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ToMacco
Somebody post something or I'm gonna starting slapping people!
Texas
no more double mocha frappachino's for you Mr.
queeq
Slapping? You want to get beaten up, don't you?

ToMacco
I've got a lightsabre! And I'm full of coffey!

Texas
*looks at Maccos sabre* I didn't kbow they made rainbow colored blades

ToMacco
No, that's my bombpop popsicle!
My lightsabre is in my other hand.
Texas
What a card!!!
That's what they used to call crazy people on 'I Love Lucy'!

ToMacco
What a card? That's what they would say? What does that mean, exsactly?
Texas
It's like a crazy wild person. They were always saying 'Thats our Lucy, what a card!!!'
*Texas slaps Macco for making him explain*

ToMacco
*Texas knocked ToMacco's tooth out*
Geeze, sorry!

ToMacco
It's almost 2:30 AM here in Minnesota, and I'm still awake. It's Friday morning, and I need to go to work soon. Damn!

yerssot

suffer!
ToMacco
I am! What time is it where you people are?
yerssot
9:25 in the morning

ToMacco
You lucky bastard! So you can see the sun. It's pitch black here, it's 30 degrees out, and it's windy as hell.
finti
"Here comes the sun didi dadi di" fab four

ToMacco
That's a great tune

yerssot
did I tell ya that I don't have to go to school????
Oh! sorry! you have to work!

ToMacco
Why don't you have school or work?
yerssot
strike!
stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
iiiiiiiiiiirike!!
ToMacco
Then why are you up at 9 AM? I'd be sound asleep!
yerssot
had to check the bustimetable and stuff...
besides; now I can see the DVD 2 times before my mother wakes up
yerssot
I heared that for the gag-reel you have to wait for the ending of the movie...

Texas
Your teachers are still on strike

Geesh, how embarassing

yerssot
No, that time was for 1 day, now is a new one wich is 2 days...
Texas
I can understand why your teachers are striking! If I had to teach you, I'd be on strike too

yerssot
honestly this time I didn't do a thing!

ToMacco
Most teachers of yerssot just kill themselves!

yerssot
reminder: I only lead them to the window, I don't push them off

Lara
yerss! I dont think you've told me everything about yourself.!

if you fone me again you've got alot of explaining to do and if you dont fone me than your gonna have very sore arthritic fingers.

ToMacco

Looks like you're in trouble, yers
Ushgarak
Oh my word! The woman has the ability to give people arthiritis! We are all doomed! Run for your lives!
ToMacco
*ToMacco starts to run, gets tired, lays down and falls asleep.*
Texas
*Texas takes ToMacco's wallet, which has money in it this time

*
ToMacco
*ToMacco wakes up, goes to bar. Buys many rounds, but his wallet is gone. So he washes dishes all night, drunk.*
Lara
bad luck To. good job tex!

ToMacco
Bad luck, nothing! At least I got drunk!

Lara
I woundnt wish anyone to do the washing up. I absolutely hate it. Its gross. All that soggy, slimy left over food. eeeeeeerrrrrrrr

ToMacco
Yeah, that would be a nasty job.
finti
The modern women

Lara
absolutely

finti
So why dont you take on your apron and get back in the kitchen dear

yerssot
because that's YOUR job actually
finti
Well , last two person to hold that job was actually you and Tex.
And by the way Yers we need some more clean glasses.
yerssot
you heared the man Tex!
Lara
Dont even think about discriminating me just becuase your being stereotypical and I'm the only scape - goat around!

Gundark
You've got to stop domestically abusing Lara. And To, get back to that dishwasher. Don't think finti's gonna let the kitchen droids do all those dishes for you.
Lara
Good one Gundy!

Bad luck boys, looks like you got told!

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