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Enough with the Pirates!

It needs its own forum!

true, very true! Anyone want to make a request?

"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgat one very imporatant thing mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"That's what aship really is you knw, not a keel and a hold and a deck and sails, thats what a ship needs. But what a ship is- what the Black Pearl is, is freedom."

"Savvy?"

oops, spelling

fav quote: This'll be the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Spar--wowoowwwow!(then he falls off the wall and swims for his ship)

and this one too
"aah,but you HAVE heard of me"

omg mine are:
"But why is the rum gone!?"
"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"Welcome to the Caribbean love"
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!!"
"Remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow"

There are many many other but I'll stop there

haha i dun really wanna give anymore cuz i'm afraid i just mught end up quoting ALL his lines frm the movie

"Me for example, I could letcha drown! But I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all be onsies, savvy?"
"Tortuga"
"Tortuga"

it's "all by me onesies"

ooh i didn't know i had such intense knowledge abt his lines it's kinda freaky

and later he'll go..."there's no living with her after this" aft he sees the ship
he's HILARIOUS!!
"you've got to get urself a girl,mate!"

"That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum."
-- Elizabeth Swann

"you're not a eunch,are you?"

"Mr. Cotton's parrot : same question."

that was funny

"me,i'm dishonest.dishonest men u can always trust to be dishonest.honestly,it's the honest ones you hv to look out for,cuz u'll never know when they'd do sumth incredibly....stupid."
"wait for the opprtune moment"
"if you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it."
"stop blowin holes in my ship!!!"
"i'll buy you a hat...a really big one."

aaahhh i'll be back when i decide to type more - give others a chance 1st

i agree with the ''give potc its own section thread preposition'', where do we make enquires

-lol bootstrap's boot straps

-i am disincline to aquiest your request

-i love weddings, drinks all around

capt' jack sparrow: me? i'm dishonest. you can always trust dishonest people to be dishonest. but it's the dishonest people you should look out for, because you never know when they are going to do something stupid.

i said that too!! jack sparrow rocks

I love Johnny Depp in this film. He was good in From Hell because he was british and soooooo hot. My god i couldn't move from the screen...

My fave quote is : "mus'tve been really horrible for you to be alone on this island jack, WELL IT BLUDDY IS NOW!!!" Johnny is hot. He rocks!!!

he ROCKED in frm hell - that ACCENT!!

Johnny Depp was sooooooooooo hot in POTC. Even if he did wear chopsticks in his hair,lol

ESPECIALLY like that

I like all of the quotes you guys have up. But my fav one has to be the shortest.
P.S:can you guys teach me how to get those pictures up!




Will:You cheated!

Jack:Pirate.

ALL Jack Sparrow lines!

cuz HE was the one who had the best!!!and to think tey were his OWN!!!!

Barbossa: Who are you?

Jack: No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.

and:

Jack: Clearly you've never been to Sinagapore

i LOVE that singapore one!!!it's sooo cool to hear my country mentioned!!seriously!!cuz we're like soooo on another planet when it comes to the hollywood scene knowing us!!!!and it's also sooo appropriate!!!!!

I love the way he says it, though. Pure comedic genius

that he IS!!!!totally!!!!in all his movies!!!well maybe except the brave i bawled my eyes out in that one *cries at the memory*

I LOVE EVERY LINE!! ... BUt I love when barbossa says

not you we named he monkey JACK!!!!
heheheheh

I actually never thought that line was funny

well i found it mildly amusing
that look depp got on his face aft that line however

Yeah, Barbossa is just never funny, when Captain Jack Sparrow is around, it's his hilarity aura

lol ANY SCENE with jack had SUMTH hilarious innit!!!totally!!!!
johnny depp rules!!!!

I just watched it again, and I noticed that whenever Jack's around, none of the other characters are funny at all.

It's the aura.......

totally*swoon*

my favorite is:

jack: weddings! I love weddings! Drinks all around!

I LOVE ALL THESE QUOTES!! Johnny was SOOOO funny in POTC!! I laughed SOOO hard!!

