Favourite Pirates Of The Caribbean Line!

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Mistique
Pirates of the Caribbean

Will: Where’s Elizabeth ?

Jack: She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our words really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

Just the way he says that is HILARIOUS: Oh and I like this one too

No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?

Jack: But why is the rum gone?

wink

Bad Boy
Enough with the Pirates!

It needs its own forum!

beaujay1
true, very true! Anyone want to make a request?

"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgat one very imporatant thing mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"That's what aship really is you knw, not a keel and a hold and a deck and sails, thats what a ship needs. But what a ship is- what the Black Pearl is, is freedom."

"Savvy?"

beaujay1
oops, spelling

dori_fish
fav quote: This'll be the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Spar--wowoowwwow!(then he falls off the wall and swims for his ship)

bLooMiLiCioUs
and this one too
"aah,but you HAVE heard of me"
laughing

Caribbean_Chick
omg mine are:
"But why is the rum gone!?"
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Welcome to the Caribbean love"
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!!"
"Remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"

There are many many other but I'll stop there shifty

bLooMiLiCioUs
haha i dun really wanna give anymore cuz i'm afraid i just mught end up quoting ALL his lines frm the moviewink

khalla
"Me for example, I could letcha drown! But I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all be onsies, savvy?"
"Tortuga"
"Tortuga"

bLooMiLiCioUs
it's "all by me onesies"

ooh i didn't know i had such intense knowledge abt his lines it's kinda freakyblink

Kes
I like this scene but till the part Jack sees the ship coming and what he says. But I dont remember messed

No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?

Jack: But why is the rum gone?

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing and later he'll go..."there's no living with her after this"wink aft he sees the shipwink
he's HILARIOUS!!
"you've got to get urself a girl,mate!" laughing out loud

WaDe_N_sPaRrOw
"That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum."
-- Elizabeth Swann smile

bLooMiLiCioUs
"you're not a eunch,are you?"

G.P
"Mr. Cotton's parrot : same question."

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing that was funnybig grinbig grin

"me,i'm dishonest.dishonest men u can always trust to be dishonest.honestly,it's the honest ones you hv to look out for,cuz u'll never know when they'd do sumth incredibly....stupid."
"wait for the opprtune moment"
"if you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."
"stop blowin holes in my ship!!!"
"i'll buy you a hat...a really big one."

aaahhh i'll be back when i decide to type more - give others a chance 1stwink

shadow link
i agree with the ''give potc its own section thread preposition'', where do we make enquires

-lol bootstrap's boot straps

-i am disincline to aquiest your request

-i love weddings, drinks all around

JackSparrowLuvr
Gibbs : Not a lot known about Jack Sparrow before he showed up in Tortuga with a mind to go after the treasure of the Isla de Muerta . That was before I met him. Back when he was Captain of the Black Pearl.

Will: What? He failed to mention that.

Gibbs : Well, he plays things close to the vest now. And a hard learned lesson it was. See three days out on the venture the first mate comes to him and says everything’s an equal share as should be the location of the treasure, too. So, Jack gives up the bearings. That night there was a mutiny. They marooned Jack on an island and left him to die but not before he’d gone mad with the heat.

Will : Ah. So that's the reason for the…

Gibbs : Reason's got nothing to do with it. Now Will , when a man is marooned he is a given a pistol with a single shot. Well it won't do much good hunting or to be rescued. But after three weeks of starvin’ belly and thirst (?) that pistol starts to look real friendly. But Jack made it off the island and he still has that one shot. Oh, but he won't use it though, save for one man. His mutinous first mate.

Will: Barbossa.

Gibbs : Aye.

Will : How did Jack get off the island?

Gibbs : Well, I’ll tell you. He waded out into the shallows and there he waited three days and three nights till all manner of sea creature came and acclimated to his presence. And on the fourth morning he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, harnessed them together and made a raft.

Will : He roped a couple of sea turtles?

Gibbs : Aye, sea turtles.

Will : What did he use for rope?

Jack : Human hair, from my back. Let go of the anchor!

BOPRecruit 16
capt' jack sparrow: me? i'm dishonest. you can always trust dishonest people to be dishonest. but it's the dishonest people you should look out for, because you never know when they are going to do something stupid.

bLooMiLiCioUs
i said that too!!laughing jack sparrow rockswinkrock

Placebo_fan
I love Johnny Depp in this film. He was good in From Hell because he was british and soooooo hot. My god i couldn't move from the screen...

