a powercut so i am safe for another few days!

im not promising anything

*twin does the kissy face at trinity*
trinity:"looks at the twin"
"looks at neo"
"looks back to the twin"grabs him and says to neo
oh come on,when will I meet a dreadlocked albino guard again?
I'll be home for dinner!

Sorry, I posted that yesterday and I found out how to edit today. I've already been told off 3 times today for stuff I posted yesterday and I'm getting a bit annoyed

Actually, you're wrong. When I went, there were like 7 year olds there.

"Or mature enough". Obviously their parents think they are mature enough to see nudity if they saw Reloaded. Revo really had nothing "disturbing" besides the fight scenes and if you go to a Matrix movie not expecting violence...You went to the wrong show my friend

Most parents don't care what their children watch.

"There is a difference between knowing the paht and walking it."
*Neo looks down*"I'm doing both!"
*Neo walks along his path*
"I know what i must do."
*Turns around and starts walking back*