Good lines, all

"Captain Jack Sparrow"
"The French...Lovely singers they are. Eunichs all of them"
Will:"Aye Avast!"

lol i loved all those quotes hehe Jack Sparrow i mean Captain Jack Sparrrow was sooo funneh i can watch that movie over n over n still laugh with his character hehe

*sighs*

hey when jack and will go to take that one ship to get the independence what does will shout at the guys that makes them laugh

Jeez, you got all the good ones and them some

i love :





Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

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Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

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Will Turner: You cheated!
Jack Sparrow: Pirate!

here's the full Jack/Pintel improv scene. it's a deleted scene that you can see on the DVD. it's hilarious.

Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."
Twigg: "That's not right."
Pintel: "I used to date a eunuch."
Jack: "Let me get my coat."

now, other lines....

Pirate: "Say goodbye!"
(sign crashes on him)
Will: "Goodbye."

Elizabeth: "Will, how many times must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?"
Will: "At least once more miss Swann, as always."

Will: "You didn't beat me; you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight I'd kill you."
Jack: "And that's no incentive for me to fight fair, is it?"

"Sorry, it's such a pretty boat. Ship."

Will: "How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work?"
Gibbs: "Aye the compass doesn't point north but we're not trying to find north, are we?"

OoOoOoOo...
tough question...

I really can't decide!!

It's all good...

I think he says aye alas.. buh i also think that they are laughing at the fact that Will and Captain Jack think that just two of them can take over a big ship like that all by themselves

They boarded the Dauntless, not the Interceptor (not Independance)

I've only seen the movie once so far (sorry to all the POTC fans out there). I loved a lot of the lines mentioned, but there were a few that I laughed so hard and nobody has mentioned them yet. They were the parts when Jack approaches the girls and gets slapped, and says

" I don't think I deserved that."

And then gets slapped again by another and says

"I might have deserved that one."

Can anyone get the direct quotes?

P.S. I agree with all of you that Johnny Depp totally rocked in this movie.

juggernaut26-- first of all, it's the Interceptor.

second of all, he says "Aye! Avast!"

but why issit funny?

alas avast same diff.. but I have so many lines but my favorite of all isn't even in the movie lolz.. it was in one of the deleted scenes: "French, makers of mayonaise, every single one of them, eunuchs".. well something like that but I missed out a line or something lolz

oh geez I'm a blonde.. it's in some persons sig lol
Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."
that's the one!!!!

no but what does it mean?!
i don't speak any of those kinda languages see im asian...

lol your funny but I don't get it.. what language

nono just tell me what avast means...
aye avast?what'd he say that for?

it's pirate slang lol.. it means like yea same here kinda thing

oooohhhh........heh heh

lol I just guessed.. I don't speak pirate slang lolz.. another of my favorite line is :Welcome to the Caribbean love.. I love it when he says love lol

he's like...luv not love

lol of course.. I just can't spell.. another one is: But why is the rum gone!!!!????

Stop blowing HOLES in my ship!!!

omg that's my second favorite!!!!!it's the whole way he says it!!!and the whole positioning.. it's just so perfect!!

yeess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nods vigorously*

and I also like when someone goes: You're supposed to be dead!!! and then he's like: Am I not? then he looks down at himself it's so funny because he's so confused

yes!!!! he's sssoooo cute there!!!!

yea!!!!!!! and the one when he's drunk and he's like:I love this song!!!!! Reallllllly Bad Eggs!!!!!.. he just says it with such enthusiasm it's so awesome and funny!!!!

and that expression on his face when barbossa was like, "oh no,we named the MONKEY jack"

js: "Now as for me? I could let ya drown. but i caant run this ship all by me onesies savvy?"
mr gibbs: "for 3 days, so that allllll manner of sea creatures became acclimated to his presence." the sea turtles was great

WT: " He roped a couple of sea turtles..."
MG: "Aye, sea turtles"
WT: "What did he use for rope?"
MG: " ...."
JS: "Human hair....from me back..."

ES: "Ya like pain? *THUD* Try warin a corset."

JS: "Wedding? Oh i love weddings! Drinks all around!!!! I know...clap me in nines right?"

JS: "Elizabeth...it would've never worked between us darling."