My fave quote is : "mus'tve been really horrible for you to be alone on this island jack, WELL IT BLUDDY IS NOW!!!" Johnny is hot. He rocks!!!

bLooMiLiCioUs
he ROCKED in frm hell - that ACCENT!!love

Sparkle
Johnny Depp was sooooooooooo hot in POTC. Even if he did wear chopsticks in his hair,lol

bLooMiLiCioUs
ESPECIALLY like thateek!

pirate_fan49113
I like all of the quotes you guys have up. But my fav one has to be the shortest.
P.S:can you guys teach me how to get those pictures up!
happy wink

pirate

Will:You cheated!

Jack:Pirate.

Phoenix
ALL Jack Sparrow lines!

bLooMiLiCioUs
cuz HE was the one who had the best!!!and to think tey were his OWN!!!!

Lord Soth
Barbossa: Who are you?

Jack: No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.

and:

Jack: Clearly you've never been to Sinagapore

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing out loud i LOVE that singapore one!!!it's sooo cool to hear my country mentioned!!seriously!!cuz we're like soooo on another planet when it comes to the hollywood scene knowing us!!!!and it's also sooo appropriate!!!!!

Lord Soth
I love the way he says it, though. Pure comedic genius

bLooMiLiCioUs
that he IS!!!!totally!!!!in all his movies!!!well maybe except the brave i bawled my eyes out in that one *cries at the memory*

samIam
I LOVE EVERY LINE!! ... BUt I love when barbossa says

not you we named he monkey JACK!!!!
heheheheh

Lord Soth
I actually never thought that line was funny

bLooMiLiCioUs
well i found it mildly amusingwink
that look depp got on his face aft that line howeverlaughing out loud

JackSparrowLuvr
this is actually my alltime fav part of the movie:

Murtogg: This dock is off limits to civilians.

Jack : I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately. Apparently there’s some sort of a high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?

Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians.

Jack : It’s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a… a ship like that makes this one here a bit superfluous, really.

Murtogg: Ah, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough, but there’s no ship that can match the Interceptor for speed.

Jack : I’ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh un-catchable…the Black Pearl.

Mullroy: Well…there’s no real ship that can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.

Mullroy: No, no it’s not.

Murtogg: Yes, it is, I’ve seen it.

Mullroy: You’ve seen it?

Murtogg: Yes.

Mullroy: You haven’t seen it.

Murtogg: Yes, I have.

Mullroy: You’ve seen a ship with black sails, that’s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

Murtogg: No.

Mullroy: No.

Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.

Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that’s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldn’t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you’re saying?

Murtogg: No.

Mullroy: Like I said… there’s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg: Hey! You! Get away from there.

Mullroy: You don’t have permission to be aboard there, mate.

Jack : I’m sorry, it’s just it’s such a pretty boat – ship.

Murtogg: What’s your name?

Jack : Smith or…Smithy, if you like.

Mullroy: What’s your purpose in Port Royal , Mr. Smith ?

Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.

Jack: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!

Murtogg: I said no lies!

Mullroy: I think he’s telling the truth.

Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn’t have told us.

Jack : Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Lord Soth
Yeah, Barbossa is just never funny, when Captain Jack Sparrow is around, it's his hilarity aura

bLooMiLiCioUs
lol ANY SCENE with jack had SUMTH hilarious innit!!!totally!!!!
johnny depp rules!!!!

Lord Soth
I just watched it again, and I noticed that whenever Jack's around, none of the other characters are funny at all.

It's the aura.......

bLooMiLiCioUs
totally*swoon*

nazgulinthedark
my favorite is:

jack: weddings! I love weddings! Drinks all around!

~fuoco~
Oh, I got LOADS!!! I jus couldnt pick out a few.. embarrasment

When that pirate comes down the stairs to the jail cell: 'This ain’t the armory.'


JACK: If you spring me from this cell I swear on pain of death I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass.


Will : This is either madness or brilliance.
Jack : It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

JACK: Everone stay calm, we're taking over the ship.

Gibbs : Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot! Mother’s love! Jack ! You should know better than to wake a man when he’s sleeping. ‘S bad luck.
JACK : Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

JACK: ...and then they made me thier cheif

JACK: human hair ... from my back

Ragetti: This one does splinter sumthin terribol

GIBBS: Daft like Jack!

