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i can see this getting real ugly real fast

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There are so many, but I don't want to list them because then I have to think of them, and then it freaks me out
Let's just say, the same stuff they probably would not want to find in my room

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like ur sig btw lil

Lil, you are hilarious! *bows down to Lil's greatness*

*cough* all mine

*is not kewl*

korri you are the essence of coolnes

is that vinilla?

Thank you Korri and Bid!! <--us!

<---burly

smile!

I would not want to find a goat.

that could be rather.....strange

I would find it even more strange if the goat in question was pregnant.

a goat would be bad... Oh God Friend

a meat cleaver

A leather costume and, in the costume a man who's just had a viagra overdose.

yeah i could see why that would be a bad thing

a spatula

Finding porn in my parents room would be bad enough, the things u guys are mentioning would tramatize me

yeah....seek therapy

When I was a baby, my parents accidentally rented a goat porn movie. It was called Billy The Kid, they thought it was a cowboy movie.

I think to top it, if the goat was vomitting in disgust it might make matters worse.

Scariest thing is, we had a pet goat at the time.

ooh i hope they sued for false advertising

Was the movie good? I only saw the one called "Inside the Wool". Great movie.

a vibrator

Yeah but would it be inside the room or inside a person?

you and your goats

I do not own any goats. I only meet them in bars.

EEKK....

That was a most valuable comment.

I wish they had, then we could have gotten a huge settlement and lived in splendor.

Well? Was the movie goat - er - good?

How am I supposed to know, I was 2 months old at the time.

(How am I supposed to know, I was 2 months old at the time.)

How many weeks ago was this?

I don't know whether to laugh or be sick.
.

ooooooer

It was 14 years ago

while dad's on a business trip. "mom, what is this handsome young man doing in your room tied to your bed?"

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don't worry burly, it didn't happen.. I'm just saying it would be disturbing if it did.

im just saying ...erm, sorry about that ...if it scarred you http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/disguise2.gif

tehehe! I would hate to find any signs of life in my mom and dads bedroom-i am so fed up of them right now!

i have found some... things

euw!

like what force?!

that's kinda was i said....

gotta admit, I'm interested too....

c'mon, spill.....

well let's just say i always wondered what my mom did when she missed my dad, and it was not with another man...

ohhhhh....

was it the thing i said earlier?

i don't even want to think about... my mom, and here *cough*vibrating*cough* friend...

Oh you poor thing, you must be traumatized

don't worry Force, there are much much MUCH worse things u could find.

like the trojan condoms, or the couples sex siminar?

Care to name some Bid?

like a used pink condomn

no they weren't used, oh and the only thing i found that's my dad's is a Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Why pink? Is it somehow worse than the other colours?

I would but I don't want to scar virgin ears, and I don't want Raz to get mad.

well i wanna know

erm......yep

I'll PM u Force

k me only

yay

imagane if u found a jockey under your parents bed

You mean as in a hourse racer? Well they are small enough to fit under most beds

but imagine if there was no horse.....just think of horribleness!!!!!!

what?

HUH??

ya what are you guys talking about, what's this shizzle with jockeys?

i porno mag complete with stains, and shock horror your mother was one of the posees

*gun to head*

............................~slam~

the books: the joy of sex, your menopause and you....books like that

at least ur mom wont get pregnant

I don't know what I wouldn't want to find in their room, but I know damn sure I don't want them coming in mine and finding my homemade videos

when you say homemade.....

basically, poon

...homemade.... eak!

well i meant like recordin the stuff off the tv, but of course i could be wrong

oh well...... that seems ok nod encouragingly

exactly, as long as they don't find any of my stuff.... not that I have any...

you forgot me

ha yeah right

then maybe i should search your room

Um .. . dead babies?

Anything made from an animale *cries*

I wish I were a vegetarian, all those poor helpless baby animals but... MEAT JUST TASTES SO GOOD!!!

Yeah, but vegetarians eat all those poor helpless vegetables. At least an animal has a chance to run or jump the fence before death strikes it. A vegetable, however, just sits there, helpless, getting chopped, sliced, diced, blended, cut, etc.

lol...

I thank you, without you, I would never have known what it really is to be.... a vegetable.... we give animals way too much credit...

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ewww. I dont want to think about what my Mum and Dad might have in thir room!

Its whats in my room that counts

^am i in ur room?

i might need a microscope to find those

HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! lmfao!!

Things you would not want to find in your mom and dads room eh.....

Dwarf porn.

*goes to see if MM is in my room*

Korri, Bid, Lil, Silver:

me:

man i'm losing my pimpness

*gives force some of his pimpiness* http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/pimp.gif

Nope Matrix Man, your not in my room

thanks dude, i feeled pimped up

Force> lets roll in ma leopard skin caddy!



wanna bet...http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/naughty.gif

yeah i do!

*hides under saucy's bed*

Find anything good under my bed?

AHEM - PG13 forum! i cant say!

theres nothing rude under my bed

WOW the things i could find under my step dads bed...