ES: You spend 3 days, lying on a beach drinking rum"
JS: *shimmys* "Welcome to the Carribean love"

yes most of those rocked.. except one minor correction.. instead of nines it's irons I think

i like that li'l shimmy he does right b4 he says "welcome to the caribbean,luv" it's SSOOO CUUTEE!!!!!!

lmao I know!!!!!!yea and I love his expressions when he's fighting Will in the beginning in the blacksmith place.. and also Will's when Jack says: This shot is not meant for you.. Will looks soooooooooo cute he's like what

I KNOOW!!!!!! i cldve died frm the hotness!!!!!!!!!!!

I favorite running gag is that hats. Captain Jack Sparrow is OBSSESSED with hats Here are some examples:

CJS: My effects, Commodore. And my hat

CJS: 25 percent. And I'll buy you a hat. A really big one.

CJS:Will.........Nice hat

YEESSS!!!!!!!
I love CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!!!

lmao yea.. but I really love Will's hat.. Jack should get one just like it

No, I think Jack's hat is symbolic to himself and Johnny Depp.....rough around the edges, but you'll never get rid of it cause it's so comfortable

well.. he can have two hats

okay the exact words for that 1 are: "It must have been terrible for you to be stuck on this island Jack, must have been terrible.. WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!!!" lol then after he looks out at the ocean and sees the Dauntless and says: "There'll be no living with her after this" lol I'm a POTC fanatic

hes not just cute there hes cute everywhere lolz
mmmm johnny depp looks sooooooo sexy in this film mmmmmmm

that is soooo my favourite quote its the way he looks and talks its wiked

i love that opportube moment one too!!!!!!!!!!!

YEHHH!!!!!!!

Lots of bananas.....

cuz CAPTAIN jack sparrow IS bananas remember!!!

lmao no he's daftly.. that's daftly.. daft like Jack!!!

i love tose lines aswell theyre wiked!!!

paluh....palalay....pala....pala...
Parley?
Yep, thats the one! Parley! (something like that)

*thinks*

yeh thats good

lol yea that one funny and you pretty much got it right but I like the deleted scene of that.. the one with the mayonnaise and eunuch thing lol

how many deleted scenes are there im gettin the dvd for christmas
couldnt afford b4

im also slightly upset orlando bloom isnt on the commentary

He was probably working on LotR reshoots at the time

yeh

there are quite a few deleted scenes.. alot of them they should have kept

i kno! i kno u probably kno this, but that was an improv when they filmed it, the mayo. thing!!!! hah! i wouldn't have expected anything different from johnny!

Yeah, those are probably the best of the bunch

i couldnt stop saying 'savvy' after the movie!! and 'aye'!!!!

lmao yea same.. and now everything reminds me of a line from POTC

After you said that ealier, I realized how true that was

oh, and 'bloody.' after seeing the movie, i kept on saying that!

i love it when Jack says "Bloody empty"

I said 'bloody' all the time a while b4 PotC, but now I say it a whole lot more

lol i havent used that word as much but its starting to get bad!! im starting to use those words unconciously now lmao

Yeah, it's rooted in my vocab. now

yea now everyone is going to start using all the nautical terms now

The best line is
Norrington: Well, well, well, if it isn't Captain Jack Sparrow. You are the worst pirate that I have ever heard of!
Jack: But you have heard of me!

lol there are so many best lines

lol the WHOLE movie is the best!! its IMPOSSIBLE to just pick ONE line

The best line is: everything CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow says

Mine is:
"What did he make the rope out of?"
" Human hair, from my back."

hehe, i love that human hair from my back one

One of mine is "Apparently there's a leak"

I dunno if this one has been done yet (probably) but I like:

"I plan to commandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape pillage, and pilfer my weasely black guts out."

"I said no lies!"

"I think he's telling the truth."

"If it was the truth he wouldn't 'av told us."

"Unless he knew you wouln't believe the truth even if he told it to you."

I don't think it was.....how could we have missed that?

that's awesome.. Johnny is so great *drool*

mayo thing?? ?

the mayo thing is on special features, they cut it out of the final film.
there are so many great lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Captain barbossa - thankyou jack

jack sparrow - your welcome

captain barbossa- no..we named the monkey jack!