Ragetti: Why, He’s the spitting image of ol’ Bootstrap Bill come back to haunt us.

JACK: Yo ho, yo OUCH!- a pirate's life for me! I love this song! Really bad eggs!

JACK: Wherever we want to go, we’ll go. That’s what a ship is, you know. It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but what a ship is…what the Black Pearl really is…is freedom.

Elizabeth : Mr. Sparrow
JACK: MMM!
Elizabeth:…I’m not entirely sure that I’ve had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
Jack : I know exactly what you mean, love.

Jack : A wedding! I love weddings…drinks all around! I know. “Clap him in irons,” right?

Ragetti: Bootstraps’ bootstraps.

Ragetti: Yoo-hoo! Oohh
Pintel: Stop that! Already feel like a fool.

Jack : Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly… stupid.

Official: …impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England…

Jack : Ah, yes.

Lyn
I LOVE ALL THESE QUOTES!! Johnny was SOOOO funny in POTC!! I laughed SOOO hard!!

Lord Soth
Good lines, all

GABRIEL05
"Captain Jack Sparrow"
"The French...Lovely singers they are. Eunichs all of them"
Will:"Aye Avast!"

.:[Kamikaze]:.
lol i loved all those quotes hehe Jack Sparrow i mean Captain Jack Sparrrow was sooo funneh i can watch that movie over n over n still laugh with his character hehe big grin

love *sighs*

juggernaut26
hey when jack and will go to take that one ship to get the independence what does will shout at the guys that makes them laugh

szhismine
my fave lines are (in no particular order):

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you ought to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're about to do something incredibly stupid."

Barbossa: "Why thank ye, Jack."
Jack: "You're welcome."
Barbossa: "Not you, we named the monkey Jack."

Murtogg: "This dock is off limits to civilians."
Jack : "I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately."

Jack: "Apparently there’s some sort of a high toned and fancy to do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?"
Murtogg: "Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians."
Jack : "It’s a fine goal to be sure but it seems to me that a… a ship like that makes this one here a bit superfluous, really."

Mullroy: "You’ve seen a ship with black sails, that’s crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?"
Murtogg: "No."
Mullroy: "No."
Murtogg: "But I have seen a ship with black sails."
Mullroy: "Oh, and no ship that’s not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldn’t possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you’re saying?"
Murtogg: "No."

szhismine
also...

Jack: "This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?"
Will: "I would die for her."
Jack: "Oh good. No worries then."

Will: "Where's Elizabeth?"
Jack: "She's safe, just as I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just as she's promised. And you get to die for her, just as you promised. So we're all men of our word really. Except Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman."

"Savvy?"

"You like pain? Try wearing a corset."

"That has to be the best pirate i've ever seen."
"So it would seem."

Gibbs: "Well, I’ll tell you. He waded out into the shallows and there he waited three days and three nights till all manner of sea creature came and acclimated to his presence. And on the fourth morning he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, harnessed them together and made a raft."
Will: "He roped a couple of sea turtles?"
Gibbs: "Aye, sea turtles."
Will: "What did he use for rope?"
Jack: "Human hair... from my back."

"Captain, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow."

Barbossa: "That's not possible."
Jack: "Not probable."

"You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?"

szhismine
and...

"The man who did the waking buys, the man who was sleeping, a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."

Gibbs: "There's bound to be some sailors on this rock crazy as you."
Jack: "One can only hope."

"Well you may tell the captain that I am disinclined to acqueise to his request."

"Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?"

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."

"This is the day you will always remember, as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"May I ask you something? Have I ever given you reason not to trust me? Do us a favor, I know it’s difficult for you but please stay here… and try not to do anything stupid."

"No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch."

that's all i can think of. and check out my sig, as well. big grin

Lord Soth
Jeez, you got all the good ones and them some laughing

Elektrik_Storm
i love :





Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

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Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

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Will Turner: You cheated!
Jack Sparrow: Pirate!

stick out tongue

szhismine
here's the full Jack/Pintel improv scene. it's a deleted scene that you can see on the DVD. it's hilarious. laughing out loud

Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."
Twigg: "That's not right."
Pintel: "I used to date a eunuch."
Jack: "Let me get my coat."

now, other lines....

Pirate: "Say goodbye!"
(sign crashes on him)
Will: "Goodbye."

Elizabeth: "Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?"
Will: "At least once more miss Swann, as always."

Will: "You didn't beat me; you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you."
Jack: "And that's no incentive for me to fight fair, is it?"

"Sorry, it's such a pretty boat. Ship."

Will: "How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?"
Gibbs: "Aye the compass doesn't point north but we're not trying to find north, are we?"

pink_elysium
OoOoOoOo...
tough question...

I really can't decide!!

It's all good...

Caribbean_Chick
I think he says aye alas.. buh i also think that they are laughing at the fact that Will and Captain Jack think that just two of them can take over a big ship like that all by themselves

Lord Soth
They boarded the Dauntless, not the Interceptor (not Independance)

tazman
I've only seen the movie once so far (sorry to all the POTC fans out there). I loved a lot of the lines mentioned, but there were a few that I laughed so hard and nobody has mentioned them yet. They were the parts when Jack approaches the girls and gets slapped, and says

" I don't think I deserved that."

And then gets slapped again by another and says

"I might have deserved that one."

Can anyone get the direct quotes? smile

P.S. I agree with all of you that Johnny Depp totally rocked in this movie.

szhismine
juggernaut26-- first of all, it's the Interceptor.

second of all, he says "Aye! Avast!"

bLooMiLiCioUs
confused but why issit funny?

Caribbean_Chick
alas avast same diffstick out tongue.. but I have so many lines but my favorite of all isn't even in the movie lolz.. it was in one of the deleted scenes: "French, makers of mayonaise, every single one of them, eunuchs".. well something like that but I missed out a line or something lolz

Caribbean_Chick
oh geez I'm a blonde.. it's in some persons sig lolstick out tongue
Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."
that's the one!!!!big grin

bLooMiLiCioUs
no but what does it mean?!
i don't speak any of those kinda languages see im asian...confused

Caribbean_Chick
lol your funny but I don't get it.. what languageconfused

bLooMiLiCioUs
nono just tell me what avast means...confused
aye avast?what'd he say that for?

Caribbean_Chick
it's pirate slang lol.. it means like yea same here kinda thing

bLooMiLiCioUs
oooohhhh........heh heh embarrasment

Caribbean_Chick
lol I just guessed.. I don't speak pirate slang lolz.. another of my favorite line is :Welcome to the Caribbean love.. I love it when he says love lollaughing

bLooMiLiCioUs
he's like...luv not lovelove

Caribbean_Chick
lol of course.. I just can't spellstick out tongue.. another one is: But why is the rum gone!!!!????

bLooMiLiCioUs
Stop blowing HOLES in my ship!!!laughingrolling on floor laughing

Caribbean_Chick
omg that's my second favorite!!!!!it's the whole way he says it!!!and the whole positioning.. it's just so perfect!!big grinstick out tongue

bLooMiLiCioUs
yeess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nods vigorously*

Caribbean_Chick
and I also like when someone goes: You're supposed to be dead!!! and then he's like: Am I not? then he looks down at himself it's so funny because he's so confusedlaughing

bLooMiLiCioUs
yes!!!!laughing out loudlaughing out loud he's sssoooo cute there!!!!

Caribbean_Chick
yea!!!!!!! and the one when he's drunk and he's like:I love this song!!!!! Reallllllly Bad Eggs!!!!!.. he just says it with such enthusiasm it's so awesome and funny!!!!laughing

bLooMiLiCioUs
and that expression on his face when barbossa was like, "oh no,we named the MONKEY jack"

Orli'sElf7
js: "Now as for me? I could let ya drown. but i caant run this ship all by me onesies savvy?"
mr gibbs: "for 3 days, so that allllll manner of sea creatures became acclimated to his presence." the sea turtles was great

WT: " He roped a couple of sea turtles..."
MG: "Aye, sea turtles"
WT: "What did he use for rope?"
MG: " ...."
JS: "Human hair....from me back..."

ES: "Ya like pain? *THUD* Try warin a corset."

JS: "Wedding? Oh i love weddings! Drinks all around!!!! I know...clap me in nines right?"

JS: "Elizabeth...it would've never worked between us darling."

ES: You spend 3 days, lying on a beach drinking rum"
JS: *shimmys* "Welcome to the Carribean love"

Caribbean_Chick
yes most of those rocked.. except one minor correction.. instead of nines it's irons I think

bLooMiLiCioUs
i like that li'l shimmy he does right b4 he says "welcome to the caribbean,luv" it's SSOOO CUUTEE!!!!!!