In one of the deleted scenes instead of this part:
Pintel- "Dam to the depth's whatever man had thought of parley"
Jack- "That would be the french"

Instead it went:
Pintel: "Damn to the depths whatever man had thought of parley."
Jack: "French. Latin-based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise."
Pintel: "I like mayonnaise."
Jack: "Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really. Think about it."
Pintel: "I don't know."
Jack: "Lovely singing voices. Eunuchs, all of them."

Not to be pushy or anything but Jack actually says
"I confess then, it is my intention to commendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer me weasley black guts out."

lolz I hate correcting people but I can help it when I know the lines so well

these obsessors

My other fave was:

" Not you, I named the monkey Jack!"

AND

"But what about the rum?!"

i liked it when jack saw the monkey and went...well...

"Monkey!!"

I know it's not actually part of the movie, but On the Epic at Sea, I love when orli goes, "swish, swish, buckle, buckle, argh!"

then from the movie....

Governor Swann: Elizabeth, how's it coming?
Elizabeth: It's difficult to say.
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!
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Will Turner: It's not your blood they were after. It was my father's blood. My blood... the blood of a pirate.
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Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth: You like pain?

Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
(gotta love that corset)
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Grapple: Say goodbye!

Will Turner: Goodbye.
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Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch!

Jack Sparrow: Ah, where's dear William?
Elizabeth: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!
(just love that monkey!)
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Will Turner: Elizabeth, I should have told you every day from the moment I met you

I love you.

i'm not sure if anyone said this yet.....
When Jack and Will arrive at Toruga.
Jack: Scarlet!
*She slaps him*
Jack: Not sure I deserved that!
Jack: Gessele!
Gessele: And who was she?
*She slaps him*
Jack: I may have deserved that.
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When they're looking at the pirates that Mr. Gibbs picked out.
Jack walks to the end of the ship, takes off the pirates hat!
Jack: Anna Maria!
*She slaps him*
Will: Guess you didn't deserve that one either

hey hey ,

" but why is the rum gone ? "

Barbosa : " so you expect me to be stranded on some island watching you sail away in my ship with a name and nothing but your word that its the one i need ?"

Capt.Jack Saprrow : " No , i expect to leave you stranded on some island without a name whatching me sail away on my ship and i'll shout the name back at you "

" you will always remember this as the day you ALMOST cuaght captian Jack Sparrow "

Pirate 1:" ' ello puppet "
Elizabeth : " PARLIE "

Pirate1 :" 'eh your supposed to be dead !"
Capt.Jack Sparow : " am I not ? "

capt.Jack Sparrow " pa pan parl pas paa po paa.... "
Pirate2 : " Parlie ? "

capt.Jack SParrow " thats it ! , Parlie ! "
Pirate 1 : " Parlie !!!! ? "


I LOVE JHONNY DEPP !!!!!!

oooh thank you Caribbean Chick. lol i watched the deleted scenes tho...how could i not remember that?!? grr....*inserts PotC into the dvd player*...

lolz omg I love the way the Jack and monkey one was put:
Elizabeth: Will!
Will: Elizabeth!
Jack: Monkey! hehe you gotta love Captain Jack Sparrow

lol ahhhh i c the mayo one now!!!!!!! go me grrr i wish they hadnt taken out anything!!!! :,(....all us deprived fans....

I know.. all the deleted scenes were so awesome.. and they brought in this Elizabeth/Jack love/hate kind of relationship kind of.. but it made me feel really bad for the Commodore.. he really loved Elizabeth

yea i know....lol but i mean cmon!!! commodore...orlando bloom....lol.....its no contest ^_^. plus orlando bloom or i should say will was a hell of alot sweeter and sincere than commodore norrington

yea.. but think about it.. Will could have stayed single!!!!!.. then again if he had then he probably would have got taken by some other girl in the sequel

i know...and that would b bad lol like i said b4 i dont mind my girl kiera cause shes cool and isnt like, a fake or bitchy actress but lol if it was anyone else i prolly would've hated them from the start haha

I know same here.. I almost hated her the first time I saw the movie

you almost hated kiera?!?!? awwww pooh...i never hated her but god knows i was effing jealous as shit (<--prolly starred that out) when the movie came out!!

lolz well yea jealously is hates first cousin lolz(it's from anger management kind of )

I liked the part where Elizabith passes out when she couldn't breath .