Caribbean_Chick
lmao I know!!!!!!yea and I love his expressions when he's fighting Will in the beginning in the blacksmith place.. and also Will's when Jack says: This shot is not meant for you.. Will looks soooooooooo cute he's like whatconfused

bLooMiLiCioUs
I KNOOW!!!!!!eek!eek!eek! i cldve died frm the hotness!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord Soth
I favorite running gag is that hats. Captain Jack Sparrow is OBSSESSED with hats big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin big grin Here are some examples:

CJS: My effects, Commodore. And my hat

CJS: 25 percent. And I'll buy you a hat. A really big one.

CJS:Will.........Nice hat

bLooMiLiCioUs
YEESSS!!!!!!!laughinglaughing out loudlaughing
I love CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!!!love

#1fan Sparrow
That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum."

No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won’t see it?

Jack: But why is the rum gone?

nOW GIVE ME THAT HORIZON NANANE NENENENEN....AND REALLY BAD EGGS...DRINK UP ME 'EARTIES YOHO (blackout)

Caribbean_Chick
lmao yea.. but I really love Will's hat.. Jack should get one just like ityes

Lord Soth
No, I think Jack's hat is symbolic to himself and Johnny Depp.....rough around the edges, but you'll never get rid of it cause it's so comfortable

Caribbean_Chick
well.. he can have two hatsyes

sadge
i like it when the rum has been burned and hes walking on his own and he says
it must have been horrible for you .. well it bloody is now
i cant remember the exact words
oh and "if you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."
"stop blowin holes in my ship!!!"
But why is the rum gone?

Jack: She’s safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our words really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.

oh and
you like pain try wearing a corset

Caribbean_Chick
okay the exact words for that 1 are: "It must have been terrible for you to be stuck on this island Jack, must have been terrible.. WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!!!" lol then after he looks out at the ocean and sees the Dauntless and says: "There'll be no living with her after this" lol I'm a POTC fanaticbig grinbig grinHappy Dance laughing

sadge
hes not just cute there hes cute everywhere lolz
mmmm johnny depp looks sooooooo sexy in this film mmmmmmm big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin Happy Dance Happy Dance

sadge
that is soooo my favourite quote its the way he looks and talks its wiked
big grin Happy Dance big grin Happy Dance

bLooMiLiCioUs
i love that opportube moment one too!!!!!!!!!!!laughing out loudlaughing out loudHappy Dance

sadge
YEHHH!!!!!!! Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

Lord Soth
Lots of bananas.....

bLooMiLiCioUs
cuz CAPTAIN jack sparrow IS bananas remember!!!laughing out loudlaughing out loud

Caribbean_Chick
lmao no he's daftly.. that's daftly.. daft like Jack!!!

sadge
i love tose lines aswell theyre wiked!!!

beaujay1
paluh....palalay....pala....pala...
Parley?
Yep, thats the one! Parley! (something like that)

*thinks*

sadge
yeh thats good

Caribbean_Chick
lol yea that one funny and you pretty much got it rightwink but I like the deleted scene of that.. the one with the mayonnaise and eunuch thing lol

enya
how many deleted scenes are there im gettin the dvd for christmas
sad couldnt afford b4

enya
im also slightly upset orlando bloom isnt on the commentary

Lord Soth
He was probably working on LotR reshoots at the time

sadge
yeh

Caribbean_Chick
there are quite a few deleted scenes.. alot of them they should have keptyes

beaujay1
i kno! i kno u probably kno this, but that was an improv when they filmed it, the mayo. thing!!!! hah! i wouldn't have expected anything different from johnny!

Orli'sElf7
Murtogg: this dock is off limits to civilians.

Jack: Im terribly sorry, I didnt know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
~>~>~
Norrington: No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesnt point north. And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate Ive ever heard of.

Jack: But you have heard of me.
~>~>~
Jack: Who makes all these?

Will: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!

Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a unik, are you?
~>~>~
Jack: ... More importantly, it is indeed a sad life that has never breathed deep the sweet proliferous bouquet that is Tortuga, savvy? What do you think?

Will: It'll linger.

Jack: Ill tell you mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted.

Jack: Scarlet! Not sure I deserved that. Giselle!

Giselle: Who was she?!

Jack: What? I may have deserved that.
~>~>~
Pintel: You. Youre supposed to be dead!

Jack: Am I not? Oh. Puhluley, puhlulehvoos, parleli, parsmi, pasley, parle, parle

Ragetti: Parley?

Jack: Parley! Thats the one. Parley! Parley!

Pintel: Parley? Damned to the depths whatever man had thought of parley.

Jack: That would be the French. wink (my personal favourite =] )
~>~>~
Jack: Beg your pardon.

Barbossa: Begun by blood

Jack: Excuse me.

Barbossa: by blood undone

Will: Jack!

Barbossa: Snot possible.

Jack: Not probable.

Will: Wheres Elizabeth?

Jack: Shes safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.
~>~>~
Jack: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
~>~>~
Elizabeth: The code? Youre pirates, hang the code and hang the rules. Theyre more like guidelines anyway. Bloody pirates.

Ragetti: Oy.

Pintel: What?

Ragetti: Is it supposed to be doing that?

Pintel: Theyre stealing our ship!

Ragetti: Bloody pirates!
~>~>~
Elizabeth: We should return to the Dauntless.

Will: Your fiancé will be wanting to know youre safe.

Jack: If you were waiting for the opportune moment that was it. Now if youll be so kind, Id be much obliged if youd drop me off my ship.

~>~>~
Official: impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England

Jack: Oh, yes.
~>~>~
Jack: Well! Im actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically? I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that. Elizabeth it would never have worked between us, darling. Im sorry. Will nice hat. Men! This is the day that you will always remember as the day that you
~>~>~
Jack: On deck you scabrous dogs! Man the braces! Now...bring me that horizon. And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'arties yo ho.

smilesmile hehe sry there's alot but i love it lovelovelove

Lord Soth
Yeah, those are probably the best of the bunch

ilvorlandobloom
Son…I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?

Orli'sElf7
i couldnt stop saying 'savvy' after the movie!! and 'aye'!!!! laughing out loud

Caribbean_Chick
lmao yea same.. and now everything reminds me of a line from POTCstick out tonguelaughing

Lord Soth
After you said that ealier, I realized how true that was laughing

ilvorlandobloom
oh, and 'bloody.' after seeing the movie, i kept on saying that!

ilvorlandobloom
i love it when Jack says "Bloody empty"

Lord Soth
I said 'bloody' all the time a while b4 PotC, but now I say it a whole lot more big grin

Orli'sElf7
lol i havent used that word as much but its starting to get bad!! im starting to use those words unconciously now lmao laughing out loud

Lord Soth
Yeah, it's rooted in my vocab. now laughing out loud

Caribbean_Chick
yea now everyone is going to start using all the nautical terms nowstick out tongue

Pipage558
The best line is
Norrington: Well, well, well, if it isn't Captain Jack Sparrow. You are the worst pirate that I have ever heard of!
Jack: But you have heard of me! pirate

Caribbean_Chick
lol there are so many best linesbig grin

Orli'sElf7
lol the WHOLE movie is the best!! its IMPOSSIBLE to just pick ONE line

Lord Soth
The best line is: everything CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow says laughing laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing

DBZFan
Mine is:
"What did he make the rope out of?"
" Human hair, from my back."

ilvorlandobloom
hehe, i love that human hair from my back one

Lord Soth
One of mine is "Apparently there's a leak"

Laviera_j
I dunno if this one has been done yet (probably) but I like:

"I plan to commandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape pillage, and pilfer my weasely black guts out."

"I said no lies!"

"I think he's telling the truth."

"If it was the truth he wouldn't 'av told us."

"Unless he knew you wouln't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

Lord Soth
I don't think it was.....how could we have missed that?

Caribbean_Chick
that's awesome.. Johnny is so greatbig grinbig grinHappy Dancelove *drool*

Orli'sElf7
mayo thing?? ?embarrasment

cogger15
the mayo thing is on special features, they cut it out of the final film.
there are so many great lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain barbossa - thankyou jack

jack sparrow - your welcome

captain barbossa- no..we named the monkey jack!

laughingbig grin

jacksparrow22
my favorite line would definitely be:

Barbossa: Who are you?

Jack: No one. He’s no one. A distant cousin of my aunt’s nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. eunuch.

Caribbean_Chick
In one of the deleted scenes instead of this part:
Pintel- "Dam to the depth's whatever man had thought of parley"
Jack- "That would be the french"

Instead it went:
Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."

JackSparrowLuvr
Not to be pushy or anything but Jack actually says
"I confess then, it is my intention to commendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer me weasley black guts out."

Caribbean_Chick
lolz I hate correcting people but I can help it when I know the lines so wellstick out tongue

bLooMiLiCioUs
roll eyes (sarcastic)
these obsessorsroll eyes (sarcastic)
laughing out loud

DBZFan
My other fave was:

" Not you, I named the monkey Jack!"

AND

"But what about the rum?!"

bLooMiLiCioUs
i liked it when jack saw the monkey and went...well...

"Monkey!!"laughing out loud

tates8
I know it's not actually part of the movie, but On the Epic at Sea, I love when orli goes, "swish, swish, buckle, buckle, argh!"

then from the movie....

Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!
---------
Will Turner: It's not your blood they were after. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate.
---------
Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth: You like pain?

Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
(gotta love that corset)
---------
Grapple: Say goodbye!

Will Turner: Goodbye.
---------

Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch!

Jack Sparrow: Ah, where's dear William?
Elizabeth: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!
(just love that monkey!)
---------
Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you

I love you.

Londe
i'm not sure if anyone said this yet.....
When Jack and Will arrive at Toruga.
Jack: Scarlet!
*She slaps him*
Jack: Not sure I deserved that!
Jack: Gessele!
Gessele: And who was she?
*She slaps him*
Jack: I may have deserved that.
__________________________
When they're looking at the pirates that Mr. Gibbs picked out.
Jack walks to the end of the ship, takes off the pirates hat!
Jack: Anna Maria!
*She slaps him*
Will: Guess you didn't deserve that one either

JhOnNiEsGiRl41
hey hey ,

" but why is the rum gone ? "

Barbosa : " so you expect me to be stranded on some island watching you sail away in my ship with a name and nothing but your word that its the one i need ?"

Capt.Jack Saprrow : " No , i expect to leave you stranded on some island without a name whatching me sail away on my ship and i'll shout the name back at you "

" you will always remember this as the day you ALMOST cuaght captian Jack Sparrow "

Pirate 1:" ' ello puppet "
Elizabeth : " PARLIE "

Pirate1 :" 'eh your supposed to be dead !"
Capt.Jack Sparow : " am I not ? "

capt.Jack Sparrow " pa pan parl pas paa po paa.... "
Pirate2 : " Parlie ? "

capt.Jack SParrow " thats it ! , Parlie ! "
Pirate 1 : " Parlie !!!! ? "


I LOVE JHONNY DEPP !!!!!!

Orli'sElf7
oooh thank you Caribbean Chick. lol i watched the deleted scenes tho...how could i not remember that?!? grr....*inserts PotC into the dvd player*...

Caribbean_Chick
lolzlaughing omg I love the way the Jack and monkey one was put:
Elizabeth: Will!
Will: Elizabeth!
Jack: Monkey!laughing laughing hehe you gotta love Captain Jack Sparrowbig grinbig grin

Orli'sElf7
lol big grin ahhhh i c the mayo one now!!!!!!! go me big grin Happy Dance Happy Dance grrr i wish they hadnt taken out anything!!!! :,(....all us deprived fans....

Caribbean_Chick
I know.. all the deleted scenes were so awesome.. and they brought in this Elizabeth/Jack love/hate kind of relationship kind of.. but it made me feel really bad for the Commodore.. he really loved Elizabethsad

Orli'sElf7
yea i know....lol but i mean cmon!!! commodore...orlando bloom....lol.....its no contest ^_^. plus orlando bloom or i should say will was a hell of alot sweeter and sincere than commodore norrington

Caribbean_Chick
yea.. but think about it.. Will could have stayed single!!!!!.. then again if he had then he probably would have got taken by some other girl in the sequelstick out tongue

Orli'sElf7
i know...and that would b bad stick out tongue lol like i said b4 i dont mind my girl kiera cause shes cool and isnt like, a fake or bitchy actress but lol if it was anyone else i prolly would've hated them from the start big grin haha

Caribbean_Chick
I know same here.. I almost hated her the first time I saw the moviestick out tonguelaughing

Orli'sElf7
you almost hated kiera?!?!? awwww pooh...i never hated her but god knows i was effing jealous as shit (<--prolly starred that out) when the movie came out!!

Caribbean_Chick
lolz well yea jealously is hates first cousin lolzstick out tongue(it's from anger management kind ofconfused )

DBZFan
I liked the part where Elizabith passes out when she couldn't breath .

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